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Damn...that fucking pressup thing that they do when their arms are wrapped around each other is less believeable then the Canadian Destroyer. Seriously.

Which are you reffering to? I blanked on one or two pin attempts in the heat of the moment.

When the bottom person is being pinned, and the top person is pinning them with their front facing up. Bottom person then usually wraps his arms around top person, then they both press up, and it's supposed to 'showcase the strength' of the bottom wrestler.

 

ha...as an Am wrestler, I know that's damn near impossible.

Oh yes...the bridge reversal. When someone who looks like they can do it does, it's fine. When Eugene is doing it...I just don't see him having the lower back and leg strength to do it.

I don't know. It was Tajiri Eugene was pressing up. Not exactly the heftiest guy on the roster.

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PREVIOUSLY, ON RAW.

 

Garrison Cade: Yeah, my dad works here at this there car dealership now.

 

Benoit: Who's that man your dad is kissing?

 

*Benoit and Benjamin look at eachother in puzzlement. Garrison has a shocked look on his face*

 

Garrison: Dad?

 

Pat Patterson: Lance?! Oh no.

 

Brooklyn Brawler: Jesus Christ.

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I'm half-shocked Lawler didn't praise La Res for outsmarting the tard-on-fire.

-=Mike

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How, precisely, does holding a leg down prevent a guy from lifting a shoulder?

 

I simply want outside interference to make some sense.

-=Mike

Because most now go for a kick out, rather then just simply lifting the shoulder.

 

And well...you need your leg free to kick out.

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Batista: Are you pondering what I'm pondering...

 

Flair: I think so B, but since when does HHH lose?

Pretty good. Probably better than my second one on page 7.

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I'm half-shocked Lawler didn't praise La Res for outsmarting the tard-on-fire.

-=Mike

That would be a job for heel color man.

 

Lawler is there to...uh...ummmm... scream about lingerie.

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i liked the leaping tag there by 'Tardo.

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Eugene wins it with the Peoples Elbow!?! He should've done the leg drop!

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THE RETARD'S ELBOW! THE RETARD'S ELBOW! THE RETARD'S ELBOW!

Guest The Shadow Behind You
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NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WORLD TAG CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!

 

 

RETARD AND THE BRITISH GUY!

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And the tag title booking makes even less sense than it did two weeks ago.

 

Can anybody explain why Benoit & Edge held the belts at all?

-=Mike

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How, precisely, does holding a leg down prevent a guy from lifting a shoulder?

 

I simply want outside interference to make some sense.

-=Mike

That reminds me of a MAD Magazine article on the little ridiculous things in wrestling, example:

 

"If you jump from 15 feet onto a lumpy boney wrestler you'll be fine, but if he moves and you land on a flat, padded surface you'll be knocked silly."

 

Yes, finally about 6 months after I said they should, Eugene & Regal are Tag champs!

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couldn't they have fucking done that in Manchester? WWE are stupid, useless cunts.

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