Meatwad

[Ted the Poster]

Oh, like this one?

[Sass]

19th century Russian actors might be something for the history or movie buffs. Or did I miss what you linked?

[Ted the Poster]

Hmm... it was actually supposed to link to a book about 20th century acting. Oh well; it was a mediocre joke at best anyway.

[Sass]

It also talks about early 20th century acting. Still, the book looks like a crappy read.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

I would honestly consider becoming a gimmick that matched my SN. Though I would want the same from subliminal_animal, so he has to be renamed strangled_by_umbilical_cord first.

Isn't obvious that I'm at least a little smarter than you? Play the game honest.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Meatwad put the Family Guy quiz in his signature. It's like something I would've wished he'd done to make himself look like more of a retard, but not something I figured that could've actually happened.

[Ted the Poster]

I would honestly consider becoming a gimmick that matched my SN. Though I would want the same from subliminal_animal, so he has to be renamed strangled_by_umbilical_cord first.

Isn't obvious that I'm at least a little smarter than you? Play the game honest.

Actually, you've only proven that you have the brains, and apparently the typing skills, of a drooling invalid.

 

To be honest, I have almost no problems with anybody here regardless of what they think of me. I really would rather suck a leper baby's cock than read anymore of your posts though.

 

As for the comment about the sig, I don't care. It's what I decided to use for now.

[Nighthawk]

You showed him.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Your off-the-wall exaggerations aside, Meatwad—you only hate me but still don't have a problem with me at all because I hated on you. Your criticism and dislike is transparently rejection-driven.

[Ted the Poster]

I wasn't exaggerating except for the leper part. Your posts truly make you seem like a blithering idiot.

 

You're not the only person on the board who I harbor contempt for. Only about 70-80% of it is for you.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Baseless assaults on my typing ability (missed a word, sure got me there), trying to paint me as some low-level chatroom joker out of his league—there's nothing in me for you to work with. You're trying to come up with the best dumb person insult you can and hope that people forget who it was supposed to be about. But since I'm not the pushover you're pretending to deal with, we're going to need something more than how it's SO OBVIOUS mom and dad dropped me on my head for you to be relevant here.

 

It's dicey stuff for a guy like you to be mouthing off like whoever looks at him funny is an inoperable moron. Because when they're not, your well-rounded anthology of cute little retard pokes makes you look unanchored from reality.

[Ted the Poster]

Well, you said it yourself. You take this way too seriously. I mean damn, defending yourself as not being "some low-level chatroom joker"? I guess I hit a nerve. Attacking your typing prowess was a result of me knowing nothing about you and improvising while I played along. Christ, man, it's the internet. Moreso, it's the HD folder. Even moreso, it's a WRESTLING MESSAGE BOARD. It's impossible to be truly intimidating and damage someone's self-esteem. That's why you brushed off my insults on a personal level and I've done the same with yours. It means nothing in the long run.

 

With that little rant, this thread, which was obviously started as a joke, has ceased being fun. Subliminal_animal, if you can find your smile again, I'd be glad to respond some more.

[MrRant]

If you just would have called him gay you would have won.

 

Fool.

[Ted the Poster]

Damn!

 

Well, if he could've kept his sense of humor, he might have too.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Meatwad's been had.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Meatwad I guess your top-drawer putdowns got me a bit steamed because if you didn't why in the world would I want to make a great guy like you look like a tool?

 

C'mon Meatwad, I thought I was a drooling invalid. Don't back up off your stance now just because it's stupid. You have to fight back in vain like before.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

I'd like to think I hurt Meatwad's self-image a little. He's a really bad poster.

[Ted the Poster]

You go ahead and think that. Maybe it'll make you feel good to think that you hurt somebody's feelings over the internet. Go out with your friends and buy them some drinks. "I think that I maybe discouraged somebody online from miles away, just because I felt like it! Drinks for everybody on me!" They'll slap you on the back, saying "Way to go, man! You tore that complete stranger a new asshole! Whooo!" Then the beautiful women will swarm toward you like flies to your mom's gash. You'll have the best night of your insipid little life. Give yourself a hand, buddy.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Meatwad's been had.

No shame in it, really. I've seen better posters taken down by subby.

[Ted the Poster]

Does he do this fairly regularly, Inc? Choosing somebody at random who he's never had any interaction with so he starts with a clear advantage, all so he can fellate his weak little ego and pretend to himself that he's big and strong?

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Don't talk to me, you hurtful person. You said I should get cancer.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Meatwad's been had.

No shame in it, really. I've seen better posters taken down by subby.

I wouldn't pick a fight with the guy. Though if he lashes out at me I'd just ban him and tell everyone he was CWM, thus tarnishing subliminal_animal's legacy, removing him from the board, and making people hate CWM more all at once.

[Ted the Poster]

Hey now, I didn't pick a fight. But I see what you mean.

[Nighthawk]

Hey guys, remember the one poster who was untouchable by subby? It was me.

[Nighthawk]

Because we're actually the same person.

 

EDIT:

 

I am about to prove it by posting three times in a row.

[Nighthawk]

See, who else would post three times in a row like this?

 

EDIT:

 

Subby is a mere amalgmyth of precepts I invented.

 

fake edit:

 

By invented, I mean stole from Incandenza.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

I don't buy/get it.

[Nighthawk]

I don't buy/get you.

 

EDIT:

 

Agent said once I go over most people's heads.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

that can happen sometimes, yes.

[Ted the Poster]

If IDRM is subliminal_animal, good job. You had me fooled pretty well.