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DAMAN~! is 'Santa, son of Satan'

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Plot summary:

 

Bill Goldberg plays the devil's son who lost a wager with a angel and was forced to spend 1000 years playing Santa, but now the wager of that time has run out, and good old Santa isn't so joyful anymore. He makes up for lost time and starts to kill people.

 

I can't see this not ruling. But I have some stuff that I expect from this film.

 

#1 - After Goldberg kills a person, he asks us "Who's next!?!"

 

#2 - Santa flies over the city on his sleigh, fires on the people below

 

#3 - At least 3 people die after Santaberg comes down the chimney of their house

 

#4 - A sequel

 

Any thoughts?

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Eh, I don't know if G-Berg can play as good an evil Santa as the ORIGINAL Evil Santa:

Come on, Chris, there've been tons of b-movie evil Santas before Futurama did it. :P

 

So when is it actually coming out? I've not heard anything yet.

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There's only 1 man who can stop Satan Clause

 

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My god, he's so orange that it's scary.

 

 

After seeing this picture of Goldberg as Santa, if this things get a theater release I am first in line.

 

If not, first in line at the video store. Looks priceless

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Allright folks, Goldberg's Santa vs. Kane's Eye Scream Man

 

who would win?

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With this cast this is a must see movie!

 

Credited cast: 

Bill Goldberg ....  Santa Claus (as Goldberg)

Douglas Smith ....  Nicholas

Emilie de Ravin ....  Mac

rest of cast listed alphabetically

James Caan ....  Darren

Robert Culp ....  Grandpa

Fran Drescher ....  Virginia

Rebecca Gayheart ....  Gwen

Kevin Gillese ....  Disgruntled Youth

Jeff Hanna ....  Sean Mackenzie

Chris Kattan ....  Jason

Kostas Kurelias ....  Chuck Paramedic #2

Alicia Lorén ....  Beth

David MacInnis ....  Paramedic #1

Saul Rubinek ....  Mr. Green

Annie Sorell ....  Taylor

Dave Thomas ....  Pastor Timmons

Donovan Workun ....  Cop#2

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With this cast this is a must see movie!

 

Credited cast:

James Caan ....  Darren

Robert Culp ....  Grandpa

Fran Drescher ....  Virginia

Rebecca Gayheart ....  Gwen

Kevin Gillese ....  Disgruntled Youth

Jeff Hanna ....  Sean Mackenzie

Chris Kattan ....  Jason

Kostas Kurelias ....  Chuck Paramedic #2

Alicia Lorén ....  Beth

David MacInnis ....  Paramedic #1

Saul Rubinek ....  Mr. Green

Annie Sorell ....  Taylor

Dave Thomas ....  Pastor Timmons

Donovan Workun ....  Cop#2

If FGB spears Fran Drescher and Chris Kattan, this'll be the bestestest movie ever.

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You guys aren't serious when you say that you're going to see this, are you?

 

The picture gives me every reason to think this will be a film featuring "Skinemax After Dark" acting ... but without the titties.

 

I'll pass.

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nl, I'm quite certain this threads drips with sarcasm...

 

Hell no, I'm first in line.

 

This looks like pure unintenional comedy gold! The amount of painfully unfunny moments or the "scary scenes" will make this a masterpiece. A truimph not seen since Road House.

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nl, I'm quite certain this threads drips with sarcasm...

Damn, Lushus, I hope you speak the truth. It's hard to tell who's saying, 'this is going to be so bad that it'll be good' and who's actually anxiously awaiting the release of this crap.

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