razazteca Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 La Resistance are taking back the titles here. What's the main event tonight? They have to lose to the Arabs.
Guest MikeSC Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 Edge walking out on Benoit? Anything CAN happen in the WWE! -=Mike
Guest Quik Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 I guess Edge's new gimmick is him running out in the middle of matches. And I guess Mercy Drive plans on releasing their album as wrestling theme music since no record label will sign them.
Stephen Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 Wonder when the American Arabs will be on raw tonight. Simon Dean just needs a bitchy valet, maybe it's time for the return of muffy.
Guest The Shadow Behind You Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 I have to be honest, this has been a entertaining raw. Good? no but entertaing nontheless.
Ted the Poster Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 Who is fucking lazy enough to buy a VIRTUAL paintball game? Whoever buys that should contract permanent genital warts.
Guest CronoT Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 Edge Cutout: Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book! It still cuts a better promo than Edge. This thread is just rife with Classic Thread-grade material tonight.
Guest LooneyTune Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 We're still losing the war against Al Sharpton.
The Mandarin Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 To be honest, I'm only watching Raw tonight to see the Arabs. If they don't show up tonight, I'm not tuning in next week. I'd much rather play San Andreas than watch this crap, but the whole prospect of "Superstar" Shawn Daivari praying to Allah is hilarious. "I declare jihad on all of the backstage locker room."
The Czech Republic Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 "I thought it was virtual paintball, mom"
The Amazing Rando Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 I can see Vince talking to Benoit about this before Taboo Tuesday... Vince: Okay Chris, we know the fans aren't really warming up to you, but we are going to give you the tag team championships by yourself, and then you can help make La Resistance look a little better when they beat ONE GUY instead of TWO. GREAT HUH? Chris: Uhm....
The Czech Republic Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 Now the book?!??! Geez, Curt Schilling didn't do this much shilling.
Guest Askewniverse Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 I really hope JR has to get a foot lopped off soon. I'll try to get her to do it for you Nah, she probably wouldn't work. Everyone knows that only insane German scientists hack off feet.
The Czech Republic Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 I think this is what we call in the business a "swerve"
Guest LooneyTune Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 To the shock of one blind man on Peru, Edge costs Benoit the match.
Guest Quik Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 "He's still bald." Nice little reaction for that suplex.
The Czech Republic Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 Now they're in position to hand over the belts to the Ay-Rabs
The Amazing Rando Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 Who is fucking lazy enough to buy a VIRTUAL paintball game? Whoever buys that should contract permanent genital warts. The same people who are lazy enough to buy a Divas DVD instead of going out to find a decent girl. Then again, most people that would want to WATCH a Divas DVD shouldn't be seen in daylight. Also, they probably have genital warts to begin with.
Stephen Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 WWE will pimp anything at this point. I'm surprised they haven't taken on Viagra as a sponsor.
Guest CronoT Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 Did anyone else notice that the head decal on Edge's tights looks a lot Kane when he used to wear his mask? Also, Edge is quickly developing X-Pac heat from me.
AndrewTS Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 Edge Cutout: Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book! Buy my book! It still cuts a better promo than Edge. This thread is just rife with Classic Thread-grade material tonight. Damn board slowdown is holding down my overexposed Critic references.
The Amazing Rando Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 You would think Maven, Jericho, or Orton would SAVE Benoit...but NO...
The Czech Republic Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 Did he say something to Benoit about the Von Trapps?!?
Guest MikeSC Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 Wow, that title swap at Taboo Tuesday makes so much sense in hindsight. -=Mike ...And Edge is making Benoit tap. Joy...
Guest cpac Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 So a modified suplix pins Chris Benoit. Niiceeee. God this company is going down the toilets.
Guest Quik Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 WHY DID THE YMAKE BENOIT TAP?!?!?!?!? WHA TTHE FUCK?!??!!
razazteca Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 I think this is what we call in the business a "swerve" Oxymoronic if you will
Slickster Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 And Edge gets the rub from making Benoit tap.
Ted the Poster Posted November 2, 2004 Report Posted November 2, 2004 I really hope JR has to get a foot lopped off soon. I'll try to get her to do it for you Nah, she probably wouldn't work. Everyone knows that only insane German scientists hack off feet. It was a diabetes joke. Jesus.
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