The Republican Wish List

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

Naw, Native American!

[Vern Gagne 0]

Get out of town.

[Guest Brian]

By the one drop rule, I'm technically Native American .

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

THAT'S WHAT YOUR ANCESTORS PROBABLY SAID TO MINE. THAT ISN'T FUNNY AND I DEMAND REPARATIONS.

[The Czech Republic 0]

My friend found out he was part Native American and embarked on a crusade to prove that Andrew Jackson was worse than Hitler. So I discovered my Jewish heritage and told him to back off.

[Vern Gagne 0]

I have relatives who have American Indian blood. Does that count?

[Guest Brian]

When he finds his Austrian heritage, your fucked.

[The Czech Republic 0]

So this guy is German, Irish, and Native American...it's like he's genetically programmed to be the fucking alcoholic that he is

[Guest Salacious Crumb]

Naw, Native American!

You don't get a lot for being Native American.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

Yes, I will. Just you wait, I'll be President of a company in three years.

[Justice 0]

Naw, Native American!

No wonder it's so easy to trample all over your ass.

 

[The Czech Republic 0]

Yes, I will. Just you wait, I'll be President of a company in three years.

Until you sign the company over to some handsome white devil because he got you fucking hammered during the contract negotiations

[Guest Salacious Crumb]

You're lucky to get a minority scholarship so I don't think AA really looks out for Native Americans. None of the colleges I applied to offered scholarships for it.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

I should become a board admin due to my minority status.

 

 

And fuck the white devil's fire water. Ruining my people...

[The Czech Republic 0]

Don't talk to Quetzalcoatl like that.

[Vyce 0]

They better not discontinue affirmative action before I can cash in. I JUST FOUND OUT I'm a minority like, three weeks ago, and I haven't had a chance to take advantage of it.

What percentage Native American?

 

I'm something like 1/8th.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

I'm a full half.

[The Czech Republic 0]

And you JUST discovered this?!?

[The Czech Republic 0]

Wait a sec, "full half" sounds really stupid!

[Jobber of the Week 0]

I'm trying to make a tribal casino joke but.... Naw, I got nothing.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

I wish for the Republicans to somehow force the Democrats to make some goddamn sense. Level-headed negotiation or crazy Jesus conservative warmonging fascist racist homophobic capitalist orgies would be both be acceptable, provided they force the left to actually be the left instead of the not right.

 

Also, Marney needs to get my new AIM.

 

And while we're on the subject of affirmative action: it sucks. Affirmative action is fundamentally racist in the assumption that white people are required to help black people. Black people don't need help. They need to be treated as 'people' as opposed to 'black people'. The correct solution to undoing America's racist history is trying to correct attitudes and behaviors in predominantly white suburbs where latent rascist ideas like affirmative action tend to gestate. Let's stop making ourselves feel better about slavery and actually start repairing the damage it's done, huh?

 

K.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

Shut up, bitch. I'm trying to cash in here.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

Fuck you and your cash grab, hooker.

 

K.

[Guest Olympic Slam]

We need a real right-winger on the Supreme Court to cancel out Ginsberg.

[Jobber of the Week 0]

Scalia isn't a right winger? He thought banning sodomy laws was "taking sides in the culture war," but didn't seem to think that NOT banning the law wasn't taking a side just the same, which is about as blindly ideological as you can get.

[The Czech Republic 0]

And while we're on the subject of affirmative action: it sucks. Affirmative action is fundamentally racist in the assumption that white people are required to help black people. Black people don't need help. They need to be treated as 'people' as opposed to 'black people'.

Game set match Kibagami.

[Guest MikeSC]

However, the wording is extremely flawed and it ended up being "well, we have to hire this person even if they may be less qualified than the following number.

 

Numerous studies show that minorities who land their jobs through affirmative action are not less qualified than their colleagues.

Can you quote or cite one of these studies?

-=Mike

[Guest MikeSC]

I will later...but just so that we understand each other...

 

You are suggesting that racial discrimination no longer occurs at any significant level in employment?

I'll say it --- yes. A few companies have the problem, but no company, whatsoever, wants to be known as being "racist".

 

I live in the South. At no point in my life have I failed to have at least one black boss and at least one female boss. Not one single time.

 

AA simply takes the accomplishments of minorities and immediately tarnishes them.

-=Mike

[Guest TJH]

If I move to America, would I be entitled to special priveleges as a minority (Australian and 25% Jewish)?

[Guest MikeSC]

If I move to America, would I be entitled to special priveleges as a minority (Australian and 25% Jewish)?

Nah. The left doesn't like Jews enough to do it.

-=Mike