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Guest UncleCometTheDogMark
Posted

Woof.

 

Monday 10:28 am

 

I woke up.

Went to the bathroom on Joey's bed.

Ate DJ's homework.

So far a good day.

 

Woof.

Guest UncleCometTheDogMark
Posted

Woof.

 

Monday 10:30

 

Attacked the mail man.

Bit his right index finger off and ate it.

It wasn't very good.

He ran away.

Guess he didn't want to play fetch.

Ate mail.

 

Woof.

Guest UncleCometTheDogMark
Posted

Woof.

 

Monday 10:32

 

Drank water from Danny's cup.

He didn't see.

I licked my self before I drank from his cup.

I think I'll go and see if the mailman is still there.

 

Woof.

Guest UncleCometTheDogMark
Posted

Woof.

 

Monday 10:34

 

The mail man wasn't there but he did drop some mail.

I ate one package but it tasted like perfume.

That wasn't good.

I think I will just mark the rest of this mail as my territory and urinate on it.

 

Woof!

Guest UncleCometTheDogMark
Posted

Woof

 

10:35

 

You are correct Master Barron.

Jesse is an idiot.

I shall soil his bed spread with my feces.

Michelle was very sad when I ran away.

But I was a free doggy and there was so much to see outside and so much to mark as my territory.

 

Woof.

Guest UncleCometTheDogMark
Posted

Woof.

 

Montag 10:38

 

The house is quite now.

Everyone has left for school or work except Joey.

He is a poor bastard.

I'm going to eat the left overs in the fridge so he will starve to death.

I need to be petted.

Damn it, where's Michelle.

 

Woof.

Guest Quality Poster
Posted

Would be cool if I could say that I'm some famed PBP, but I've been just a simple lurker for maybe a year now.

Guest subliminal_animal
Posted

Probably like the bank. I don't know.

Guest Shoes Head
Posted
Whiskers > this

Quality Poster Posted: Nov 15 2004, 02:29 PM   

 

 

 

 

 

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What'cha hidin', fella?

Snitch.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted
Probably Purdue North-Central.

aka "more high school." Every dumbass I knew in Laporte, Knox, and Michigan City went to that place.

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