RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Shit... Chick: Batista, is this dress too racy? *Batista checks her out* Batista: You do anal? *next segment has Chick and Batista in bed. The chicks hair is disheveled and Batista is smoking a cig.* Chick: Wow, Dave, that was amazing. Batista: Yeah, I know. Chick: This room is so clean now! *Camera shows a spotless room, shine and all* Batista: Yeah. Quit moving around, you'll mess up the covers even more. Chick: Oh sorry. Batista: No prob, babe. Now let me stick my cock in your ass. Chick: OK! *Batista does his new "pump" entrance pose* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RHR 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 [ You're so right Randy! Is there anything I can do to thank you? You... Me... Anal? Randy: Hmm... I like that idea Trish. I'd love to. *Trish starts to unzip her pants* *Randy grabs a tube of something out of a nearby dresser* *Randy squeezes it on to his hands and smiles as Trish is bent over* Randy: There, my hands are clean. Now for the rest of this room. SPLSOOSAAYUHTH;H....COUGH...ADFHGPO....COUGH... THAT WAS SOME FUNNY FUCKING SHIT! NOW THE CHICK AT THE ONLINE SHOP IS MAD AT ME....FUCK... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 I watch the show for the sole intent of making fun of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 The Benjamin video tonight was much better than last weeks; I loved the amateur footage. They need to capitalize on him being a different person in the ring. I'd love to see a "You don't want to FUCK WITH ME" side to Benjamin where he just "turns it on" and obliterates his opponents. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted November 30, 2004 We're lucky really that WWE is pushing Benjamin period. Having the amatuer wrestling background is the "in" thing I guess, but even if he didn't have that, he's pretty good, even before he came to Smackdown as a member of Team Angle (he did several Heat appearences in the Summer-Fall of 2002). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Thrashist Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Batista is awesome now. When he first started, I was unsure of him. Gradually over the past six months, he has improved. But in the past month, he has exploded. Meanwhile, Randy Orton sucks. I'm sorry but unlike Cena, Rock, Jericho and countless other wrestlers who had great heel personas and watered down their act when they turned face, I can't really say Orton ever had much of a great heel persona to begin with. He was put in a great position in Evolution and the Foley feud, but while he was able to hold his own for a while, there was nothing I found about him particularily special. Now, he's waaay too generic and forced. At this point, they should still stay behind and invest in Orton because he does have potential. However, it's obvious that they need to change things up significantly. Unfortunately, with the exception of tonight, Orton seems to have gotten great opportunities as a face and the only guy viewed as an equal to Trips, but even that hasn't worked. Something needs to be done about his actual character. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kahran Ramsus 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 I'm just surprised that they are pushing him when his partner was the white guy. Normally I wouldn't bring race into it, but this company has been suspicious in the past. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Understandable. I like the way Benjamin is handled because it's not like he's a token black character, he's a wrestler who happens to be black. In a related story, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Benjamin has a better look than Haas I think. I don't know what it is, but when I saw them wrestling as a team, I was always more interested in Benjamin than Haas. That's not saying Haas isn't good, he just doesn't have "it" to me. He's good for a midcard role, but I think Benjamin could be a Main Eventer in the near future. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 We're lucky really that WWE is pushing Benjamin period. Wuh? Fuck that, I'll consider myself lucky when I get to see Benjamin get to use his really deep bad-ass voice and then kill a man in the middle of the ring. Benjamin has a better look than Haas I think. I don't know what it is, but when I saw them wrestling as a team, I was always more interested in Benjamin than Haas. I think it means you are gay. Gay for Benjamin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
claydude14 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Hass is pretty generic looking. Him and Matt Morgan's action figures are hard to tell apart. Short hair goatee deal. Ah well. To enjoy any WWE programming, I ususally have to be high. I wasn't for most of tonight, came back and saw the finish (tivo) and loved it. However, I wish they just totally shocked everyone and put it on Edge. For Mania move Orton-HHH to the undercard non-title, maybe even Hell in a Cell so Trips can have match of the night, then Cena can win the Rumble to face JBL while Edge defends against Jericho or Benoit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted November 30, 2004 I think it means you are gay. Gay for Benjamin. Woah, I'm not gay. I was just simply mentioning Benjamin has it, and Haas doesn't. I was in no way checking either of them out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Yeah, you're not gay, and I'm not an Orton-esque preppie wimp around girls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 I think it means you are gay. Gay for Benjamin. Woah, I'm not gay. I was just simply mentioning Benjamin has it, and Haas doesn't. I was in no way checking either of them out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 LooneyTune better exit gracefully because this isn't gettin' any less homoerotic, folks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 LooneyTune better exit gracefully because this isn't gettin' any less homoerotic, folks Yeah, I still have 2 more Evolution Members to do. ... and also write a lil parody on including the on-going Anal gag. Oh I'm SO bad! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Hey, remember that Goldberg promo? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Yeah, you're not gay, and I'm not an Orton-esque preppie wimp around girls. "Hey, young lady. You're looking quite respectable there" "Um.....thanks." "That dress covers the right amount of flesh on your body without revealing too much coverage of your breasts. It's nice, you know?" ".....yeah." "After this, what's say you and I drop by my house and turn on Fox News? I bet they're doing a coverage story on Bush tonight. Did you know I voted for him?" *Tires squeal away* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 The Goldberg promo, btw: "I admire your skill...I admire your size. But one thing I will not stand for is your mouth. You come from behind? Tonight, I stomp a hole in your ass! You come out from the back, and you show me, Sid..one-on-one, who the man is! Your ass is next!" and just for kicks http://www.ddtdigest.com/updates/sounds/1999053s001.wav Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Is it me but they are starting to Push Lita having a different mannerism. Perhaps they are gonna continue with the Kane Marriage after all and Lita has developed the Kanish Meanstreak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Is it me but they are starting to Push Lita having a different mannerism. Forgive me Rando. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Lita already looks a lot like Kane, all they have to do is give her a voice box, shave her head, and get better looking offense and she's set. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Kane must've lost his enormous breasts in the tragic fire, then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Hey Czechy, what's goin on? Um.. Hi Sally... *shifts and looks at his feet* Nothing... nothin much... just... standin here.. heh... how, how about you?? Oh not a lot, just about to head to the mall to pick up some cleaning supplies. So I guess that's because you're such a dirty guh... I mean... *shifts* yeah, cleaning supplies... yeah, that's uh, neat. Heh. Those are some nice dockers. And that polo shirt looks great on you Czech. You must shop at the gap. Speaking of the gap, I wouldn't mind sti.. yeah, it's mainly from, uh, the gap... *turns away and bites hand* (inner monologue) Just say you want anal sex with her! DO IT! So uh, Sally, hows about you and me... I.. I can't do this... oh what the hell! Sally how's about you and me fuck------king clean that mess up together! (inner monologue) *slow sarcastic clap* Braaa-haaa-voh *more slow sarcastic clapping* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 I'm amazed that Sally would call him by his TSM name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Kane is like Mr. Potato head. He can gain and lose whatever the writers want. Why did he suddenly start not having a goatee after unmasking, or why is he shaving his head in the first place? His whole body was covered in burns, except the night he raped Katie Vick in 1992 while being locked in his basement. He was burned badly enough he needed to use a voice box, but now he speaks perfectly clear english... except the huffing a puffing. The only thing he's kept is the fake eye look. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 I'M A FLAG IN JPEG THEATER!!!!!!!!!! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 Kane is like Mr. Potato head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 I'm amazed that Sally would call him by his TSM name. Yeah, me too. But that's Sally for ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 30, 2004 That edition of JPEG Theater hit a little too close to home. I do indeed shop at the Gap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
