What should I drink tonight?

[1234-5678 0]

I won't tell. The point is, the difference between me and someone who thinks they are too cool for the messageboard is.............I really am too cool for the messageboard.

 

Prove this.

You cannot prove the existence of such an enigma.

[Nighthawk 0]

You could have proven it by never posting again, but now it's too late.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

No, it's still possible!

[1234-5678 0]

I couldn't possiby deny you guys the pleasure of reading my posting superiority.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

the problem is, you're just too good, and really it's hurting the quality of the board, because nobody can be bothered to raise their game. They already know they aren't good enough.

 

So, for the collective good of the SmartMarks community, I ask...nay...I BEG you to leave the board so that we all may prosper by feeling better about ourselves.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

the problem is...

 

See? TYPOS! I never used to do that, but now I've just lost the will to succeed because I know I can't measure up. Please, you're killing us here, just go. For our sake

[1234-5678 0]

So, for the collective good of the SmartMarks community, I ask...nay...I BEG you to leave the board so that we all may prosper by feeling better about ourselves.

No. I want you to feel bad about yourself.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Beer is so terrible.

[Guest Nanks]

Stop it.

[Art Sandusky 0]

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Kotz, you're embarassing yourself.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

JAXL, Jim Morrisson is swell and all, but the clips in your avatar just slow things up so badly...

[Art Sandusky 0]

Fuck all'a y'all, I drink my sugar-flavored alcohol and enjoy it.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

It's not suprising in the least, but still...Smirnoff Ice? What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Nighthawk 0]

I drink Coronas when I'm in public, but feel no effect.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

 

I see no problem in actually enjoying the taste of something alcoholic.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

The problem is the taste that you're enjoying. It's all about:

 

Lemonhart Rum - Coke

 

Jack Daniels - Coke

 

Rye - CPlus orange.

 

Oh and the dark ale that my pal home brews.

[1234-5678 0]

Favorite Mixed Drinks:

 

1. Irish Whiskey and Coke

2. Vodka and Red Bull

3. Kamikaze

 

Favorite Beers:

1. Dos Equis

2. Bud Light

3. Molson XXX

[1234-5678 0]

Holy shit. Being a "man" and drinking that stuff denotes a definite lack of penis.

[Mystery Eskimo 0]

Don't drink the lager. Timothy Taylor is where its at, my friends.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Beer is useless foamy piss.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Lamerades are better because they get stupid girls lit.

 

Of all the things I do, getting frequently severely drunk isn't among them. I'll drink decent or better hard liquor once in a while, or moonshine if I can find some from hillbillies that know what they're doing.

[MrRant 0]

Doesn't that just involve looking for an explosion sometime aroud 10PM?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

No, that probably means the cops found it.

[MrRant 0]

Huh. I always assumed seeing a bathtub flying through the night sky meant you found a good batch.

 

At least up here in the redneck areas of Washington.

[1234-5678 0]

Beer is useless foamy piss.

I was at a keg/tattoo party last night, and the jerkoffs had a keg of Budweiser. End result? A bastard of a headache and the runs.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Holy shit. Being a "man" and drinking that stuff denotes a definite lack of penis.

I suppose that penis would rematerialize if I spent all of my time trying to reaffirm my own masculinity.

[Nighthawk 0]

Or you could have posted a picture of it.

 

I know Kotzy is all man, though.

[1234-5678 0]

Holy shit. Being a "man" and drinking that stuff denotes a definite lack of penis.

I suppose that penis would rematerialize if I spent all of my time trying to reaffirm my own masculinity.

Exactly. Drink a pint of Guiness and put a cigar out on your tongue, and you'll be back in business.