What the fuck happened to Kotzenjunge?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Because there's no way he actually has a life now.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Especially if he got hit by lightning and killed or something.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

Last I checked he always seemed to be at work, giving up his soul for a little cash. That was about a week ago, though. I think he's since expired.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Everytime I see him online, he's away or idling. Gone are the days of trading music and stories of the fairer sex on AIM. I miss the raving bastard.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Maybe he found a nice guy to settle down with.

 

I've noticed his departure, too...

[Guest Vitamin X]

I've kept in touch with Kotz, apparently he doesn't have internet access and doesn't want to log on to TSM from school because then all the stuff he's missed will be marked as read. I believe that's what he told me.

 

He is on AIM from time to time though at his school's library.

[Nevermortal 0]

"NEW COMPUTER MA'FUCKA

 

So of course, I have to go to work a half hour after putting it together."

 

Says he

[IllustriousOne 0]

He told me he'd be returning to the board tonight, because it's "going to take a while to catch up."

[Nighthawk 0]

So apparently he not only doesn't have a life now, he has less of one than he did before.

[Guest EugeneMark]

I can't wait until Kotzy comes back. We were pretty good frinds and he was always nice to me.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Wow, what timing.

 

Because there's no way he actually has a life now.

 

Believe it or not, I have a girlfriend now. I refuse to believe that a near-total lack of internet access for three weeks had something to do with it.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Well holy shit. Pictures.

[Slayer 0]

I hope the fucker stays gone forever and...

 

 

Oh, hi Pat...

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Believe it or not, I have a girlfriend now.

Is she of legal age?

 

And where did you two crazy kids meet?

 

In addition, what happened to that chick you went on a date with a little while back and created a thread saying how you screwed it up?...

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'm especially glad Kotz is back because he owes me fifty bucks, and has to dress like Deranged Hermit until the end of the college football season.

[Nighthawk 0]

I have a girlfriend now.

[Guest Banders Kennany]

So will Kotz wire those fifty bucks via the internet? Just kidding.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

He'll mail it to me or I'll take it out of his ass.

[k thx 0]

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[Guest Bad Post Pointout]

I hope the fucker stays gone forever and...

 

 

Oh, hi Pat...

COMMENT: Poster SLAYER uses tired, unfunny gag.

[The Czech Republic 0]

You don't have to do this.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I approve of this gimmick.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I approve of you giving me fifty bucks.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I once created a gimmick called The Narrator. I was gonna do something similar to Bad Post Pointout (terrible name, by the way), but a bit more literary.

 

Were I not such a lazy bastard.

[Guest Bad Post Pointout]

I once created a gimmick called The Narrator. I was gonna do something similar to Bad Post Pointout (terrible name, by the way), but a bit more literary.

RESPONSE: PLEASE DO NO INSULT BAD POST POINTOUT.

[1234-5678 0]

Yawn.

[Guest Banders Kennany Mark]

RESPONSE: PLEASE DO NO INSULT BAD POST POINTOUT.

We'r e not impressed

[Nighthawk 0]

Jealous queers.

[Guest Leena]

I have a girlfriend now.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Fifty Bucks, Spoon.