Kotzenjunge's birthday isn't until tomorrow.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Ignore that other thread.

 

EDIT: Consider this to be the official Kotzenjunge birthday thread.

Edited December 6, 2004 by Incandenza

[Guest Shutterspeed]

If you're a yank, maybe.

 

Just wait a few hours.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

No one cares what you think.

[Guest Shutterspeed]

What do I think, you fool?

[Art Sandusky 0]

Guys, stop fighting over me.

[Nighthawk 0]

I wore a sweater today in your honor, Patrick.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

I watched Street Fighter for Kylie, Kotz. You better damn well appreciate that.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

XXI is fired up.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Have a good one.

[The Czech Republic 0]

My birthday isn't until Friday.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Hey Patrick, did you know that a Dramamine overdose also produces a disassociative effect?

[Art Sandusky 0]

NO MORE MEDICINE

 

Hey, someone start a real birthday thread. People might keep thinking that my birthday is always tomorrow.

[Guest Shutterspeed]

disassociative

That isn't a word.

 

But this is a thread.

[The Czech Republic 0]

disassociative and dissociative can both be used, I think that's what AoO said

[Guest Shutterspeed]

I don't think so.

[Art Sandusky 0]

WHAT IS THE POINT OF BEING 21 IF YOU DON'T CARD ME AT THE LIQUOR STORE???

[Nighthawk 0]

See if they'll card you at the gay bar.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I was told recently that I could pass for 20; used to be I could pass for 18.

 

Such is life when you get older.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Happy Birthday, Spoon-Fed. I'll send you some more music once I catch your cocked ass online.

[Nighthawk 0]

Cocked ass... ha ha ha.

[Zack Malibu 0]

If anyone was going to pick up on that, I'm glad it was you.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Son of a bitch.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

It's 4:30 in the morning. If Patrick is awake and coherent enough to type, I'll be amazed.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I actually was, just barely, I think. It really depends on when you posted that (board clock is beyond off for me). I remember my watch beeping for 4 while I was angrily typing a response to some bitch's boyfriend on her LiveJournal. He took offense, it would seem, to me telling her she needed to come to my party.

 

(where the exchange picks up is where she's just called me an old man with a beard)

 

I WILL KICK YOUR ASS YOU EVIL WENCH

 

Speaking of your ass (and who doesn't like doing that), it needs to come out to the beach tonight. I just bought a half-gallon of Smirnoff (raspberry-flavored!) and there'll be other shit too. UNWIND!

 

His reply:

not fucking interested

 

I'm now hammered at about 4am:

Nigga I will kick your ass don't fuck with me right now I didn't ask if your ass was fuckin interested so backdafuckui asshoel

 

And I didn't yak. I'm so proud of myself, although I almost did when my friends took my vulnerability after falling to the floor of their porch in laughter to "anoint" me with several shaken-up beers shortly after my final shot.

[Guest Nanks]

Ummm, was that post dealing with two male friends of yours making threats/offers to each other regarding one anothers arses if they would or wouldn't come out drinking???

 

I may be misinterpreting your drunken posting due to my own similar condition, but that all seemed rather homoerotic.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I had told the dude's girlfriend to come out to my 21st shindig. Not like I could invite him also, he's 120 miles away.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

What do you think of DXM after the fact?

[Nighthawk 0]

Do the DXM with DMX.

[Art Sandusky 0]

What do you think of DXM after the fact?

It was certainly the most fucked up I've ever been, but I don't think I'll ever do it again. A buddy of mine whose drug use possibly rivals yours (he's got a few years on you though) said this: "A good rule to follow about drugs is that if they're legal, it's a really bad idea to do a lot of it, not to mention really bad for you."

[Guest Vitamin X]

I'm now hammered at about 4am:

Nigga I will kick your ass don't fuck with me right now I didn't ask if your ass was fuckin interested so backdafuckui asshoel

Holy shit. Best drunken post ever. Maybe it's because I'm high, but fuck that made me laugh. That's going in the sig.