RHR 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2004 OK, so in my boredom...i'm trying to think of the worst PPV card that could possibly be created....so far...I've used my idea from another post for one match....what else can we come up with? TEST vs. DALLAS---Ultimate Submission Match JAZZ vs. NIDIA---Bra and Panties Match SNITSKY vs. HEIDENRICH vs. TOMKO---Last Man Standing (ouch...30 minutes of THAT?) TRIPLE H promos inbetween every match (yeah...it's a five hour event) ANNOUNCE TEAM: Stevie Ray, Michael Cole, Maria (the new Raw announcer) Any thoughts? Ideas? I put this in General Wrestling, becuase, well....I think this is the right folder.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hunter's Torn Quad 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2004 Big Show and Albert go to a double countout in 18:34 Heidenrape in-ring promo that goes for 8 minutes, hyping the main event Kenzo Suzuki and Rene Dupree beat The Bushwhackers by countout in 15:03 when Hiroko tempts the 'whackers to the back with pieces of meat Mark Henry beats Jake Roberts by countout in 14:49 when Roberts sees someone drinking a beer at ringside, snatches it, drinks it down, then passes out. Gene Snitsky in-ring promo that goes for 9 minutes, hyping the main event AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels wrestle to no-contest in :17 when Scott Steiner walks in and knocks them both out with a steel pipe. Steiner issues an open challenge, leading to..... Kevin Nash beats Scott Steiner by disqualification in 19:13 when Steiner punches the referee. Styles, Daniels, Low-Ki, Bryan Danielson, CM Punk, Colt Cabana, Chris Benoit and Chris Jericho all hit the ring, one after the other, only to get powerbombed and pinned by Nash in 5 seconds each time. Nash then grabs the mic, and says something about vanilla midgets Tyson Tomko in-ring promo that goes for 11 minutes, hyping the main event Triple H beats Ric Flair in :5 with the figure-four leglock. Flair taps out clean, and then gets on his hands and knees to join the Triple H Suck My Dick Club. Chyna beats Sean Waltman in 21:43 with the X-Factor. Waltman then gets on his hands and knees to join the Chyna Suck My Dick Club. In a ECW Tribute match, Heidenrape, Gene Snitsky and Tyson Tomko go to a 60-minute draw. Heidenrape demands 10 more minutes, the other two agree, and all three men then battle to a triple countout :30 after the restart. Your commentators are Michael Cole and Todd Grisham, with Todd Pettingill providing expert analysis from backstage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2004 I'd come up with some, but then I'd get slapped with a lawsuit by Kevin Nash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2004 Big Show and Albert go to a double countout in 18:34 Heidenrape in-ring promo that goes for 8 minutes, hyping the main event Kenzo Suzuki and Rene Dupree beat The Bushwhackers by countout in 15:03 when Hiroko tempts the 'whackers to the back with pieces of meat Mark Henry beats Jake Roberts by countout in 14:49 when Roberts sees someone drinking a beer at ringside, snatches it, drinks it down, then passes out. Gene Snitsky in-ring promo that goes for 9 minutes, hyping the main event AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels wrestle to no-contest in :17 when Scott Steiner walks in and knocks them both out with a steel pipe. Steiner issues an open challenge, leading to..... Kevin Nash beats Scott Steiner by disqualification in 19:13 when Steiner punches the referee. Styles, Daniels, Low-Ki, Bryan Danielson, CM Punk, Colt Cabana, Chris Benoit and Chris Jericho all hit the ring, one after the other, only to get powerbombed and pinned by Nash in 5 seconds each time. Nash then grabs the mic, and says something about vanilla midgets Tyson Tomko in-ring promo that goes for 11 minutes, hyping the main event Triple H beats Ric Flair in :5 with the figure-four leglock. Flair taps out clean, and then gets on his hands and knees to join the Triple H Suck My Dick Club. Chyna beats Sean Waltman in 21:43 with the X-Factor. Waltman then gets on his hands and knees to join the Chyna Suck My Dick Club. In a ECW Tribute match, Heidenrape, Gene Snitsky and Tyson Tomko go to a 60-minute draw. Heidenrape demands 10 more minutes, the other two agree, and all three men then battle to a triple countout :30 after the restart. Your commentators are Michael Cole and Todd Grisham, with Todd Pettingill providing expert analysis from backstage. There is no God. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RHR 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2004 Don't forget.... PRE-PPV HEAT MATCHES JR vs. JOHNNY FARIPLAY w/ SPECIAL REFEREE COACH Match would feature Randy Orton coming out for no reason, and blowing RKO spots on JF and Coach. Oklahoma football theme plays throughout. Hype video for the Triple Threat Match REY MYSTERIO vs. PAUL LONDON vs. CHAVO GUERRERO (:11) Match interupted so we can go backstage to see Triple H showing up in a stretch limo, Ric Flair showing up in a regular limo, X-Pac showing up in a taxi, and and Jake showing up just by stumbling in and asking where the bathroom is. PPV OPENING Stephanie McMahon sings the National Anthem after comparing what the government did to her Dad to Pearl Harbor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frankie Williams 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2004 Welcome to "This Show Will Make the Legends of Wrestling PPV Look Like WrestleMania X-Seven" Your announcing team: Tony Schivone, Don West and Lee Marshall Viscera and Jim Neidhart defeat Tyson Tomko and Billy Gunn in the first EVER one hour Iron Man tag team match, 1 fall to 0 to open up the show. Backstage interviewer Charlie Minn interviews the blockbuster surprise guest Tatanka. Tatanka issues and open challange to anyone that is man enough to accept it tonight. In his eagerly awaited return to action, Nailz defeats WWE newcomer Ay Jay Stilez in 1:23 with the chokeout. Lita, Jeff Hardy and Kamala have a 15 minutes in ring debate on the art of mic skills. Barry Didinsky shills the brand new Gene Snitsky wire coat hangers. Doink the Clown and the Ultimate Warrior battle to a no contest in a "Loser Loses His Makeup" match. Roddy Piper comes to the ring for and interview. He rambles on for 25 minutes without even introducing his guest. All of a sudden Piper is yanked out of the ring after it is discovered that thousands of paying viewers call their cable companies demanding a refund. Tatanka's open challange is answered and he is soundly defeated by KoKo B Ware in 43:17 Stephanie Wyand interviews Triple H from "WWE Headquarters in Stamford Ct". Triple H claims that this would be the worst ppv ever if he hadn't made his apperance. Well Dunn reunite for one night only to defeat the teams of Mark Henry & Boris Zukov, Don Harris & Mordicai, and Mantaur & Abe Knuckleball Schwartz in a four team elimination craptacular. This match goes an astounding 59:21. In our main event, Kevin Nash defeats referee Jack Doan for the WWE Cruiserweight title. The reason Nash made weight, was because oly his legs we weighed, combining for a weight of 38 lbs. This match almosts goes the full 5 minute time limit, but after the 4th ref bump at the 4:13 mark, Scott Hall, who was in Doans corner, in a shocker, turns of the Jack, tazers him and Nash makes the cover for the loooooooooongs 3 count. We are out!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aero 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2004 Sunday Night Heat Match Garrison Cade & The Coach def. Chris Jericho & Chris Benoit at 6:15 when Benoit is forced to submit to a Crossface from Cade Wrestlemania 21 Commentating Teams RAW: JR, King, & (Special Guest) Steve McMichael Smackdown: Cole, Bill DeMott, & (Special Guest) Lou Albano 1. Rey Mysterio pins Paul London to retain the Cruiserweight Title at 2:21 2. Viscera pins Shelton Benjamin to win IC Title at 12:03 3. Torrie Wilson pins Dawn Marie at 9:04. Afterwards, Dawn reveals that Al Wilson is STILL alive. Torrie attacks her, causing Dawn to run away screaming, "This isn't over!" The post-match segment takes an extra 7 minutes. 4. JBL pins Big Show to retain WWE Title at 14:02 when Josh Matthews turns heel and hits Big Show with the title belt. 5. Undertaker & Kane vs. Heidenreich & Snitsky in an interpromotional match turns into a No Contest at 22:34 when Taker & Kane begin to argue. Vince McMahon comes out and orders a match between the two, NEXT! 6. Undertaker pins Kane with a single Tombstone at 7:43 7. Christy pins Trish Stratus to win Women's Title at 6:47 8. Basham Brothers def. Rene Dupree & Kenzo Sazuki in a Scaffold Match to win WWE Tag Team Titles at 14:12 9. Eddie Guerrero def. Kurt Angle in a Low-Rider vs. Milk Truck Parking Lot Demolition Derby at 6:52 10. John Cena pins Booker T in the Final Match of the Best of 7 Series to retain U.S. Title at 17:02 11. Vince McMahon pins Eric Bischoff in a "10 Years in the Making" Street Fight at 13:02 12. Randy Orton pins Triple H to win World Heavyweight Title at 33:12 when Stephanie McMahon returns and hits Triple H with the title. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
