The OAO "HHH wants respect" from RAW Thread

[Guest MikeSC]

Simon: Do you have a skinny woman inside of you begging to come out?

 

Woman: Yes.

 

Simon: Did you eat her?

-=Mike

[The Amazing Rando 0]

It's not her fault?

 

 

SNITSKY AND SIMON ARE MERGING

GENE DEAN!

[Guest Quik]

Oh man, he's making a fat chick cry. That's gonna get him crazy over as a face.

[iliketurtles 0]

This is the type of show where the Rock needs to show up and give this guy the Rock Bottom.

[Ted the Poster 0]

Simon needs fat joke tips from Al Bundy very badly.

Woman: How dare you say that to my face!

 

Simon: Well, I'd say it behind your back, but I've only got half a tank of gas!

OH HO HO HO HO HO HO!

[razazteca 0]

Yummy Tang.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

SNITSKY AND SIMON ARE MERGING

Gene Dean - the baby-killing, fat distilling machine?

[Guest CronoT]

I wonder what the fans would do if Austin came out to his music and kicked his ass.

I'd mark out.

[The Czech Republic 0]

That's Tang. Now he should piss on Arn Anderson with it

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

I bet she comes back in a week looking like a bikini model

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

behold the power of TANG!

[The Czech Republic 0]

SNITSKY AND SIMON ARE MERGING

Gene Dean - the baby-killing, fat distilling machine?

YES

[Exslade ZX 0]

JR just called her a Longhorn Cheerleader!?

[Guest MikeSC]

She's a Longhorn cheerleader?

 

Man, that IS some pro-OU bias there.

-=Mike

[Vyce 0]

All that for that, huh?

[AndrewTS 0]

Simon needs fat joke tips from Al Bundy very badly.

Woman: How dare you say that to my face!

 

Simon: Well, I'd say it behind your back, but I've only got half a tank of gas!

Woman's kid: I want a balloon!

 

Simon: you already have one

[Guest TheLastBoyscout]

Gene Snitsky is the only reason to watch RAW right now.

 

Think about that.

[Guest TheLastBoyscout]

Gene Snitsky is the only reason to watch RAW right now.

 

Think about that.

[Guest TheLastBoyscout]

Gene Snitsky is the only reason to watch RAW right now.

 

Think about that.

[Guest TheLastBoyscout]

Gene Snitsky is the only reason to watch RAW right now.

 

Think about that.

[Guest TheLastBoyscout]

Gene Snitsky is the only reason to watch RAW right now.

 

Think about that.

[Guest CronoT]

...and now, the crowd is dead.

[Guest CronoT]

...and now, the crowd is dead.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

I cannot say enough how much I hate the Simon Dean and Hassan gimmicks.

[Guest CronoT]

I'm getting really fucking tired of these 30 minute board crashes every Monday night.

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

Board goes dead. Shame.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Gene: Hello America...thanks to the Snitsky System, I...Gene Snitsky...can help all of the women out there lose between ten and thirty pounds in seconds thanks to the Snitsky 3000 Patent Pending Coat Hanger.

 

With this coat hanger, those extra pounds of baby fat will be reduced to nothing more than an afterbir--I mean afterthought. So call today... 1-876-SNITSKY!

[The Czech Republic 0]

Yay for the board coming back

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

"Bah gawd, this is the most intense, hard hitting, matches we've seen since.... Orton and Batista earlier on tonight!"

 

JR, you suck.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

I'm getting really fucking tired of these 30 minute board crashes every Monday night.

Better delete a bunch of threads instead of adding more RAM to the server.

 

That's logical.