The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie Threat

[Guest hhheld_down]

Anyone seen this movie yet? Amazingly its getting really good reviews all over, and it really doesnt look half bad. I am planning on seeing it this weekend sometime. Thoughts from anyone who has seen it?

[Matt Young 0]

The typo in the thread title makes it sound like you're referring to some sort of epidemic caused by Spongebob, sort of like Joe Lieberman's anti-video game idiocy from years ago.

 

Anyway, I haven't seen the movie yet, but I loved the show (especially while high) so I'd like to get baked and see it.

[Tawren 0]

I love the show, so I made it a priority to go to the movie opening day with my friends.

 

Awesome awesome movie. Really freaking hilarious. Everybody needs to get out and see it. Some of my favorite quotes (may contain spoilers - I doubt you'll be able to decipher movie plot more than through previews through it though) :

 

"ROAD....ROAD...ROAD...ROAD...ROAD...sorry."

"His chops are too righteous!"

"There's the wizard that saved us!"

Both songs.

"Stay with me Phil, let's hear about that family."

"Me, Patrick, and Squidward will-" "PASS." "Me and Patrick will do it!"

 

Awesome movie. Go see it.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Unless you're a fan of the show you'll pretty much need to be drunk/high off of something to enjoy it.

 

I'm a fan of the show and was baked out of my mind and it was one of the most insane visual mindfucks I've ever had.

 

Plankton's rant at the end followed by "I will destroy you all" was great.

 

Spongebob and Patrick at Goofy Goober was one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

[cbacon 0]

I can't wait to see this.

 

Probably tomorrow during a once in the blue moon family get together at the movies. My younger brother loves Spongebob.

[Eclipse 0]

This movie was possibly one of the best things the Spongebob crew pumped out!

 

Patrick was HILARIOUS in this movie, and this line TELLS you that.

 

 

Spongebob: (revealing the fact Patrick wears Goofy Goober underwear) Patrick! You have been wearing the same underwear for the past 3 years! What do you call that!

 

Patrick: Worship.....

[Ravenbomb 0]

I fucking hate the show and have no interest in the movie...

 

 

 

...but my g/f loves spongebob, so I'll probably have to see it anyways.

 

Doesn't Scarlet Johanson do one of the voices?

[AndrewTS 0]

I fucking hate the show and have no interest in the movie...

 

 

 

...but my g/f loves spongebob, so I'll probably have to see it anyways.

 

Doesn't Scarlet Johanson do one of the voices?

http://www.imdb.com

 

I'm not holdin' your hand through the rest of the process.

 

Don't like the show either, but may rent down the line.

[Eclipse 0]

I fucking hate the show and have no interest in the movie...

 

 

 

...but my g/f loves spongebob, so I'll probably have to see it anyways.

 

Doesn't Scarlet Johanson do one of the voices?

http://www.imdb.com

 

I'm not holdin' your hand through the rest of the process.

 

Don't like the show either, but may rent down the line.

I think she does. She does the voice of King Neptune's daughter.

[The Mandarin 0]

So who's going to be President during the two-hour break?

[AndrewTS 0]

Ebert mentioned that the basic plot is basically re-used from "Good Burger."

[Nighthawk 0]

Don't like the show either, but may rent down the line.

This makes the least sense of anything I've read here.

 

"I don't like it, so only one thing can change that... more of it."

[Mole 0]

Ebert mentioned that the basic plot is basically re-used from "Good Burger."

That movie is my biggest guilty pleasure ever.

 

It still doesn't make me want to see this movie though. I never got into the show and find it a bit silly.

[CBright7831 0]

What is Plankton's role in this movie?

 

Does he play a big part?

[AndrewTS 0]

Don't like the show either, but may rent down the line.

This makes the least sense of anything I've read here.

 

"I don't like it, so only one thing can change that... more of it."

Heh, it does seem so, doesn't it?

 

However, I get free rental coupons a lot, and I'd rather view a movie at home than amongst a bunch of brats, parents, and smelly potheads.

[Tawren 0]

Plankton is the main villain, he has some pretty good lines.

[CBright7831 0]

Plankton is the main villain, he has some pretty good lines.

What does he do? Besides try to steal the Krabby Patty recipe.

[claydude14 0]

I saw it Friday with my girlfriend who was a fan, while I've never gotten into it. Saw it and liked it a lot, but if I was stoned I think I really would have enjoyed it. There's always a next time. The Pirates were great, as was the I Wanna Rock remix.

[Tawren 0]

Plankton is the main villain, he has some pretty good lines.

What does he do? Besides try to steal the Krabby Patty recipe.

Plankton steals King Neptune's crown and says that Mr. Krabs did it. Mr. Krabs is then frozen by Neptune and Plankton steals the Krabby Patty recipe. Plantkon sells the Krabby Patty at the Chum Bucket and people start going there. He gives away bucket helmets that turn people into his slaves.

[Bruiser Chong 0]

I fucking hate the show and have no interest in the movie...

 

 

 

...but my g/f loves spongebob, so I'll probably have to see it anyways.

What he said.

 

Although, I don't hate the show, but I do get annoyed by it quickly.

[Guest El Satanico]

The best episode is the "Musical Guests: Pantera" one. That was truly a WTF moment, up there with the Zakk Wylde "birth day song" ATHF episode.

[Tawren 0]

Fuck, SpongeBob has tons of great episodes:

 

-SpongeBob and Patrick steal a balloon

-Squidward moves to squid town

-Krusty Krab training video

-SpongeBob and Sandy's "fun week"

-SpongeBob works at the Krusty Krab

-Patrick's secret box

-Almost every SpongeBob at driving school episode

-Patrick's parents pay a visit

-Every Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy episode

 

Tons more. Great fucking show.

[CBright7831 0]

HOW DARE YOU LEAVE OUT ANY EPISODE FEATURING THE ALMIGHTY PLANKTON!!!!!!

[AndrewTS 0]

Somebody answer me a question Ebert posed: what does Krabby's and the Chum Bucket serve if not crab meat and fish guts? Are they all cannibals?

[DerangedHermit 0]

Fuck, SpongeBob has tons of great episodes:

 

-SpongeBob and Patrick steal a balloon

-Squidward moves to squid town

-Krusty Krab training video

-SpongeBob and Sandy's "fun week"

-SpongeBob works at the Krusty Krab

-Patrick's secret box

-Almost every SpongeBob at driving school episode

-Patrick's parents pay a visit

-Every Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy episode

 

Tons more. Great fucking show.

My favorite ep: the one where Spongebob and Patrick learn how to curse. "Would you like a ********* Krabby Patty with ******** sauce?"

[CBright7831 0]

OMG...

 

Plankton now knows the secret Krabby Patties Recipe!!!!

[Damaramu 0]

What is with everyone being stoned watching this movie? I've never understood having to be baked to have fun....

 

I might go see it and I'll be sober and probably enjoy it.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

The general concensus regarding the show is that it is secretly designed for stoners and college kids and not appropriate for kids at all. Sure, they enjoy the goofy colours and stupid humour but there are really fucked up metaphors and subtext in the show that you sometimes have to be ripped to recognize.

[Nighthawk 0]

A general concensus being a secret is oxymoronic.

[CBright7831 0]

The general concensus regarding the show is that it is secretly designed for stoners and college kids and not appropriate for kids at all. Sure, they enjoy the goofy colours and stupid humour but there are really fucked up metaphors and subtext in the show that you sometimes have to be ripped to recognize.

Like what?