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Guest The Shadow Behind You

Yes they have.

 

HHH mentioned "Orton would just have his buddies fight me until i lose. Well I wont. " when he was protesting the announcment. So Bischoff or HHH made clear Orton still can't challenge HHH as long as he holds the belt.

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Ok...so...so far...skimming thru this all....

 

*RAW IS MAVEN (w/ Laugh Track)

*Jericho will make Triple HHH walk a dog

*Rock is gonna call out Maven on shaving the 'brows

*A Norse god will battle a Zoroastrianism and Randy Orton in a Triple Threat Match for the title after Bischoff reads "Ishmael" and decides to do it for the good of common man

*Maven, Jericho, Stacy, Molly, and Benoit (on all fours for some reason) will uncover the Zoroastrian to be Triple HHH

 

"I would've gotten away with it if not for you damn kids-uh"

 

 

I am SO watching Raw.

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Guest The Shadow Behind You

You forgot Benoit, Benjamin, Trish and Stacy performing last week's O.C.

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Guest The Shadow Behind You

You do realize that Jericho will be in Charge of Raw one of these weeks right?

 

We're in for a night of O.C and KISS Appreciation.

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Guest LooneyTune

I can't wait to see how Maven runs RAW. It has failure written all over it. The guy isn't even close to being over enough (if at all) to be in his current position, and he really isn't interesting in any possible way. He can't cut a promo, his matches are bland, and he looks like Coach with bushy eyebrows, a shaved head and no goatee.

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I can't wait to see how Maven runs RAW. It has failure written all over it. The guy isn't even close to being over enough (if at all) to be in his current position, and he really isn't interesting in any possible way. He can't cut a promo, his matches are bland, and he looks like Coach with bushy eyebrows, a shaved head and no goatee.

which is why he likely gets the X-Mas show that no one watches or some big angle proceeds his show.

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Better watch it or that Full House guy's going to show up...

 

Serious for a second, is it just me...or is Benjamin really fun to watch lately...I think his moveset seems to expand as he goes along...I hope they continue pushing him properly....

 

edit: Triple HHH takes up more room on the marquee dammit!

 

Tonight! Live!Sold Out!

 

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

CHRIS BENOIT vs. RANDY ORTON

SETTLE THE SCORE MATCH

 

TRIPLE HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH vs. Tajiri

 

ALSO: JESUS CHRIST'S 2ND COMING!

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Ok...so...so far...skimming thru this all....

 

*RAW IS MAVEN (w/ Laugh Track)

*Jericho will make Triple HHH walk a dog

*Rock is gonna call out Maven on shaving the 'brows

*A Norse god will battle a Zoroastrianism and Randy Orton in a Triple Threat Match for the title after Bischoff reads "Ismael" and decides to do it for the good of common man

*Maven, Jericho, Stacy, Molly, and Benoit (on all fours for some reason) will uncover the Zoroastrian to be Triple HHH

 

"I would've gotten away with it if not for you damn kids-uh"

 

 

I am SO watching Raw.

Don't diss "Ishmael"...that book 0wnz.

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You do realize that Jericho will be in Charge of Raw one of these weeks right?

 

We're in for a night of O.C and KISS Appreciation.

Would there be anything cooler than Snitsky in KISS Demon makeup?

 

Besides, of course, Gene then biting a baby's head off?

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Guest The Shadow Behind You

honestly, I want to see Benoit awkwardly deliver those classic lines of Seth's.

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You do realize that Jericho will be in Charge of Raw one of these weeks right?

 

We're in for a night of O.C and KISS  Appreciation.

Would there be anything cooler than Snitsky in KISS Demon makeup?

 

Besides, of course, Gene then biting a baby's head off?

and then he has to spit the red viscuss liquid.

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Guest LooneyTune
You do realize that Jericho will be in Charge of Raw one of these weeks right?

 

We're in for a night of O.C and KISS  Appreciation.

Would there be anything cooler than Snitsky in KISS Demon makeup?

 

Besides, of course, Gene then biting a baby's head off?

and then he has to spit the red viscuss liquid.

I thought Ozzy Osbourne was the wacko who bit bat heads off...either way, EEKS!

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You do realize that Jericho will be in Charge of Raw one of these weeks right?

 

We're in for a night of O.C and KISS  Appreciation.

Would there be anything cooler than Snitsky in KISS Demon makeup?

 

Besides, of course, Gene then biting a baby's head off?

and then he has to spit the red viscuss liquid.

I thought Ozzy Osbourne was the wacko who bit bat heads off...either way, EEKS!

Yeah--well, he only really bit the head off one dove and bit the head of a bat (but not off--he thought it was the prop bat but it was a real one that bit him back).

 

Jericho's also a big Ozzy fan, though. Ozzy ruled before he died.

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You forgot Benoit, Benjamin, Trish and Stacy performing last week's O.C.

Benoit: A'right. Wrestling roll call.

 

Chris Benoit. FOR REAL.

 

Benjamin: C'mon, now, whaddya doin'. There's just the two of u--

 

Benoit: Shhh. Say your name.

 

Benjamin: *sigh* Mister Benjam'n.

 

Benoit: Alright, now that we're done roll call, today's topic-- spandex. Yay or nay?

 

Cool Kid Christian: Hey peeps. Is this the wrestling club meeting?

 

Benoit: Uh--uh, yeah.

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Lillian: Mari--uh, Stacy, just tell me what you're feeling.

 

Stacy: You want to know how I'm feeling? Huh? Do you? Arrrrrrrrgggggghhhh! Arrrrrggghhhh!

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Tonight, Maven should introduce the new GOD of RAW, a man who oozes sexuality, who is tougher than leather, will make the men raise a toast to him, and the women get damp....

 

I'm of course talking about...

 

that's right....

 

Frank Stallone.

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