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Guest LooneyTune

Don't spooge yourself, he's just a normal guy like you and me. Well, as normal as possible. Nice to see WWE jumble the matches around from what the order in taping was.

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Guest LooneyTune

I already forgot, but Funaki took the pinfall right? Cause if London did, I don't get having him job his first match back when he was getting some kind of a push.

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Guest LooneyTune

Not to try and think, but how are we supposed to vote for this Tough Enough garbage? Based on how well they take slams from Big Show, make out with Mae Young, and compete in Arm Wrestling? Excuse me...cough:retardedWWEdoesitagain:cough

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Guest LooneyTune
I've got a new favourite tag team.

 

They are bad, bad men.

Rikishi's Ass-Cheeks?

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Guest LooneyTune

Wow...Shannon Moore looks extra queer right now.

 

Last Year...

 

Heels: Chavo Guerrero, Shannon Moore, Nunzio

 

Faces: Spike Dudley, Billy Kidman

 

What a difference a year makes, eh?

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What is this "Akio is a movie star" shit that Josh always spews?

 

Has Yang done some films that we don't know about?

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Guest LooneyTune

It's like Al Snow's running gag of calling every jobber that stupid name of his.

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Guest LooneyTune

Is it me, or are Josh Matthews & Bill DeMott the best PBP team in WWE?

 

Lawler/Ross: Horny Old Man and Lost Old Man

Coach/Grisham: BLECH!!

Cole/Tazz: Tazz is good, but Cole is a talking disease.

Grisham/Ivory: Double BLECH! Who gave Grisham two shows?!

 

I know the latter isn't even PBP, but they still suck.

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What is this "Akio is a movie star" shit that Josh always spews?

 

Has Yang done some films that we don't know about?

It's a spoof of a bit that CZW announcer Eric Gargiulo does on their commentary, saying that Sonjay Dutt's a huge movie star back in Bollywood, India.

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Is that the first time Shannon has ever hit the Mooregasm?

He's hit it a fair amount, including in his victory last week over Akio. That brought back old 3 Count/Jung Dragons memories.

 

Shannon Moore for Cruiserweight Champ!

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Mooregasm? Please explain as I don't get Velocity.

It's a neckbreaker where Shannon does a front flip off the 2nd rope into the move. It's basically the same as the Buff Blockbuster or Hurricane's overcast.

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Luther fucking OWNED that show tonight. The southpaw strikes look awesome, his kicks are fucking disgusting. Him placing the dude on the top rope just to punch him off was great. Sweet butterfly suplex with a tight vice on the underhook. Reigns could definetly become something.

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