Is there a revolution on our hands?

[Guest Fire and Knives]

There's not enough mentions of Bright Eyes to be Pitchfork.

I don't think they like Bright Eyes, actually.

 

Who does like Bright Eyes?

 

K.

They love him.

Eh, that's not so bad. They don't really love it until they get into the 8.5+ and start writing really long reviews that have nothing to do with anything. You should see what they did to Pavement and Trail of Dead.

 

K.

[Myxamatosis 0]

Anyway, we're losing focus here.

 

y2jailbait, you never disputed the claim that you sleep with dirty old men. You also never disputed that your parents are ashamed of you.

You bastard....

 

And if I do, that's my personal preference...

 

No one gets after you and Banky's teabagging fetish.

 

 

For JYSK and Banky only....

[justsoyouknow 0]

Their front page is normally nothing but updates about his upcoming two-CD release. Then they squeal like little girls.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Anyway, we're losing focus here.

 

y2jailbait, you never disputed the claim that you sleep with dirty old men. You also never disputed that your parents are ashamed of you.

You bastard....

 

And if I do, that's my personal preference...

 

No one gets after you and Banky's teabagging fetish.

 

 

For JYSK and Banky only....

I suppose this makes you the victor now, doesn't it?

[justsoyouknow 0]

  Pattern of 90% of Incandenza posts in the music folder:

 

Insert lame insult + ridiculous "pitchforkmedia-approved indie" opinion - any form of decent conversational skills = Incandenza's post!

 

1) Arcade Fire - Funeral

2) Interpol - Antics

3) Iron and Wine - Our Endless Numbered Days

4) Franz Ferdinand - Franz Ferdinand

5) Tie: Kayne West - College Dropout and Mos Def - The New Danger

6) Morrissey - You Are The Quarry

7) Viva Voce - The Heat Can Melt Your Brain

8) Pixies - Lincoln, Nebraska bootleg (come on, I'm struggling here)

9) Danger Mouse and Jemini - Ghetto Pop Life

10) Modest Mouse - Good News.......(Man, I'm gonna get burned on that one).

 

Let's see....

Arcade Fire: Pitchfork rating? 9.7

Iron and Wine: Pitchfork rating? 8.6

Franz Ferdinand: Pitchfork rating? 9.1

Kanye West: Pitchfork rating? 8.2

Mos Def: Pitchfork rating? 5.4 (you lucked out there)

Morrissey: Pitchfork rating? 8.9

Viva Voce: Pitchfork rating? 7.6

Pixies: Not on Pitchfork. OMG, you scooped Pitchfork, you scenester, you.

Danger Mouse and Jemini: 7.8

Modest Mouse: 7.9

 

You've already got that "lame insult" part down, and you're averaging a 7.32 on the Pitchfork scale. But you're not preaching that "pitchfork approved indie", not one bit. No sir.

 

Again, I suggest that you die. Theoretically.

[Myxamatosis 0]

Good albums are good album man, Pitchfork approved or not.

 

I tend to resent most Pitchfork opinion, but with those albums, it's clear throughout all music communities, magazines and critics that these were standout albums.

 

I'm still waiting for the enlightened musical selections of JSYK and Banky.

 

In the words of Issac Brock, I wouldn't my breath.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

I tend to resent most Pitchfork opinion, but with those albums, it's clear throughout all music communities, magazines and critics that these were standout albums.

 

Doesn't make it good music though.

[justsoyouknow 0]

I don't claim to be a music "expert", unlike some people. I like things for reasons other than what "online communities and critics" have to say about them.

 

Back on track.

 

Seriously. You have sex with disgusting old men.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

I'm not digusting

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Wait, I mean I'm not old.

[Myxamatosis 0]

I don't claim to be a music "expert", unlike some people.

Then what the hell am I wasting my time in here for?

 

I tend to try to communicate with people who actually have something enlightening to say.

 

Later....

[justsoyouknow 0]

I await y2jailbait's sure to be outstanding response.

 

Edit: I feel validated now.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

y2jailbait doesn't know shit about shit.

 

thread over.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Then what the hell am I wasting my time in here for?

 

I tend to try to communicate with people who actually have something enlightening to say.

 

Later....

I enjoy music that I can relate to. Just because some scenester twat says that it's good, it doesn't automatically mean that it's vastly superior to everything else. Unfortunately for you, you seem to have missed that point, because, as it turns out, you're a scenester twat.

 

Ryan Adams. The Beta Band. Elliot Smith. Bob Dylan. Elvis Costello. Jeff Buckley.

 

That's the type of music I enjoy. Music that speaks to my soul, not music that feeds my ego so that I can sit around a coffee shop with my cliche indie kid friends and talk about how the latest !!! release just didn't match up to their previous work. Please regale me with tales of Q and Not U. I'd love to hear how they match up against The Shins on a scale of indie nerdness. You have terrible taste in music because you insist on liking what you're told to like, all the while pretending to be rebellious because you "tend not to agree with Pitchfork". Don't even fucking read Pitchfork then, twat.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I like what I like based on feeling.

 

Go here for a true music site.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Goatse is a pop star? Good career transition.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I have JSYK listening to minimalist-composed music. Fabulous.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Glass?

[The Czech Republic 0]

The best album of 1975 was Wish You Were Here, you idiots

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Ghetto Pop Life came out last year.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Out of 1975:

 

#  Bob Dylan * Blood On The Tracks (Columbia)

# Patti Smith * Horses (Arista)

# Brian Eno * Another Green World (EG)

# Tom Zé * Estudando O Samba (EW)

 

10-

# Jacob Miller * Who Say Jah No Dread (Ras)

# Neu * Neu! 75 (Brain/Astralwerks)

# Max Romeo & the Upsetters * Revelation Time (Trojan)

# Pere Ubu * Datapanik In The Year Zero EP (Radar)

# Roy Harper * HQ (Science Friction)

# Neil Young * Tonight's The Night (Reprise)

# Harmonia * Deluxe (Brain)

# Fela Kuti * Confusion (Polydor)

# Cedric Im Brooks & The Divine Light * From Mento To Reggae To Third World Music (Doctor Bird)

 

9+

# Curtis Mayfield * There's No Place Like America Today (Curtom)

# Hugh Mundell * Africa Must Be Free By 1983 (Ras)

# Robert Wyatt * Ruth Is Stranger Than Richard (Virgin/Thirsty Ear)

# Lee Perry & The Upsetters * Heart Of The Dragon (Justice League)

# Pablo Moses * Revolutionary Dream (Shanachie)

# Bob Marley & the Wailers * Live! (Tuff Gong)

# Funkadelic * Let's Take It To The Stage (Westbound)

# T. Rex * Bolan's Zip Gun (Mercury)

# Fela Kuti * Expensive Shit (Editions)

# Brian Eno * Discreet Music (EG)

# Ras Michael & The Sons Of Negus * Rastafari (VP)

# Curtis Mayfield * Let's Do It Again (Curtom)

# Harold Melvin & the Blue Notes * To Be True (Philadelphia International)

# Serge Gainsbourg * Rock Around The Bunker (Philips Fr)

# Hawkwind * Warrior On The Edge Of Time (Atco)

# Al Green * Is Love (Hi)

# Tony Allen * Jealousy (P-Vine)

# Soft Machine * Bundles (See For Miles)

# Joni Mitchell * The Hissing Of Summer Lawns (Asylum)

# Pink Floyd * Wish You Were Here (Capitol)

# Dictators * Go Girl Crazy (Epic)

# Burning Spear * Marcus Garvey (Mango)

# Neil Young * Zuma (Reprise)

# Sparks * Indiscreet (Island)

# Fela Kuti * Monkey Banana (Universal)

# Lee Perry & The Upsetters * Revolution Dub (Orange Street)

# Fela Kuti * Excuse O (Universal)

# Keith Hudson * Torch Of Freedom (Atra)

# Ken Boothe * Everything I Own: The Best Of Ken Boothe 1968-75 (Trojan)

# The Ethiopians * Train To Skaville Anthology 1966-75 (Trojan)

# Denzel Dennis * Me Nah WorryThe Anthology 1963-75 (Trojan/Sanctuary)

 

9

# The Meters * Fire On The Bayou (Reprise)

# Robert Fripp & Brian Eno * Evening Star (EG)

# Van Dyke Parks * Clang of the Yankee Reaper (Reprise)

# Queen * A Night At The Opera (Elektra)

# Roxy Music * Siren (Atco)

# Steely Dan * Katy Lied (MCA)

# Bob Dylan * Desire (Columbia)

# Kilburn & The High Roads * Handsome (Dawn/Castle)

# The Isley Brothers * The Heat Is On (T-Neck)

# Alice Cooper * Welcome To My Nightmare (WB/Rhino)

# Frank Zappa & Captain Beefheart * Bongo Fury (Rykodisc)

# Susan Cadogan * Hurt So Good (Trojan)

# Alex Chilton * Bach's Bottom (Razor & Tie)

# John Cale * Slow Dazzle (Island)

# ZZ Top * Fandango (London)

# Bob Dylan * The Basement Tapes (Columbia)

# David Bowie * Young Americans (RCA/Virgin)

# The Sensational Alex Harvey Band * Tomorrow Belongs To Me (Mercury)

# Fela Kuti * Everything Scatter (Universal)

# Fela Kuti * Noise For Vendor Mouth (Universal)

# Thin Lizzy * Fighting (Vertigo/Phonogram)

# Jimmy Cliff * Brave Warrior (Island)

# Kiss * Dressed To Kill (Casablanca/Mercury)

 

9-

# Be Bop Deluxe * Futurama (Harvest)

# The Residents * Present the Third Reich 'n' Roll (Ralph)

# Ducks Deluxe * Taxi To The Terminal Zone (RCA)

# Stooges * I'm Sick Of You EP (Revenge)

# John Cale * Helen Of Troy (Island)

# Electric Eels * Having A Philosophical Investigation With The Electric Eels (Tinnitus)

# Aerosmith * Toys In The Attic (Columbia)

# Rod Stewart * Atlantic Crossing (WB)

# Led Zeppelin * Physical Graffiti (Atlantic)

 

8+

# Bruce Springsteen * Born To Run (Columbia)

# Scorpions * In Trance (RCA)

# John Lennon * Rock 'n' Roll (Apple)

# Parliament * Chocolate City (Casablanca)

# Tom Waits * Nighthawks At The Diner (Elektra)

 

8

# Motorhead * On Parole (Cleopatra)

# Lou Reed * Metal Machine Music (RCA)

 

I like Neil Young's Tonight's the Night the most, with Brian Eno's Another Green World a close second.

 

EDIT: I took this list from here, by the way.

[Dr. Tom 0]

The best album of 1975 was Wish You Were Here, you idiots

# Aerosmith * Toys In The Attic (Columbia)

[The Czech Republic 0]

Wrong. Wish You Were Here.

[ArkhamGlobe 0]

No, Inc is right. Tonight's the Night. I also have Blood on the Tracks and Slow Dazzle as my runners-up.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I like Bongo Fury best on that list, but there's a lot I haven't heard there. Neu! interests me for some reason, I think.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Blood on the Tracks is going to have to get my vote.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Is y2jailbait going to respond to my flame or what.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

We all hope so.

[Nighthawk 0]

By the way, Horses was probably the best of those albums. I don't really approve of this thread, though.

[Guest Mosaicv2]

By the way, Horses was probably the best of those albums. I don't really approve of this thread, though.

Excuse me we'll I masterbate