UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted November 9, 2004 Report Posted November 9, 2004 When you post stupid shit like "Hey how was your mixer?" "oooh, as cool as your gay mixer?' and "Can I come to ur mixer??" You're mocking me for a stupid reason. A "mixer" is not a party. I never said it was. A "mixer" is a small bash held between a fraternity and a sorority, with a theme, so the members of each can get drunk, get to know, and potentially bang each other. So when I show a picture of a party, that's a party. A mixer is not a party. So your fucking bashing of me b/c I showed (in only one example) a buncha dudes dressed up is off-base. We were dressing up for a PUNK ROCK THEME MIXER, awaiting the sorority. We were SUPPOSED to look like tools. We wouldn't dress like that for a fucking out on the town, in house, whatever, party. So shut the fuck up. It's old. If you're gonna try to drop a joke, you three fucking pussies, then at least make a joke out of something you have KNOWLEDGE of. Yeah. Suck on those tits. And I'll kill you.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted November 9, 2004 Report Posted November 9, 2004 So shut the fuck up. It's old. If you're gonna try to drop a joke, you three fucking pussies, then at least make a joke out of something you have KNOWLEDGE of. Yeah. Suck on those tits. And I'll kill you. Uh oh!!
Guest subliminal_animal Posted November 9, 2004 Report Posted November 9, 2004 Each time Dynamite Kido uses his mixer joke it makes him a better poster in my eyes.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted November 9, 2004 Report Posted November 9, 2004 mix·er n. 1. One that mixes: a mixer of concrete; a mixer of drinks. 2. A sociable person: She's outgoing and a good mixer. 3. An informal dance or party arranged to give members of a group an opportunity to get acquainted. 4. A device that blends or mixes substances or ingredients, especially by mechanical agitation. 5. A nonalcoholic beverage, such as soda water or ginger ale, used in mixed drinks. 6. Electronics. 1. One who mixes the audio components of a recording. 2. A device used to combine and adjust sounds from a variety of sources in order to create a final recorded audio product, such as the soundtrack of a movie. A "mixer" is not a party. I never said it was. A "mixer" is a small bash held between a fraternity and a sorority This is really really great.
MrRant Posted November 9, 2004 Report Posted November 9, 2004 When you post stupid shit like "Hey how was your mixer?" "oooh, as cool as your gay mixer?' and "Can I come to ur mixer??" You're mocking me for a stupid reason. A "mixer" is not a party. I never said it was. A "mixer" is a small bash held between a fraternity and a sorority, with a theme, so the members of each can get drunk, get to know, and potentially bang each other. So when I show a picture of a party, that's a party. A mixer is not a party. So your fucking bashing of me b/c I showed (in only one example) a buncha dudes dressed up is off-base. We were dressing up for a PUNK ROCK THEME MIXER, awaiting the sorority. We were SUPPOSED to look like tools. We wouldn't dress like that for a fucking out on the town, in house, whatever, party. So shut the fuck up. It's old. If you're gonna try to drop a joke, you three fucking pussies, then at least make a joke out of something you have KNOWLEDGE of. Yeah. Suck on those tits. And I'll kill you. ^ Ghey EL BRUJ0
Guest Salacious Crumb Posted November 9, 2004 Report Posted November 9, 2004 Please stop trying to call your giant suasagefests mixers. We all know your parties are closer to big man junk orgies than anything else.
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The Czech Republic Posted November 9, 2004 Report Posted November 9, 2004 A "mixer" is not a party. I never said it was. A "mixer" is a small bash held between a fraternity and a sorority, with a theme, so the members of each can get drunk, get to know, and potentially bang each other. So....it's a party
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted November 9, 2004 Author Report Posted November 9, 2004 I define party as more than 100 people.
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted November 9, 2004 Author Report Posted November 9, 2004 This is pointless.
The Czech Republic Posted November 9, 2004 Report Posted November 9, 2004 I define party as more than 100 people. What if there are 99?
MrRant Posted November 9, 2004 Report Posted November 9, 2004 This is pointless. You're right. Find a bridge and practice a swan dive.
iggymcfly Posted November 9, 2004 Report Posted November 9, 2004 This is such a stupid argument. Most people know what a mixer is, and most people know exactly what Sledgehammer is trying to say. Technically, a mixer is a small party, but it's still not a "real" party which is enough to brag about, so he doesn't want you to flame him for the mixer not being a good enoug party. The concept's really simple, but everyone here just seems to be flaming each other for no particular reason.
The Czech Republic Posted November 9, 2004 Report Posted November 9, 2004 Of course we know what's he trying to say, we're just messing with him, with varying degrees of kidding from poster to poster.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 9, 2004 Report Posted November 9, 2004 I just maintain they're lame because it's a fraternity. Woohoo, let's buy our friends!
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 9, 2004 Report Posted November 9, 2004 Furthermore, Sorostitutes aren't worth the beer it takes to get them drunk.
1234-5678 Posted November 9, 2004 Report Posted November 9, 2004 This is such a stupid argument. Most people know what a mixer is, and most people know exactly what Sledgehammer is trying to say. Technically, a mixer is a small party, but it's still not a "real" party which is enough to brag about, so he doesn't want you to flame him for the mixer not being a good enoug party. The concept's really simple, but everyone here just seems to be flaming each other for no particular reason. Yeah but the word "mixer" is so fuckin gay. It's a party no matter the amount of people in my eyes. It's all on the quality of the people and how the evening turns out. You can have 15 people (hopefully a pretty even guy/girl ratio) partying their asses off, playing cards, yelling, doing beer bongs, there's some fuckin going on in the bathroom, you can actually have a decent conversation, blah blah blah, and that could be defined as a party. On the other hand, you could have a 60 person borefest, as most frat parties I have been to were. People standing in their own distinct corners, there may be some beer pong and a weed room, but otherwise, it reeks of lameness. Not to mention there is probably an overabundance of roofies so those wankers can get laid. That to me is not a party, it's a gathering, and a disgusting one at that. In summation, just stop using the word mixer, and all will be healed. And, if you seek approval, as it seems you do, post pictures of hot girls next time. That Jello Wrestling shit just didn't cut the cake with me.
EricMM Posted November 9, 2004 Report Posted November 9, 2004 I would just like to make it clear that those pictures were awful. Anyone who posted songs in that thread immediately felt dirty after seeing them.
Art Sandusky Posted November 9, 2004 Report Posted November 9, 2004 One and then the two Two and then the three Three and then the four Then you gotta BREATHE One and then the two Two and then the three Three and then the four Then you gotta BREATHE Then you gotta (gasp) Then you gotta (gasp) Yo these niggaz can't breathe when I come through, hum too Some shoes, gotta be 20 man It's not even funny they can't BREATHE The choke holds too tight The left looks too right You know what? You right These bitches can't BREATHE Look look, they hearts racin' They start chasin' But I'm so fast when I blow past That they can't BREATHE In the presence of the man Your future looks better than ya past if you present with the man You betta BREATHE You niggaz can't share my air Or walk a mile in the pair I wear And I'm gettin better year by year Like they say wine do Cops couldn't smell me if you brought the canines through And I pace myself I know these money hungry bitches wanna taste my wealth But I keep em' on a diet Embrace they health Or either keep em' on a quiet And space myself And just take a deep breath I got em' grabbin' they chest Cuz it's hurtin' em' to see Sledge in his best And they in they worst They rather see me lay in a hearse than lay in the bach And I ain't just layin a verse I'm sayin the facts I came back with some sicka stones That got these broke niggaz lookin at me like they chokin' on a chicken bone Every chick I bone Can't leave the dick alone So I know It's one of them everytime I flip my phone One and then the two Two and then the three Three and then the four Then you gotta BREATHE One and then the two Two and then the three Three and then the four Then you gotta BREATHE Then you gotta (gasp) Then you gotta (gasp) Yo these niggaz can't breathe when I come through, hum too Some shoes, gotta be 20 man It's not even funny they can't BREATHE The choke holds too tight The left looks too right You know what? You right These bitches can't BREATHE Look look, they hearts racin' They start chasin' But I'm so fast when I blow past That they can't BREATHE In the presence of the man Your future looks better than ya past if you present with the man You betta BREATHE I see em on the block when I passes Lookin like they need oxygen mask-es I make it hard to BREATHE But I keep the glocks in the stashes Cuz the cops wanna lock and harass us And make it hard to BREATHE They has to react Like havin' a asthma attack When they see the plasma in back You dudes are wheezin' behind me My flow is like a coupe, breezin at 90 That's the reason they signed me It's slick metaphors and hard punches on the cuts Feels somethin' like hard punches to the gut How I address the haters and under estimaters And ride up on them like they escalators They shook up and hooked up to respirators On they last breath talking to investigators I'm a breath of fresh air in a fresh pair Face it boo and do it till your face get blue And then BREATHE One and then the two Two and then the three Three and then the four Then you gotta BREATHE One and then the two Two and then the three Three and then the four Then you gotta BREATHE Then you gotta (gasp) Then you gotta (gasp) Yo these niggaz can't breathe when I come through, hum too Some shoes, gotta be 20 man It's not even funny they can't BREATHE The choke holds too tight The left looks too right You know what? You right These bitches can't BREATHE Look look, they hearts racin' They start chasin' But I'm so fast when I blow past That they can't BREATHE In the presence of the man Your future looks better than ya past if you present with the man You betta BREATHE When the crew walk in it Pop a few corks in it As quick as a tick in a New York minute Catch a breath, fore u catch a left Even worse, catch a Tef Only way u catch a S To the L-E-D-G-E, its in the mayb Rollin with my baby CRIPPIN on a toy that you won't find in +KayBee+ I rhyme slick on ya I'm a have to put the Heimlich on ya What you know bout lettin' dimes lick on ya? While you inhale the weed And it won't stop till they inhale ya seed And it don't stop I tell em' to breathe Like a doctor with a stethoscope I don't see no fuckin hope Unless these motherfuckas BREATHE Yeah, Brooklyn gotta Uptown gotta the Bronx gotta Queens gotta Staten Isle gotta You niggas gotta You bitches gotta Everybody BREATHE Okay, okay. We get it, you're cool and stuff.
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted November 9, 2004 Report Posted November 9, 2004 This is pointless. Exactly. Oh, and I doubt you'll kill anyone......you're too busy photographing gay jello wrestling.
Guest Bad Post Pointout Posted November 9, 2004 Report Posted November 9, 2004 This is pointless. Exactly. Oh, and I doubt you'll kill anyone......your too busy photographing gay jello wrestling. COMMENT: Poster DYNAMITE KIDO shows little to no variation in mixer jokes. COMMENT: Poster DYNAMITE KIDO's sole mixer joke is unfunny.
alfdogg Posted November 9, 2004 Report Posted November 9, 2004 This is pointless. Exactly. Oh, and I doubt you'll kill anyone......your too busy photographing gay jello wrestling. YOU'RE
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted November 9, 2004 Report Posted November 9, 2004 This is pointless. Exactly. Oh, and I doubt you'll kill anyone......your too busy photographing gay jello wrestling. COMMENT: Poster DYNAMITE KIDO shows little to no variation in mixer jokes. COMMENT: Poster DYNAMITE KIDO's sole mixer joke is unfunny. Wasn't making a joke. Unlike most people here I do not laugh at myself while typing at a computer. So rethink your strategy monkey.......
k thx Posted November 9, 2004 Report Posted November 9, 2004 I love thinking about my strategy monkey. He's great at chess.
Guest JamesHetfield Posted November 9, 2004 Report Posted November 9, 2004 I set a monkey on fire once. It smelled like burnt arm hair.
k thx Posted November 9, 2004 Report Posted November 9, 2004 Ha ha. You know the words to a Metallica song. Goth.
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