MLB Free Agency Pick Em'

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Here's the deal gang. 20 Free Agents. Guess where they are headed. Winner gets bragging rights and all that good stuff.

 

1. Carlos Beltran

2. Adrian Beltre

3. Brad Radke

4. Edgar Renteria

5. Pedro Martinez

6. Carlos Delgado

7. Magglio Ordonez

8. Jason Varitek

9. Carl Pavano

10. Richie Sexson

11. J.D. Drew

12. Nomar Garciaparra

13. Troy Glaus

14. Armando Benitez

15. Odalis Perez

16. Troy Percival

17. Matt Clement

18. Orlando Cabrera

19. Jeff Kent

20. Moises Alou

 

And for bonus points, here are five players frequently mentioned in trade talks. Are they traded, and if so, where?

 

1. Sammy Sosa

2. Randy Johnson

3. Kevin Brown

4. Charles Johnson

5. Jose Guillen

 

Finally, does Roger Clemens retire?

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1. Carlos Beltran - Cubs

2. Adrian Beltre - Dodgers

3. Brad Radke - Phillies

4. Edgar Renteria - Cardinals

5. Pedro Martinez - Red Sox

6. Carlos Delgado - Yankees

7. Magglio Ordonez - Astros

8. Jason Varitek - Red Sox

9. Carl Pavano - Red Sox

10. Richie Sexson -

11. J.D. Drew - Angels

12. Nomar Garciaparra - Cubs

13. Troy Glaus - Yankees

14. Armando Benitez - Angels

15. Odalis Perez - Orioles

16. Troy Percival - Cubs

17. Matt Clement - Red Sox

18. Orlando Cabrera - Red Sox

19. Jeff Kent - Dodgers

20. Moises Alou - Giants

 

1. Sammy Sosa - to the Nationals for a carton of smokes (joke answer!)

2. Randy Johnson - to the Yankees for prostates

3. Kevin Brown - to the Braves for Andruw Jones

4. Charles Johnson - stays

5. Jose Guillen - to the Astros for Jason Lane

 

I think Fat Roger tries one more time.

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::sets up dartboard::

 

1. Carlos Beltran - Yankees

2. Adrian Beltre - Mariners

3. Brad Radke - Yankees

4. Edgar Renteria - Anaheim

5. Pedro Martinez - Red Sox

6. Carlos Delgado - Toronto

7. Magglio Ordonez - NY Mets

8. Jason Varitek - Red Sox

9. Carl Pavano - Red Sox

10. Richie Sexson - Arizona

11. J.D. Drew - Braves

12. Nomar Garciaparra - Cubs

13. Troy Glaus - Colorado

14. Armando Benitez - Cleveland

15. Odalis Perez - Baltimore

16. Troy Percival - Cubs

17. Matt Clement - Texas

18. Orlando Cabrera - St. Louis

19. Jeff Kent - Yankees

20. Moises Alou - Washington

 

And for bonus points, here are five players frequently mentioned in trade talks. Are they traded, and if so, where?

 

1. Sammy Sosa - Not traded. I can't see anyone taking him with the trade kicker on his contract.

2. Randy Johnson - Yes, White Sox.

3. Kevin Brown - Yes, after reading Stark's latest article I'll take the Phillies flyer here. Makes sense, short term pitching to bridge to Madson-Floyd-Hamels.

4. Charles Johnson - Not traded

5. Jose Guillen - Yes, I'll just guess Cubs to replace Alou. I don't see him going back to Anaheim after how this season ended.

 

Finally, does Roger Clemens retire? No

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I did as little research as possible.

 

1. Carlos Beltran - Yankees

2. Adrian Beltre - Dodgers

3. Brad Radke - Red Sox

4. Edgar Renteria - Cardinals

5. Pedro Martinez - Red Sox

6. Carlos Delgado - Orioles

7. Magglio Ordonez - Tigers

8. Jason Varitek - Red Sox

9. Carl Pavano - Indians

10. Richie Sexson - Mariners

11. J.D. Drew - Cubs

12. Nomar Garciaparra - Angels

13. Troy Glaus - White Sox

14. Armando Benitez - Indians

15. Odalis Perez - Dodgers

16. Troy Percival - Cubs

17. Matt Clement - Rangers

18. Orlando Cabrera - Mariners

19. Jeff Kent - Astros

20. Moises Alou - Giants

 

And for bonus points, here are five players frequently mentioned in trade talks. Are they traded, and if so, where?

 

1. Sammy Sosa - Mets

2. Randy Johnson - White Sox

3. Kevin Brown - Braves

4. Charles Johnson - Mariners

5. Jose Guillen - Expos/Nationals

 

Finally, does Roger Clemens retire? No, because he's an assshole.

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1. Carlos Beltran Yankees

2. Adrian Beltre Yankees

3. Brad Radke Yankees

4. Edgar Renteria Yankees

5. Pedro Martinez Yankees

6. Carlos Delgado Yankees

7. Magglio Ordonez Yankees

8. Jason Varitek Yankees

9. Carl Pavano Yankees

10. Richie Sexson Yankees

11. J.D. Drew Yankees

12. Nomar Garciaparra Yankees

13. Troy Glaus Yankees

14. Armando Benitez Yankees

15. Odalis Perez Yankees

16. Troy Percival Yankees

17. Matt Clement Yankees

18. Orlando Cabrera Yankees

19. Jeff Kent Yankees

20. Moises Alou Yankees

 

And for bonus points, here are five players frequently mentioned in trade talks. Are they traded, and if so, where?

 

1. Sammy Sosa Yankees

2. Randy Johnson Yankees

3. Kevin Brown Yankees

4. Charles Johnson Yankees

5. Jose Guillen Yankees

 

Finally, does Roger Clemens retire? Yankees

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Silly. Kevin Brown can't be traded to the Yankees.....

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1. Carlos Beltran - Cubs

2. Adrian Beltre - Dodgers

3. Brad Radke - Indians

4. Edgar Renteria - Cardinals

5. Pedro Martinez - Red Sox

6. Carlos Delgado - Orioles

7. Magglio Ordonez - White Sox

8. Jason Varitek - Red Sox

9. Carl Pavano - Red Sox

10. Richie Sexson - Zona

11. J.D. Drew - Braves

12. Nomar Garciaparra - Mia Hamm's vag---er, Cubs

13. Troy Glaus - Giants

14. Armando Benitez - Mets

15. Odalis Perez - Yanks

16. Troy Percival - Padres

17. Matt Clement - Yanks

18. Orlando Cabrera - Angels

19. Jeff Kent - Astros

20. Moises Alou - hitman for Steve Stone

 

And for bonus points, here are five players frequently mentioned in trade talks. Are they traded, and if so, where?

 

1. Sammy Sosa - nowhere

2. Randy Johnson - Cardinals

3. Kevin Brown - nowhere

4. Charles Johnson - not traded

5. Jose Guillen - nowhere

 

Finally, does Roger Clemens retire? no, because he's a selfish prick

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7. Magglio Ordonez - White Sox

12. Nomar Garciaparra - Mia Hamm's vag---er, Cubs

20. Moises Alou - hitman for Steve Stone

 

Finally, does Roger Clemens retire? no, because he's a selfish prick

7. Reinsdorf said he wouldn't even bother.

12. Well played.

20. Better played. Mercker should go down too.

 

Let's officially change the question to "Why won't Roger Clemens retire"

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1. Carlos Beltran - Cubs

2. Adrian Beltre - Dodgers

3. Brad Radke - Twins

4. Edgar Renteria - Cardinals

5. Pedro Martinez - Red Sox

6. Carlos Delgado - Marlins

7. Magglio Ordonez - Mets

8. Jason Varitek - Red Sox

9. Carl Pavano - Yankees

10. Richie Sexson - Seattle

11. J.D. Drew - Braves

12. Nomar Garciaparra - Angels

13. Troy Glaus - White Sox

14. Armando Benitez - Braves

15. Odalis Perez - Dodgers

16. Troy Percival - no idea

17. Matt Clement - Indians

18. Orlando Cabrera - Red Sox

19. Jeff Kent - Astros

20. Moises Alou - Yankees

 

And for bonus points, here are five players frequently mentioned in trade talks. Are they traded, and if so, where?

 

1. Sammy Sosa - no trade

2. Randy Johnson - Yankees

3. Kevin Brown - Phillies

4. Charles Johnson - no trade

5. Jose Guillen - Marlins

 

Finally, does Roger Clemens retire? No way.

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1. Carlos Beltran - New York

2. Adrian Beltre - Dodgers

3. Brad Radke - Minnesota

4. Edgar Renteria - Chicago Cubs

5. Pedro Martinez - Boston

6. Carlos Delgado - Seatle

7. Magglio Ordonez - Mets (retards)

8. Jason Varitek - Boston

9. Carl Pavano - Chicago (Southside)

10. Richie Sexson - Who cares

11. J.D. Drew - Atlanta

12. Nomar Garciaparra - St. Louis

13. Troy Glaus - Wait a minute

14. Armando Benitez - Giants

15. Odalis Perez - Anahiem Angels

16. Troy Percival - Chicago Cubs

17. Matt Clement - Phillies

18. Orlando Cabrera - Wait, gotta thinks

19. Jeff Kent - Detriot

20. Moises Alou - Giants

 

And for bonus points, here are five players frequently mentioned in trade talks. Are they traded, and if so, where?

 

1. Sammy Sosa - Mets

2. Randy Johnson - Cardinals

3. Kevin Brown - Nowhere

4. Charles Johnson - Nowhere

5. Jose Guillen - A stupid team

 

Finally, does Roger Clemens retire? Yes

This is it

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Nomar to the CARDINALS?!? No. This isn't it.

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1. Carlos Beltran- Cubs

2. Adrian Beltre- L.A

3. Brad Radke- Padres

4. Edgar Renteria- St. Louis

5. Pedro Martinez- Boston

6. Carlos Delgado- Baltimore

7. Magglio Ordonez- Detriot

8. Jason Varitek- Boston

9. Carl Pavano- Atlanta

10. Richie Sexson- Arizona

11. J.D. Drew- Yankees

12. Nomar Garciaparra- Cubs

13. Troy Glaus- Detriot

14. Armando Benitez- Atlanta

15. Odalis Perez- Boston

16. Troy Percival- Cubs

17. Matt Clement- Baltimore

18. Orlando Cabrera- Boston

19. Jeff Kent- Houston

20. Moises Alou- to hell, or Cleveland

 

And for bonus points, here are five players frequently mentioned in trade talks. Are they traded, and if so, where?

 

1. Sammy Sosa- Mets

2. Randy Johnson- Yankess

3. Kevin Brown- Texas

4. Charles Johnson- Seattle

5. Jose Guillen- Chicago WS

 

 

Yes, I am 100% wrong!

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1. Carlos Beltran - Yankees

2. Adrian Beltre - Dodgers

3. Brad Radke - Orioles

4. Edgar Renteria - Red Sox

5. Pedro Martinez - Red Sox

6. Carlos Delgado - Mariners

7. Magglio Ordonez - Orioles

8. Jason Varitek - Red Sox

9. Carl Pavano - Cubs

10. Richie Sexson - Orioles

11. J.D. Drew - Braves

12. Nomar Garciaparra - Angels

13. Troy Glaus - Mariners

14. Armando Benitez - Blue Jays

15. Odalis Perez - Yankees

16. Troy Percival - Cubs

17. Matt Clement - Red Sox

18. Orlando Cabrera - Cardinals

19. Jeff Kent - Cubs

20. Moises Alou - Nationals/Senators/Expos

 

1. Sammy Sosa - Stays

2. Randy Johnson - Stays

3. Kevin Brown - Stays

4. Charles Johnson - A's

5. Jose Guillen - Cubs

 

Finally, does Roger Clemens retire? - I think he does, if only for a year.

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1. Carlos Beltran-Astros

2. Adrian Beltre-Dodgers

3. Brad Radke-Red Sox

4. Edgar Renteria-Cardnials

5. Pedro Martinez-Angels

6. Carlos Delgado-Nationals

7. Magglio Ordonez-Padres

8. Jason Varitek-Red Sox

9. Carl Pavano-Marlins

10. Richie Sexson-D'Backs

11. J.D. Drew-Orioles

12. Nomar Garciaparra-Mariners

13. Troy Glaus-Mariners

14. Armando Benitez-Indians

15. Odalis Perez-Yankees

16. Troy Percival-Cubs

17. Matt Clement-Giants

18. Orlando Cabrera-Red Sox

19. Jeff Kent-White Sox

20. Moises Alou-Nationals

 

And for bonus points, here are five players frequently mentioned in trade talks. Are they traded, and if so, where?

 

1. Sammy Sosa-Stays

2. Randy Johnson-Yankees

3. Kevin Brown-Rangers

4. Charles Johnson-White Sox

5. Jose Guillen-Braves

 

Finally, does Roger Clemens retire? Yes. Than he'll return to the Astros after the All-Star break.

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1. Carlos Beltran - Yankees

2. Adrian Beltre - Dodgers

3. Brad Radke - Red Sawx

4. Edgar Renteria - Cards

5. Pedro Martinez - Boston

6. Carlos Delgado - Mets

7. Magglio Ordonez - Mets

8. Jason Varitek - Boston

9. Carl Pavano - Cards

10. Richie Sexson - Mariners?

11. J.D. Drew - Braves

12. Nomar Garciaparra - Angels

13. Troy Glaus - Orioles (replaces Palmerio as DH)

14. Armando Benitez - Indians

15. Odalis Perez - Dodgers

16. Troy Percival - Cubs

17. Matt Clement - Yankees

18. Orlando Cabrera - Washington. C'mon why not?

19. Jeff Kent - Houston

20. Moises Alou - Washington

 

And for bonus points, here are five players frequently mentioned in trade talks. Are they traded, and if so, where?

 

1. Sammy Sosa - nope

2. Randy Johnson - Cards, eventually

3. Kevin Brown - Braves

4. Charles Johnson - A's

5. Jose Guillen - Sox (white)

 

Finally, does Roger Clemens retire? no. As for why he won't retire, well I have no idea.

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How can anyone suggest Moises Alou, or any FA, is going to the still-collectively-owned Nationals? They won't be able to afford anyone for another year.

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Nomar to the CARDINALS?!? No. This isn't it.

Yeah. Jayson Stark even mentioned this was a possibility.

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1. Carlos Beltran - Astros

2. Adrian Beltre - Orioles

3. Brad Radke - Twins

4. Edgar Renteria - Red Sox

5. Pedro Martinez - Red Sox

6. Carlos Delgado - Mets

7. Magglio Ordonez - Dodgers

8. Jason Varitek - Red Sox

9. Carl Pavano - Yankees

10. Richie Sexson - Mariners

11. J.D. Drew - Braves

12. Nomar Garciaparra - Angels

13. Troy Glaus - Mariners

14. Armando Benitez - Indians

15. Odalis Perez - Red Sox

16. Troy Percival - Cubs

17. Matt Clement - Mets

18. Orlando Cabrera - Cubs

19. Jeff Kent - Dodgers

20. Moises Alou - Detroit

 

1. Sammy Sosa - Mets

2. Randy Johnson - Cards

3. Kevin Brown - Phils

4. Charles Johnson - stays

5. Jose Guillen - White Sox

 

Finally, does Roger Clemens retire? No...turns heel a-gayn and signs with the Yankees 'cause he didn't piss off enough people in 2004

 

Mets get rid of Floyd (for Sosa), Leiter (signs w/ Yanks), maybe Piazza - rotation looks like

Glavine

Zambrano

Clement

Trash

Benson

 

Yanks rotation could be

Clemens

Pavano

Mussina

Leiter

Vasquez

 

Yeah, George could be that nuts

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1. Carlos Beltran - Cubs

2. Adrian Beltre - Dodgers

3. Brad Radke - Red Sox

4. Edgar Renteria - Cubs

5. Pedro Martinez - Angels

6. Carlos Delgado - Mets

7. Magglio Ordonez - Orioles

8. Jason Varitek - Red Sox

9. Carl Pavano - Mets

10. Richie Sexson - Mariners

11. J.D. Drew - Braves

12. Nomar Garciaparra - Angels

13. Troy Glaus - Orioles

14. Armando Benitez - Giants

15. Odalis Perez - Blue Jays

16. Troy Percival - Cubs

17. Matt Clement - Yankees

18. Orlando Cabrera - Red Sox

19. Jeff Kent - Yankees

20. Moises Alou - Giants

 

And for bonus points, here are five players frequently mentioned in trade talks. Are they traded, and if so, where?

 

1. Sammy Sosa - Not Traded

2. Randy Johnson - Cardinals

3. Kevin Brown - Not Traded

4. Charles Johnson - Athletics

5. Jose Guillen - Not Traded

 

Finally, does Roger Clemens retire? No. He stays with Houston.

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To everyone picking Cabrera to stick with Boston, the only way that happens is if he accepts arbitration for one year...and that isn't happening in this market.

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To everyone picking Cabrera to stick with Boston, the only way that happens is if he accepts arbitration for one year...and that isn't happening in this market.

Who do you think the Sox SS will be next year?

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Probably some aging stiff to hold the position until Hanley Ramirez is ready in 2006. Maybe even re-signing Pokey Reese to play SS for a year.

 

No way they give a SS a long term deal right now.

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Zero thought given with these:

 

1. Carlos Beltran - Astros

2. Adrian Beltre - Dodgers

3. Brad Radke - Red Sox

4. Edgar Renteria - Cardinals

5. Pedro Martinez - Angels

6. Carlos Delgado - Blue Jays

7. Magglio Ordonez - Mets

8. Jason Varitek - Red Sox

9. Carl Pavano - Yankees

10. Richie Sexson - Mariners

11. J.D. Drew - Braves

12. Nomar Garciaparra - Cubs

13. Troy Glaus - Orioles

14. Armando Benitez - Indians

15. Odalis Perez - Dodgers

16. Troy Percival - Cubs

17. Matt Clement - Rangers

18. Orlando Cabrera - Angels

19. Jeff Kent - Yankees

20. Moises Alou - I'd say the Washington whatevers, but since i doubt they'll be spending anything i'll randomly pick the Giants

 

And for bonus points, here are five players frequently mentioned in trade talks. Are they traded, and if so, where?

 

1. Sammy Sosa - Not traded

2. Randy Johnson - Not traded, until later in the season anyway.

3. Kevin Brown - Not traded

4. Charles Johnson - Athletics

5. Jose Guillen - I don't know... White Sox, maybe.

 

And Roger doesn't retire. Or he retires and comes back again anyway.

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1. Carlos Beltran - Cubs

2. Adrian Beltre - Dodgers

3. Brad Radke - Yankees

4. Edgar Renteria - Red Soxs

5. Pedro Martinez - Red Soxs

6. Carlos Delgado - Mets

7. Magglio Ordonez - Mets

8. Jason Varitek - Red Soxs

9. Carl Pavano - Florida

10. Richie Sexson - Phillies

11. J.D. Drew - Atlanta

12. Nomar Garciaparra - St Louis

13. Troy Glaus - Mets

14. Armando Benitez - Red Soxs

15. Odalis Perez - Mariner

16. Troy Percival - Cubs

17. Matt Clement - Yankees

18. Orlando Cabrera - Marlins

19. Jeff Kent - Baltimore

20. Moises Alou - Giants

 

And for bonus points, here are five players frequently mentioned in trade talks. Are they traded, and if so, where?

 

1. Sammy Sosa - Mets for Piazza

2. Randy Johnson No Trade

3. Kevin Brown No Trade

4. Charles Johnson No Trade

5. Jose Guillen Somebody stupid...probably the Cubs

 

Finally, does Roger Clemens retire?

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Orlando Cabrera to Florida, why??

 

Alex Gonzalez is one of the few Marlins who makes a big salary - so it's not like they will stick him on the bench. Add in the fact that he produced 7.5 Win Shares in the field (.4 more than your gold glove winner who everyone raves about in LA - PLEASE) and he hit over 20 HRs last year. Sure, he has problems, but he's one of the players I feel comfortable with in the 8 spot in the lineup.

 

Money could be much better spent. Delgado is the BEST option. You could move Conine back to the OF - ship that slug Encarnacion to whatever team is brainless enough to take him and then in 2 years when Jeremy Hermida is ready for the bigs put Conine out to pasture. It's the smart thing to do, so of course it won't happen.

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St. Louis doesn't have the money for Garciaparra. They will not get Garciaparra.

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Orlando Cabrera to Florida, why??

 

Alex Gonzalez is one of the few Marlins who makes a big salary - so it's not like they will stick him on the bench. Add in the fact that he produced 7.5 Win Shares in the field (.4 more than your gold glove winner who everyone raves about in LA - PLEASE) and he hit over 20 HRs last year. Sure, he has problems, but he's one of the players I feel comfortable with in the 8 spot in the lineup.

 

Money could be much better spent. Delgado is the BEST option. You could move Conine back to the OF - ship that slug Encarnacion to whatever team is brainless enough to take him and then in 2 years when Jeremy Hermida is ready for the bigs put Conine out to pasture. It's the smart thing to do, so of course it won't happen.

Gonzalez is just a terrible, terrible hitter. And when you are making playing time distinctions based on salary, you've lost the battle. I'd like to see the Marlins target Christian Guzman. He'll give you better defense, a slightly better OBP, and he can run.

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1. Carlos Beltran - Yankees

2. Adrian Beltre - Dodgers

3. Brad Radke - Yankees

4. Edgar Renteria - Cubs

5. Pedro Martinez - Red Sox

6. Carlos Delgado - Dodgers

7. Magglio Ordonez - Mets

8. Jason Varitek - Red Sox

9. Carl Pavano - Red Sox

10. Richie Sexson - Mariners

11. J.D. Drew - Cubs

12. Nomar Garciaparra - Cardinals

13. Troy Glaus - Tigers

14. Armando Benitez - Orioles

15. Odalis Perez - Orioles

16. Troy Percival - Phillies

17. Matt Clement - Rangers

18. Orlando Cabrera - Reds

19. Jeff Kent - Astros

20. Moises Alou - White Sox

 

And for bonus points, here are five players frequently mentioned in trade talks. Are they traded, and if so, where?

 

1. Sammy Sosa - Put

2. Randy Johnson - Yankees

3. Kevin Brown - Hell

4. Charles Johnson - A's

5. Jose Guillen - White Sox

 

Finally, does Roger Clemens retire?

 

Roger who?

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Orlando Cabrera to Florida, why??

 

Alex Gonzalez is one of the few Marlins who makes a big salary - so it's not like they will stick him on the bench. Add in the fact that he produced 7.5 Win Shares in the field (.4 more than your gold glove winner who everyone raves about in LA - PLEASE) and he hit over 20 HRs last year. Sure, he has problems, but he's one of the players I feel comfortable with in the 8 spot in the lineup.

 

Money could be much better spent. Delgado is the BEST option. You could move Conine back to the OF - ship that slug Encarnacion to whatever team is brainless enough to take him and then in 2 years when Jeremy Hermida is ready for the bigs put Conine out to pasture. It's the smart thing to do, so of course it won't happen.

Gonzalez is just a terrible, terrible hitter. And when you are making playing time distinctions based on salary, you've lost the battle. I'd like to see the Marlins target Christian Guzman. He'll give you better defense, a slightly better OBP, and he can run.

Plus that gives the Marlins three burners between Pierre, Castillo and Guzman. Their team speed is always something to watch. Between Pierre and Castillo, they have two leadoff hitters. Adding Guzman would give them three.

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1. Carlos Beltran - Astros

2. Adrian Beltre - Dodgers

3. Brad Radke - Dodgers

4. Edgar Renteria - Cardinals

5. Pedro Martinez - Red Sox

6. Carlos Delgado - Mariners

7. Magglio Ordonez - Mets

8. Jason Varitek - Red Sox

9. Carl Pavano - Yankees

10. Richie Sexson - Diamondbacks

11. J.D. Drew - Braves

12. Nomar Garciaparra - Cubs

13. Troy Glaus - Mariners

14. Armando Benitez - Giants

15. Odalis Perez - Cardinals

16. Troy Percival - Cubs

17. Matt Clement - Marlins

18. Orlando Cabrera - Red Sox

19. Jeff Kent - Cubs

20. Moises Alou - Tigers

 

And for bonus points, here are five players frequently mentioned in trade talks. Are they traded, and if so, where?

 

1. Sammy Sosa - White Sox

2. Randy Johnson - Yankees

3. Kevin Brown - Rangers

4. Charles Johnson - Dodgers

5. Jose Guillen - Asylum. Kidding, I'll say Washington.

 

Finally, does Roger Clemens retire? Yeah, right.