FULL HOUSE MEMBERS TO TNA!

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Now you suck the perverbial donkey ass.

I bet he also sucks the proverbial donkey's ass, too. HEE-FUCKING-HAW!

[TheBigSwigg 0]

Now you suck the perverbial donkey ass.

I bet he also sucks the proverbial donkey's ass, too. HEE-FUCKING-HAW!

How about the perverted Donkey's Ass as well?? Huh? No? Ok, I just wanted to be cool too. Guess next time I'll get in with the joke on the ground level.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

...and maybe next time you'll learn to take out your dentures...

[RHR 0]

<back from sucking the proverbial donkey's ass>

 

It's not that bad, you just gotta try it....just hold your nose...and think to yourself...."At least I'm not stuck in the old AWA pink room watching Heidenriech/Dallas/Snitsky vs. Test/Tomko/Nash in a Turkey on a Pole match"

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Dude why do you have to throw Snitsky in with those stiffs?

[RHR 0]

Hey...we need at least one worker in the match...hehe

[RHR 0]

Fuck it. I refuse to let this die. Last night, I was drunk out with some friends, and was explaining the dynamics of this board. They were lauging hysterically at some of this threads posts. I might even convert a few of them to wrestling fans, if not for the sheer spectacle (and Stacy Kiebler bending over).

 

And they think that a Perfect Strangers vs. Uncle Jessie/Danny Tanner match would rock the fucking house. As long as Dave Coulier(sp?) did the announcing in his Bullwinkle voice.

 

Oh hell yeah.

[Jericholic82 0]

This is the greatest thread ever!!!!!!!!!!!

[Styles 0]

Close this thread or get it out of my folder*.

 

*I know, it's not my folder. It's still crapping the place.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

It's better than pretty much anything else the TNA folder has produced since mid '03. Stop complaining because it's not about how awesome Monty Brown is(n't).

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

It's better than pretty much anything else the TNA folder has produced since mid '03. Stop complaining because it's not about how awesome Monty Brown is(n't).

Apparetnly Laz your standards are getting as low as TNA itself. Anything where UseTheSledgehammerUh posts is god awful.....

[TheBigSwigg 0]

But it has one of my best posts ever!

 

 

(And Slapnuts!, this used to be what made the TNA folder so good.)

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

DK, you cannot deny the awesomeness of these past two threads that SHOULD be in the Classics folder because of how damn fun they were to be in. UTSHuh might be a sausage mixer kinda guy, but he doesn't detract from Full House action!

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

DK, you cannot deny the awesomeness of these past two threads that SHOULD be in the Classics folder because of how damn fun they were to be in. UTSHuh might be a sausage mixer kinda guy, but he doesn't detract from Full House action!

I stand by my statements.......and these are far from classics....like most of the folders in the classics section. So I guess they SHOULD throw this in there.....and UTSHuh detracts from everything.......including anything with an ounce of intelligence.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

DK, you cannot deny the awesomeness of these past two threads that SHOULD be in the Classics folder because of how damn fun they were to be in. UTSHuh might be a sausage mixer kinda guy, but he doesn't detract from Full House action!

I stand by my statements.......and these are far from classics....like most of the folders in the classics section. So I guess they SHOULD throw this in there.....and UTSHuh detracts from everything.......including anything with an ounce of intelligence.

Intelligence at TSM?

 

 

That alone qualifies this for the classics folder

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Seriously, DK. You know you had fun with this and the Knights of Nonstop Action thread. Stop putting sand up your vagina.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Seriously, DK. You know you had fun with this and the Knights of Nonstop Action thread. Stop putting sand up your vagina.

I DID have fun with the Knights thread.......however Full House thread don't entertain me at all. Stop pouring mud on your asshole......ok, I got nothing.

[RHR 0]

Maybe it's just that some people just don't have the 80's pop TV knowledge to carry this thread to an all-time high....they're just to busy farting and staring at their dicks...

 

RHR...A MAN OF HIS WORD

[TheBigSwigg 0]

Is it just me or is RHR kind of a mix of myself and LFV?

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

I bet Danny Tanner wouldn't pull-out of a PPV Main Event...unlike TNA's latest old man that main events...

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Maybe it's just that some people just don't have the 80's pop TV knowledge to carry this thread to an all-time high....they're just to busy farting and staring at their dicks...

Knowledge yo......knowledge.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Is it just me or is RHR kind of a mix of myself and LFV?

Either way, he's still my bitch.

[RHR 0]

KEITH SCOTT'S REVIEW OF TVLANDAMANIA I

 

Arnold Jackson vs. Webster

 

Crusierweights to open. Arnold sporting red cut off sweatshirt with 4 DANA on back. Webster with outside moonsault to start. Arnold rolls in and hits Juvi Driver on Webster, goes for pin. Hot trade dropkicks, leading to a rollup pin attempt by Webster. Kickout at two. Webster rolls to outside. Arnold climbs to top rope, walks along rope, hits SSP off middle of rope to the floor! Webster rolls Arnold in. Goes for pin. Lights in arena turn off at two. Lights back up. Webster and Arnold laid out. Heavy crimson. In middle of ring, COCKROACH hits Raven pose. Lights back down.

 

Winner: None(11:17)

Verdict: The SSP off middle of top rope is SOTY contender. End of match leads to future 3way dance in this hot division. ***1/2

 

Mike Seaver/Boner vs. Alex P Keaton/Skippy

 

Seaver and Boner out in matching Brown leather jackets. Skippy tries top rope plancha, hits rope too hard and knocks self out. Boner does the exact same thing after Keaton gives him $5. Seaver and Keaton battle to outside. Seaver with kendo stick to Keaton knee. Seaver rolls Keaton in, Keaton kick out at 2. Keaton with belly to belly. Outside interference from Seaver's girlfriend. Seaver rolls up Keaton. Kick-out at two. Ref distraction by Seaver's girlfriend again, until Keaton's old flame Tracy hops barrier and brings down Seaver's girlfriend. Keaton hits the Money Clip on Seaver. Seaver taps.

 

Winner: Keaton (12:22)

Verdict: Far better than it should have been. Interference and finish verrry hot. ***

 

Mary Kate vs. Ashley

 

How far the powerful can fall. Mary Kate comes to ring in halter and tights, she must be tipping at least 320 these days. Ashley down in ragtag sundress, looks like Courtney Love on a bad night. MK with power slaps to begin. Lifts Ashely up for powerslam. Great. Ashley with no undies on. MK falls backwards due to lack of any conditioning. Ashley picks up the win, then rolls to the outside of ring and collapses in a staged OD act. At least, it looked staged.

 

Winner: Ashney(8:12, most of which was MK walking to the ring)

Verdict: DUD

 

 

Scott Baio comes out to no pop. Gets in ring. Cuts promo on how he was a STAR. He was THE boy toy. Runs down list of women he's had. Pam Anderson. Nicolette Sheridan. Savannah. You see, Chachi was a legend. But then, Willie Ames came up with the idea for Charles in Charge. And it was a bad idea. Tonight, he ends Charles in Charge, once and for all.

 

Baio begins to burn effigy of Charles in Charge character. Willie Ames storms ring, tears down effigy. Tells Baio not to turn his back on the good days. Commisioner Bob Uecker comes to the ring, tells Willie and Scott to quit wasting time. Tells Willie that Scott is a has-been becuase of Charles and Charge, and that he is better without Willie's dead weight. Willie attacks Uecker, back and forth, leading to Baio taking out Uecker with the effigy. Baio and Ames stand over Uecker, Baio claims "Uecker...you've just been ZAPPED!"

 

Verdict: Good setup to a reunion the world wanted. Great catchphrase.

 

Danny Tanner vs. Jason Seaver vs. Frank Lambert 3 way ladder match

 

The vignette showed the History of these three intense phenomenal atheletes. These threee men have been the leaders of three households that ruled Television. But which man is the best "dad" of all time. Enough History lets get to the match. Danny Tanner came out as the heel, Seaver came out as the face. Lambert came out as the wildcard. The match started of with Seaver and Lambert teaming up on Tanner. Tanner proved to be strong as he takes down Lambert with a low blow, and a running hight knee to Seaver. Lambertputs his body on the line when he gives Seaver and Tanner a moonsault from the top rope to the outside. Seaver with a ton of Germans, locks Lambert into the Sharpshooter. Lambert tapping, Tanner grabs his hand to stop it. Seaver goes crazy giving Lambert and Tanner numerous sharpshooters and suplexes.. After rolling to the outside, Tanner sets up Seaver for the Finest Breed, but Lambert comes over and double suplexes both through the announce table. Seaver is down. Lambert and Tanner battle to the inside. Hard slam to Lambert from Tanner. Tanner sets up the Finest Breed on Lambert, but Lambert flips Tanner over, sets up the Step by Step Stomp. Lambert with the cover, Tanner kicks out. Tanner up, finally hits the Finest Breed, and goes for win. Seaver out of nowhere breaks the two count. Lambert goes for Step by Step stomp on Seaver, Seaver reverses and throws Lambert over top rope. Tanner quick punch, goes for Fines Breed, but Seaver reverses into the Growing Pains Crossface. Tanner reaches for rope, Seaver rolls Tanner, locks GPC back in. Tanner finally taps out to a huge "Tap! Tap! Tap!" chant from crowd.

 

Winner: Jason Seaver (31:03)

Verdict: THE MOTY. Awesome three-way, finall getting Alan Thicke his props almost twenty years since his debut. Finally, the Canadian triumps over the arrogant prick. *****

 

Overall show: Get away from the women's match, and you have monster of a promotion. Can't wait for the Seaver/Baio show-down. ****

[RHR 0]

Man. No witty comments. Geez. Maybe this thread is dead.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NEVER!!!!!!

IT SHALL LIVE ON FOR ALL TIMES UNTIL WE HAVE MORTALITY ONLY TO FIGHT!!!!! (or a mod shuts it down)

[TheBigSwigg 0]

Are you kidding me? A match between the Olsen twins would get several stars just because they'd have to wear "ring attire"

[RHR 0]

Umm...did you read the review at all? With one weighing 320 lbs, and the other looking like a chick only DK could get....it gets no stars.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

I must say, that was good timing, because the thought of a Rush about sitcom stars invading TNA crossed my mind.

 

However, I'd have to say that Tanner carried both Seaver AND Lambert in the main event. The wrong man definitely went over, as although the fans pop for Seaver, it's most definitely a nostalgia pop. He only returned after years of being MIA...what? A month ago? I wish Aaron Spelling would book better shit than this.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Umm...did you read the review at all?  With one weighing 320 lbs, and the other looking like a chick only DK could get....it gets no stars.

I fucks them all.....so that was a shitty insult. Bitches love the didick...

[TheBigSwigg 0]

I must say, that was good timing, because the thought of a Rush about sitcom stars invading TNA crossed my mind.

 

However, I'd have to say that Tanner carried both Seaver AND Lambert in the main event. The wrong man definitely went over, as although the fans pop for Seaver, it's most definitely a nostalgia pop. He only returned after years of being MIA...what? A month ago? I wish Aaron Spelling would book better shit than this.

Seaver's not been MIA, he's just been making really shitty movies during his summer's off.

[RHR 0]

According to the Metzler:

 

"Sources are saying that the matches for the next TNA PPV will be a Bullrope match between Chachi and Commisioner Uecker's "surprise", a rematch of the thrilling three way match, this time, with a ladder. The main event will be an Elimination Chamber style match for the Belt between Jeff Jarrett, a one armed 7 year old boy, an inanimate carbon rod, a program from the 1993 World Series (Phillies vs. Blue Jays), a Bo Jackson Nike poster, and Randy Savage. This setup is leading some to think that Jarrett is protecting his spot a little bit too much."