Guest subliminal_animal Posted November 21, 2004 Report Posted November 21, 2004 I don't see how that was a pwning. I think you're making it up! That was the best Kotzenjunge post I've ever read. Even better than the one I admitted to laughing at in one of those deleted New Me threads.
spiny norman Posted November 21, 2004 Report Posted November 21, 2004 Do you all want my attention that much? Would you think less of me if I said yes?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 Does anyone think I'll ever finish this?
Lord of The Curry Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 Fuck reading back, take a crack at me.
Kinetic Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 Just tell me it'll all be over soon, Gene.
Guest Smues Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 I'd like to know how and when I'll die. Will it be by self inflicted gunshot wound or will I jump off of a tall building?
Maztinho Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 I'd like to know how and when I'll die. Will it be by self inflicted gunshot wound or will I jump off of a tall building? Self-inflicted gunshot wound while standing on the edge of a tall building the recoil sending you over the edge. Best of both worlds.
Guest Smues Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 I'd like to know how and when I'll die. Will it be by self inflicted gunshot wound or will I jump off of a tall building? Self-inflicted gunshot wound while standing on the edge of a tall building the recoil sending you over the edge. Best of both worlds. I like it.
Open the Muggy Gate Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 The Great Mazto knows only deaths! He should be The Semi-Great Mazto!
Copper Feel Posted November 10, 2008 Report Posted November 10, 2008 Smues will die at the hands of some slow driving lunatic who takes offense to his road rage.
Maztinho Posted November 11, 2008 Report Posted November 11, 2008 The Great Mazto knows only deaths! He should be The Semi-Great Mazto! But... but... but... Watch out for hanging pianos.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 13, 2008 Report Posted November 13, 2008 Lord of the Curry is going to die quietly and loaded with pills in a nursing home bed at the age of 79, surrounded by his four children and their eleven children ranging in age from 6-35. All will want a piece of the pie, and fight bitterly over your possessions for the next five years.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 13, 2008 Report Posted November 13, 2008 Kinetic will die in his mid fifties, having been on the waiting list for an organ transplant for too long. His fourth wife will collect next to nothing from the insurance company nor his savings, having shelled out nearly every dime to hospital co-pays, alimony, and child support to dashing young drunkards who resent him and only use his death as an excuse to miss work. One of them will go to Paris while on bereavement leave.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 13, 2008 Report Posted November 13, 2008 Smues. Blood clot. No warning whatsoever at age 64, with a wonderful retirement laid out in front of him.
Kinetic Posted November 13, 2008 Report Posted November 13, 2008 Hey, I'm gonna live another 30 years. Four wives!
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 13, 2008 Report Posted November 13, 2008 Oh, it's no surprise. You sir, will live longer than ALL other posters at this messageboard. Expect the reaper sometime in your mid eighties, but you won't find him until you're 106 years old. Your bloodline will include 6 children (you'll outlive 2), 11 grandchildren, a staggering 41 great grandchildren, and 3 great-great-grandchildren before you die sitting in a wheelchair on a sunny porch in an Italian rest home. You'll be married three times, the first two to the same woman. The third will be a career hustler with huge tits that will marry you for money. You'll make your fortune selling specialty batteries to the russian space program. You will have the last child sometime after your 61st birthday. That daughter will be raised by maids and end up marrying a second-tier rap musician, shaming the family frequently in the British tabloids. You will be fully alert, surly, and abusive to the nursing staff.
Lord of The Curry Posted November 13, 2008 Report Posted November 13, 2008 Doped up and leaving a path of squabbling behind me. I love it.
fazzle Posted November 13, 2008 Report Posted November 13, 2008 Are we still giving out deaths? Can I have one?
Red Baron Posted November 14, 2008 Report Posted November 14, 2008 I'd like to know how I will go out.
The Niggardly King Posted November 14, 2008 Report Posted November 14, 2008 just let me know if it is an alcohol or a drug induced death.
The Niggardly King Posted November 18, 2008 Report Posted November 18, 2008 Hey, Cocksucker... I don't care if your Bears got raped yesterday... I want a fucking future!
Art Sandusky Posted November 19, 2008 Report Posted November 19, 2008 I'd rather not know how I die, but a revised future prediction might be cool.
Guest Smues Posted November 19, 2008 Report Posted November 19, 2008 Smues. Blood clot. No warning whatsoever at age 64, with a wonderful retirement laid out in front of him. I'm going to make it to 64? Wow. That's at least double what I expected.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted November 20, 2008 Report Posted November 20, 2008 Are we still giving out deaths? Can I have one? Of course! You'll be taken off of life support when you're 49 years old, five months into a deep coma you'll suffer after being beaten badly in prison. A series of clerical errors will put you in the federal pen for tax evasion. You'll leave behind a relieved ex wife.
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