Bret Hart has nothing on the Democrats

[kkktookmybabyaway]

Any chance we can get this thread immortalized in Classics?  It's earned it.

We're not done making fun of him yet. Wait until page 10 then we'll talk...

[Guest player]

KKK -- How can you talk about the dirty Mexicans like that? Most of them aren't citizens, so they can't vote, anyway.

[Conspiracy_Victim]

If everyone was forced to vote, the popular majority would be in Kerry's favor, big time.

 

You can blame the young dick heads who didn't vote, because if they did, Kerry would've won.

 

Oh, and I forgot to mention one important thing:

 

In the only TWO states that matter to this country, California and New York, where the literate population is high, Kerry won. In Washington Fucking DC, where Bush resides, Kerry won by over 85 percent. In fucking Massachussets and Illinois, two other major markets with educated people, Kerry also won.

 

Alabama, Ohio, Tenessee, the Carolinas and other states, especially along the bible belt, mean jack to our country.

 

The only reason Bush won is because the illiterate southern inbreeds are just too damn preponderant to offset. We have a lot of dumb people in this country.

Ohio in the Bible belt?? How do you wear your belts?

 

Really c'mon this is as bad as St. Gabby's "voter fraud's OK as long as it goes the way I want it to!". You lost, it happens, try not picking one of the most liberal people on the Hill next time. Oh wait it'll be Hitlery Clinton, never mind.

 

BTW the next time you want to call the South "unimportant" try picking up a news article asshole. Despite what you seem to think, this is not Reconstruction, the South is just as important in an industrial sense as the North.

[kkktookmybabyaway]

KKK -- How can you talk about the dirty Mexicans like that? Most of them aren't citizens, so they can't vote, anyway.

 

Tell that to the Cali legislature. Wait another few years, Mexican-Mexicans will be sending in their ballots south of the border...

[USC Wuz Robbed!]

"Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos."

[Rob E Dangerously]

http://blackboxvoting.org/

 

Black Box Voting (.ORG) is conducting the largest Freedom of Information action in history. At 8:30 p.m. Election Night, Black Box Voting blanketed the U.S. with the first in a series of public records requests, to obtain internal computer logs and other documents from 3,000 individual counties and townships. Networks called the election before anyone bothered to perform even the most rudimentary audit.

 

I don't see this going too far.. but you never know

[Guest player]

Look, the outcome of the presidential election impacts EVERYONE's lives, so if we were to take that into consideration, then voting should be mandatory. It's not like people are impassioned to pay their taxes, either, but they do it anyway. Same goes for statutes, and traffic regulations. What about jury duty? Most jurors can care less about deciding the outcome of a trial, but if they get chosen, they have to cooperate.

 

Or how about this? If you don't vote, then you're subjected to a $50 fine ?

[bob_barron]

Forcing uninformed apathetic idiotic voters to vote is not something I want.

[Guest player]

I've gotta admit, though, after all that inbreeding, southern women -- or belles as some call them -- are very hot and very fuckable. Hell, most of them would make great wives, too. They may be dumber than Shaq, but some of them can still be very sweet and likable.

 

So, score one for southern women.

[sfaJack]

Look, the outcome of the presidential election impacts EVERYONE's lives, so if we were to take that into consideration, then voting should be mandatory. It's not like people are impassioned to pay their taxes, either, but they do it anyway. Same goes for statutes, and traffic regulations. What about jury duty? Most jurors can care less about deciding the outcome of a trial, but if they get chosen, they have to cooperate.

 

Or how about this? If you don't vote, then you're subjected to a $50 fine ?

Do you REALLY think that forcing everyone to vote would result in a different outcome? What do you base this on? The fact that "everyone you know" voted for Kerry?

[USC Wuz Robbed!]

Voting is a privilege, not a necessity. Why do you think jailed convicts are revoked their right to vote?

[bob_barron]

Everyone in my family voted for Kerry.

 

HOW DID HE LOSE???

[Styles]

I've gotta admit, though, after all that inbreeding, southern women -- or belles as some call them -- are very hot and very fuckable. Hell, most of them would make great wives, too. They may be dumber than Shaq, but some of them can still be very sweet and likable.

 

So, score one for southern women.

[2GOLD]

After reading this person's post...I 100% believe they are fucking with you guys.

[sfaJack]

I really hope so.

[Guest player]

No, it's just that democrats, for some reason, are way too optimistic about how things will turn out, so as a result, they'll become lazy and opt not to vote, because they trust the system to bring them justice.

 

Republicans, on the other hand, are more pessimistic, they know they're fighting an uphill battle -- or at least, that's the way they perceive it -- so they're more adamant and active when it comes to actually voting.

 

Besides the blatant corruption, that's probably why surveys predicted Florida for Kerry -- because democrats are less likely to actually back their beliefs with tangible votes.

[Styles]

No, it's just that democrats, for some reason, are way too optimistic about how things will turn out, so as a result, they'll become lazy and opt not to vote, because they trust the system to bring them justice.

 

Republicans, on the other hand, are more pessimistic, they know they're fighting an uphill battle -- or at least, that's the way they perceive it -- so they're more adamant and active when it comes to actually voting.

 

Besides the blatant corruption, that's probably why surveys predicted Florida for Kerry -- because democrats are less likely to actually back their beliefs with tangible votes.

So, I guess us Republicans are dumb as doorknobs, but at least we're motivated...and we have hot inbred wives...

[Styles]

OMG BANNED~!!!!

[AlwaysPissedOff]

Damn...

 

Teke beat me to it. I wanted to ban that ignorant cocksucker.

[bob_barron]

Unban him and ban him again

[Guest Vitamin X]

Y'know, the fact he even used a wrestling analogy for the fucking presidential election speaks volumes.

 

Kerry didn't have a lead the whole day, like the Nuggets never had a lead over the Lakers yesterday. No matter how close the race was, Bush still won.

 

I've accepted it, and everyone else on the left should as well. Not like we could do anything about it now, anyways.

[Guest MikeSC]

But it doesn't make sense. Surveys and exit polls were dead-on except in these two states. Doesn't that seem a bit ODD to you?

Ironically, they were wrong on VA.

NC

SC.

 

Heck, I can't think of ANY states they got right.

 

I know Kerry didn't win by 20, so they were wrong on PA.

-=Mike

[Guest MikeSC]

If everyone was forced to vote, the popular majority would be in Kerry's favor, big time.

 

You can blame the young dick heads who didn't vote, because if they did, Kerry would've won.

 

Oh, and I forgot to mention one important thing:

 

In the only TWO states that matter to this country, California and New York, where the literate population is high, Kerry won. In Washington Fucking DC, where Bush resides, Kerry won by over 85 percent. In fucking Massachussets and Illinois, two other major markets with educated people, Kerry also won.

 

Alabama, Ohio, Tenessee, the Carolinas and other states, especially along the bible belt, mean jack to our country.

 

The only reason Bush won is because the illiterate southern inbreeds are just too damn preponderant to offset. We have a lot of dumb people in this country.

So, the single most idiotic city on Earth, Washington DC (care to mention how much of the vote Marion Barry won in his race?) voted Kerry. I wouldn't, you know, brag.

-=Mike

[Guest rawmvp]

Are there any hot Russian girls in the south? Because Natalie wants to do a three-way.

 

P.S. While reading this thread, Natalie was in TEARS. Not because she found this thread funny or anything, but because I accidentally shot my load in her right eye. I told her not to rub it so much, but she won't listen.

[Guest MikeSC]

Are there any hot Russian girls in the south?

Yup. Trust me on that.

-=Mike

[Styles]

Are there any hot Russian girls in the south?

[CanadianChris]

So, the single most idiotic city on Earth, Washington DC (care to mention how much of the vote Marion Barry won in his race?) voted Kerry. I wouldn't, you know, brag.

-=Mike

Didn't DC vote for Mondale as well?

[kkktookmybabyaway]

I think the only place that voted for Mondull was MN...

[Guest MikeSC]

So, the single most idiotic city on Earth, Washington DC (care to mention how much of the vote Marion Barry won in his race?) voted Kerry. I wouldn't, you know, brag.

    -=Mike

Didn't DC vote for Mondale as well?

DC would vote for a corpse with a "D" by it.

 

But, yes, they voted for Mondale.

-=Mike

[The Czech Republic]

So, the single most idiotic city on Earth, Washington DC (care to mention how much of the vote Marion Barry won in his race?) voted Kerry. I wouldn't, you know, brag.

    -=Mike

Didn't DC vote for Mondale as well?

DC and Minnesota voted for Mondale to give Reagan the biggest electoral blowout in American history.