Bad pictures of famous people!

[Guest Haps' Happenin']

This topic is just what it says. It should be a chance for us to see the seedier side of celebrity appearances.

 

I'll start it off. I have a very bad picture of Anna Kournikova, that is, surprisingly, from notorious airbrushers Maxim magazine.

 

 

Her face is plump and tired, and her midsection leaves a lot to be desired. She should be more shapely, from playing tennis.

 

~ Haps'

[Guest Haps' Happenin']

To balance it out, and to not seem unfair, here are two okay pictures of Anna Kournikova:

 

 

 

~ Haps'

[Guest Haps' Happenin']

And, just if you are starting to think that maybe she is not all she is cracked up to be, I have a very good picture of Anna Kournikova, where, in it, she looks very beautiful, and like a Greek goddess:

 

 

This is the Anna so many men fell in love with, after the U.S. Open of '98, not those other Annas. In this picture, her belly looks taut, and toned, and her belly also doesn't have the slightly flabby aura of those other bellies.

 

Edit - Her hair is also done up extremely nice in the last photo, as opposed to the first three photos. The outfit she has chosen to pose in is also a sleeker, neater design, and the color really looks good with her skin tone, which is not the alabaster shade it is in the other three photos. Maybe it is the shade of the foliage, or maybe it is that she got a bit of a sun-tan.

 

~ Haps'

[Guest Shutterspeed]

Why would you want to balance it out? It completely contradicts the thread's original premise.

 

Go to AmIAnnoying.com if you're really interested - profiles there are often given the worst photo possible.

[Guest Haps' Happenin']

I didn't want to seem like I am putting down Anna Kournikova. I'm sure she's a fine lady in terms of her personality, and if I had a good woman like that, even with how she looks in the first picture, I would tell her she doesn't have to change, and that she is fine the way she is.

 

As for your site? Good, that could be a good source for all those who want to come into this thread.

 

~ Haps'

[Guest Phenomenon]

I want the 2 minutes back that I wasted clicking on this Thread.

[Guest Shutterspeed]

Hmm. Those photos need to be hosted first though, and I doubt that anyone will go to the trouble.

 

I hate Anna Kournikova. She's an awful tennis player and nothing more than a generic "hot" sportswoman. Her looks really don't do anything for me. She bores me. It's the fact that she doesn't deserve to be where she is whatsoever, as she has no talent, that makes me hate her. The fact that it's professional tennis makes it even more saddening. She's the epitome of a hack.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

She doesn't play tennis anymore.

[Guest Shutterspeed]

Mindslip. Thanks for the heads up.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

She doesn't play tennis anymore.

Did she ever?...

[Slayer 0]

I'm thinking this thread was just an excuse to post Anna Pornikova pics

[CBright7831 0]

Why would you want to balance it out? It completely contradicts the thread's original premise.

 

Go to AmIAnnoying.com if you're really interested - profiles there are often given the worst photo possible.

Holy shit, someone other than myself knows about this site?

[Guest Banders Kennany]

It's a pretty well known site dude. Haps is right about his assessing of what pictures are good and which aren't. Anna looks really good in the last picture.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I'm thinking this thread was just an excuse to post Anna Pornikova pics

And here I thought Haps' Happenin' would never deceive us.

[Guest Shutterspeed]

Why would you want to balance it out? It completely contradicts the thread's original premise.

 

Go to AmIAnnoying.com if you're really interested - profiles there are often given the worst photo possible.

Holy shit, someone other than myself knows about this site?

If you find a better boredom killer, please let me know.

[Swift Terror 0]

The site below will not let me save any of their pictures, which I was going to post here. All I can say is, go there and be prepared to run screaming into the night.

 

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archive...elebrities.html

 

 

Christ in heaven, Kylie Minogue is hideous.

[Guest Nanks]

Christ in heaven, Kylie Minogue is hideous.

Oh no you didn't......

[Ted the Poster 0]

Christ in heaven, Kylie Minogue is hideous.

Ooooh... I'm telling on you! *PMs Kotz*

[Slayer 0]

I'm still laughing at the combination of thread title with the first sentence in the second post

[Ted the Poster 0]

I don't even know who Pete Burns is, and I'm going to have nightmares about him for days. Holy shit.

[2GOLD 0]

I'm trying to figure out how any of those pictures of Anna are bad pictures...

[Art Sandusky 0]

I'm not bothered, it's a charge that's been brought up before, using the same pictures, same yawns are uttered by myself.

[Guest Nanks]

I will always stand by her appearance immediately following a 90 minute show after showering. Absolutely gorgeous. No photo can change my mind.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

I'm trying to figure out how any of those pictures of Anna are bad pictures...

Ditto.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I will always stand by her appearance immediately following a 90 minute show after showering. Absolutely gorgeous. No photo can change my mind.

You bastards get to see her fairly regularly. Here I have to scour websites for possible mentions of her even on this continent.

[Guest Shutterspeed]

We'll chip in for your plane fare. Won't we Nanks?

[Guest Nanks]

I will always stand by her appearance immediately following a 90 minute show after showering.  Absolutely gorgeous.  No photo can change my mind.

You bastards get to see her fairly regularly. Here I have to scour websites for possible mentions of her even on this continent.

Actually, it's not all that often we see her down here. She lives in England now. But, as I've mentioned another time, when she does come down here for concert tours, I get Access All Areas passes and hang out with her post-show. Good times.

 

Request for funding of Kotz travelling halfway across the world for masturbatory purposes is denied.

[Art Sandusky 0]

The point was, she's at least got her home base there and will come there for concerts or performances. All we've gotten in America were some late 2002 15-minute sets in only the six biggest cities as part of some massive Christmastime pop bonanza.

[Guest Shutterspeed]

The last I saw of her was half of a video clip months ago at the end of Molly Meldrum's show. Nanks is right - she's not all over the news or miscellaneous music shows. She only pops up when she's recorded a new song (occasionally), has done something else newsworthy or is planning a big tour.

 

Oh, it'd be great if he was here. I was looking forward to the banter between him and my cousin Jason who claims to have slept with her.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Your cousin Jason deserves a hard slap for talking like that.