Best of Snitsky DVD

[J. Hungerford Smith 0]

http://rfvideo.com/merchant/index.cfm?acti...oreinfo&id=8924

 

Wow...

[Slayer 0]

So is it actually "Snisky" (without 't')?

[J. Hungerford Smith 0]

Apparently. I went to the WXW site and they spell it like that too.

[Guest Loss]

The apocalypse is indeed upon us.

[tbondrage99 0]

He was in a tag team called "The Twin Tackles"? geez...thats bad...

[The Mandarin 0]

So is it actually "Snisky" (without 't')?

 

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/gene_snitsky/profile.jsp

[claydude14 0]

Just pre-ordered.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Wow, the lure of Snitsky in a TLC Match may be too much to resist.

[AndrewTS 0]

So is it actually "Snisky" (without 't')?

 

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/gene_snitsky/profile.jsp

Talk about an inauspicious introduction to WWE.

 

Gene Snitsky’s debut match on Sept. 13, 2004 was one of the most controversial in WWE history.

 

Is JR writing these now?

 

From: Nesquehoning, Penn.

 

Gene's a fellow Pennsylvanian! W00t!

[Guest LooneyTune]

What...the fuck!? (hangs self out the window)

[Slickster 0]

So is it actually "Snisky" (without 't')?

 

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/gene_snitsky/profile.jsp

His real name is Gene Sinisky, BTW.

[Guest Loss]

We just need Rudo to write the blurb on the back of the DVD and we're in business.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

For the first time in my life...

 

... I can't say anything here.

 

I hate Snitsky. I hate people who like Snitsky. I hate the "so bad it's good" mentality. It's bad. It sucks. I want it off my TV. I want "so good it's great", and I seem to be the only fucking one. Black Jesus can suck a nut and all of his followers can too. Whoever buys this DVD should get cancer, or at the very least, feel so bad about their purchase that they get into a deep, dark depression and kill themselves by wrapping a phone cord around their neck and suffocating. But not before dialing my number so I can hear the last gasp of breath leave your pathetic body. Then I will laugh, hang up, and forget about your existence because it saddens me anyone could be so fucking stupid as to like this piece of shit. You calculate how much TV time this cockhole got over the past year, and I'll give you a hundred different usages of that time which would have been better for everyone. The WWE spent so much time developing the Lita Pregnancy angle and now they're trying to pretend it was all a campish joke, yet they still want to take it seriously. Snitsky, and this angle, is the fucking Showgirls of the WWE where they try to act like they make it intentionally bad so everyone can laugh along with them, when, infact, they unintentionally (though it is par for the course in the WWE) made it awful and have people laughing at them. Though, I fear there are some who *are* laughing _with_ them, because -quite simply- they know no better.

 

Well, I'm not laughing. There are so many seconds of life we all have on this planet and I don't want to spend mine watching Gene fucking Snitsky wrestle, act, cut promos, or punt babies.

 

But YOU can, in this wonderful DVD brought to you by RF Video! For only $20, YOU can watch the man who has taken the wrestling world by storm! And you can see the Gene-etic revolution take place before he even stepped into a WWE ring, all on this great disc! If you miss out on this wonderful deal, it WILL be YOUR FAULT! (HAHAHHAHA!)

[Guest TheLastBoyscout]

I hate Snitsky. I hate people who like Snitsky. I hate the "so bad it's good" mentality. It's bad. It sucks. I want it off my TV. I want "so good it's great", and I seem to be the only fucking one.

Obviously you have chosen the wrong program to watch on Monday nights.

[Guest Duncan Eternia]

He was in a tag team called "The Twin Tackles"? geez...thats bad...

Yeah...I saw them live...football gimmick. They were horrible.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

My feelings were exaggerated -though accurate- for the bait-and-switch. I would be lying if I said I didn't love the fact that my "threatening death on others for liking Snitsky" wasn't seen out of the ordinary by fellow posters

[Guest Thrashist]

For the first time in my life...

 

... I can't say anything here.

 

I hate Snitsky.  I hate people who like Snitsky.  I hate the "so bad it's good" mentality.  It's bad.  It sucks.  I want it off my TV.  I want "so good it's great", and I seem to be the only fucking one.  Black Jesus can suck a nut and all of his followers can too.  Whoever buys this DVD should get cancer, or at the very least, feel so bad about their purchase that they get into a deep, dark depression and kill themselves by wrapping a phone cord around their neck and suffocating.

 

Well, I'm not laughing.  There are so many seconds of life we all have on this planet and I don't want to spend mine watching Gene fucking Snitsky wrestle, act, cut promos, or punt babies.

 

Haha, you're taking life, wrestling, and Snitsky-love way too seriously.

 

We as wrestling fans have gotten so much crap thrown at us over the years that we've sort of become immune to it all. Especially with this company in particular, Snitsky epitomizes all that is wrong with what they look for in their performers. The thing is, with this whole baby-killing, super-generic promo-cutting, out-of-nowhere "It's not my fault" charade, Gene Snitsky has become a caricature of the absurdity of wrestling, and for that, we love him. Sad to say, but I've partially accepted that this writing staff cannot currently give us "so-good-it's-great", so I rather have a guy like Gene Snitsky running around humoring us instead of them shoving vanilla acts like Mark Jindrak down our throat.

 

Regardless, Gene Snitsky is the exception, not the rule. He is a cult figure.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

HaHa, you're a fucking dumbass.

[NYU 0]

Haha, you're taking life, wrestling, and Snitsky-love way too seriously.

You obviously haven't read enough RRR posts.

 

4. TLC match – Sugaa vs Gene Snisky

 

This is a match I have to hear about. I just can't imagine the innovative moves Snitsky could pull out in a TLC match.

 

Amazing.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

TLC stands for "Terminate Little Children" match. Not tables, ladders, and chairs.

[Guest Shutterspeed]

Including that WWE match took any shred of credibility that the DVD might possibly have had previously.

[Precious Roy 0]

Best of Snitsky....

 

LMFAO.

[Tawren 0]

Standing ovation for RRR. He's 100% right...again.

[BUTT 0]

Including that WWE match took any shred of credibility that the DVD might possibly have had previously.

I don't think it's a WWE match. I think a lot of the Samoans do shows for WXW because Afa owns the promotion.

[JoeDirt 0]

A shitty Snitsky DVD sold by a pedophile. Great.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Rudo, stop hating on the most over man in the business.

[Guest Black Lightning]

Standing ovation for RRR. He's 100% right...again.

Seconded.

 

I was ready to go into yet another lengthy rant about how terrible Snitsky is, and how the Snitsky-loving is getting way out of hand, but Rudo already did it for me.

 

Well done.

[Guest Shutterspeed]

Including that WWE match took any shred of credibility that the DVD might possibly have had previously.

I don't think it's a WWE match. I think a lot of the Samoans do shows for WXW because Afa owns the promotion.

Yeah, but they credited Rosey as the "Super Hero In Training". Did that match ever happen on Raw though?

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

Including that WWE match took any shred of credibility that the DVD might possibly have had previously.

I don't think it's a WWE match. I think a lot of the Samoans do shows for WXW because Afa owns the promotion.

Yeah, but they credited Rosey as the "Super Hero In Training". Did that match ever happen on Raw though?

It's likely the match took place in WXW, and they were able to bill Rosey using his WWE name because of Afa's relationship with Vince.

[Jobber of the Week 0]

I guess RF has gone beyond giving people unwatchable videos. Now, in this innovative release, he's just giving out empty boxes.

 

I mean, really, there is no such thing as the best of Snitsky.