King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted November 17, 2004 I'm deadly serious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mike Haseloff Report post Posted November 18, 2004 There are too many honorable mentions to list... Fuck that! I'm listing them! This is just silly. Given shitty gimmicks, feuds and squashes against him. Should've been a World champion more than once by now! Was given his big break, and then bumped back down to a secondary headliner. Is he even a top contender anymore? It seems like he's just being kept busy. When was his last significant match? I think the new WWE policy is to either fire, or just forget about women who can actually wrestle. Long live Trish, the women's champion! I'm not a fan and even I think he should be doing something! Send him back to Smackdown! and mix it up with the Cruiserweights you idiots. With the new unwritten law being if you're under 6', or under however many pounds you can't get anywhere pretty much dooms us to more of the same shitty cruiserweight matchups. Hoohah! Spike is champ! Heaven forbid one of the most creative characters on the roster be given any kind of creative role. Why this guy isn't gunning for something, ie. the IC, is beyond me! If you hate him that much you could at least slot him into the cruisers! Tussled it up with Foley and Rock. Should've been heading toward main event spots from there. The guy's got the look, skills and an interesting character. The ex-pornstar is the modern day equivalent to the classic wrestling heels and faces. Not a nugget! Have him give up the stooge act, and let him go out on his own and do some squashing! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mike Haseloff Report post Posted November 18, 2004 Anyone? Anyone? Indeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!!! WWE is drowning and Paul London lives by the fucking river. Either have him punk him out royally, or keep London away from Kidman! Why hasn't he won the strap? Why isn't he headlining on a regular basis? He's had one of the crummiest programs this year. He could've jobbed to Triple H for 365 days and had a more rewarding schedule. Give him the title and squash JBL, MY GAWD STRAIGHT TO HELL!!! Is clearly being underused. Needs to do Playboy. Sorry, it's the only solution. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Precious Roy 0 Report post Posted November 18, 2004 All of the cruisers, including Helms and Tajiri who are floundering as enhancement talent and comic relief on RAW. Obviously they're good at these roles, but they're capable of much more and should be over on SD! making people care about actual wrestling again. I swear to god I could take their hoss matches and smile if they'd just throw a bone to the people who want to see actual exciting, athletic matches as opposed lumbering retards clubbing and choking and struggling to take simple bumps. McMahon always gets compared to P.T. Barnum, but Barnum understood that you have to have variety in your acts and something for everyone. Vince has got his elephants, strong men and clowns, some lions and tigers, but he ignores the trapeze, knife throwers, and guys fucking around with fire. If I'm going to the circus I'm going to see some fast paced, dangerous if not properly trained shit! The only thing I can think of is that he wants to drive all the cruiserweight fans to TNA, except he didn't count on TNA's booking to be as inept as his. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2004 This Poster is my idol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SamoaRowe 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2004 He's the fucking World Champion in my EWR game, and he absolutely rules in the position. Luther is awesome, I'm pissed that he's been saddled with Mark Jindrak. Still in search of a push. I'm terribly anxious to see how London is used when he returns. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2004 He's the fucking World Champion in my EWR game, and he absolutely rules in the position. Yet I see that in your sig, the title is being contested by two guys not named Rhyno... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2004 I'm deadly serious. Not to veer off-topic, but let me ask: do you think he could ever be a serious contender for the World Championship? I think he's great, and I'm not one to get carried away about size, but he's so small. But I'm with you, he does need to be given a fair shake of some kind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2004 He's the fucking World Champion in my EWR game, and he absolutely rules in the position. Yet I see that in your sig, the title is being contested by two guys not named Rhyno... It's a WWE game. It's like their continuity. Makes perfect sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BHK 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2004 No. He's accurate. He did the Brand Split, so he has two world Champions. Rhyno is the WWF champion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2004 Anyone can be a champion on an EWR game. Right now, I got Mordecai of all people as the WWE Champion leading a stable of worshippers that include Daffney, Cena, Jay Lethal, and Ron Waterman. Now who would ever think of MORDECAI as WWE Champion? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2004 Now who would ever think of MORDECAI as WWE Champion? Muggy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SamoaRowe 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2004 He's the fucking World Champion in my EWR game, and he absolutely rules in the position. Yet I see that in your sig, the title is being contested by two guys not named Rhyno... I'm sorry, I should clarify that Rhyno is Smackdown's World Champion in the diary and that the Danielson/Benoit match is for a Raw ppv. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2004 Now who would ever think of MORDECAI as WWE Champion? Muggy? well... besides me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted November 22, 2004 He's the fucking World Champion in my EWR game, and he absolutely rules in the position. Yet I see that in your sig, the title is being contested by two guys not named Rhyno... I'm sorry, I should clarify that Rhyno is Smackdown's World Champion in the diary and that the Danielson/Benoit match is for a Raw ppv. Relax I knew what you meant, I was just kidding around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SamoaRowe 0 Report post Posted November 23, 2004 He's the fucking World Champion in my EWR game, and he absolutely rules in the position. Yet I see that in your sig, the title is being contested by two guys not named Rhyno... I'm sorry, I should clarify that Rhyno is Smackdown's World Champion in the diary and that the Danielson/Benoit match is for a Raw ppv. Relax I knew what you meant, I was just kidding around. It's cool, dude. Drinks for everyone! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites