1234-5678 Posted December 16, 2004 Author Report Posted December 16, 2004 I won't tell. The point is, the difference between me and someone who thinks they are too cool for the messageboard is.............I really am too cool for the messageboard. Prove this. You cannot prove the existence of such an enigma.
Nighthawk Posted December 16, 2004 Report Posted December 16, 2004 You could have proven it by never posting again, but now it's too late.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted December 16, 2004 Report Posted December 16, 2004 No, it's still possible!
1234-5678 Posted December 16, 2004 Author Report Posted December 16, 2004 I couldn't possiby deny you guys the pleasure of reading my posting superiority.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted December 16, 2004 Report Posted December 16, 2004 the problem is, you're just too good, and really it's hurting the quality of the board, because nobody can be bothered to raise their game. They already know they aren't good enough. So, for the collective good of the SmartMarks community, I ask...nay...I BEG you to leave the board so that we all may prosper by feeling better about ourselves.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted December 16, 2004 Report Posted December 16, 2004 the problem is... See? TYPOS! I never used to do that, but now I've just lost the will to succeed because I know I can't measure up. Please, you're killing us here, just go. For our sake
1234-5678 Posted December 16, 2004 Author Report Posted December 16, 2004 So, for the collective good of the SmartMarks community, I ask...nay...I BEG you to leave the board so that we all may prosper by feeling better about ourselves. No. I want you to feel bad about yourself.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted December 17, 2004 Report Posted December 17, 2004 Kotz, you're embarassing yourself.
Murmuring Beast Posted December 17, 2004 Report Posted December 17, 2004 JAXL, Jim Morrisson is swell and all, but the clips in your avatar just slow things up so badly...
Art Sandusky Posted December 17, 2004 Report Posted December 17, 2004 Fuck all'a y'all, I drink my sugar-flavored alcohol and enjoy it.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted December 17, 2004 Report Posted December 17, 2004 It's not suprising in the least, but still...Smirnoff Ice? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Nighthawk Posted December 17, 2004 Report Posted December 17, 2004 I drink Coronas when I'm in public, but feel no effect.
Art Sandusky Posted December 17, 2004 Report Posted December 17, 2004 I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I see no problem in actually enjoying the taste of something alcoholic.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted December 17, 2004 Report Posted December 17, 2004 The problem is the taste that you're enjoying. It's all about: Lemonhart Rum - Coke Jack Daniels - Coke Rye - CPlus orange. Oh and the dark ale that my pal home brews.
1234-5678 Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Posted December 17, 2004 Favorite Mixed Drinks: 1. Irish Whiskey and Coke 2. Vodka and Red Bull 3. Kamikaze Favorite Beers: 1. Dos Equis 2. Bud Light 3. Molson XXX
1234-5678 Posted December 18, 2004 Author Report Posted December 18, 2004 Holy shit. Being a "man" and drinking that stuff denotes a definite lack of penis.
Mystery Eskimo Posted December 19, 2004 Report Posted December 19, 2004 Don't drink the lager. Timothy Taylor is where its at, my friends.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted December 19, 2004 Report Posted December 19, 2004 Beer is useless foamy piss.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted December 19, 2004 Report Posted December 19, 2004 Lamerades are better because they get stupid girls lit. Of all the things I do, getting frequently severely drunk isn't among them. I'll drink decent or better hard liquor once in a while, or moonshine if I can find some from hillbillies that know what they're doing.
MrRant Posted December 19, 2004 Report Posted December 19, 2004 Doesn't that just involve looking for an explosion sometime aroud 10PM?
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted December 19, 2004 Report Posted December 19, 2004 No, that probably means the cops found it.
MrRant Posted December 19, 2004 Report Posted December 19, 2004 Huh. I always assumed seeing a bathtub flying through the night sky meant you found a good batch. At least up here in the redneck areas of Washington.
1234-5678 Posted December 19, 2004 Author Report Posted December 19, 2004 Beer is useless foamy piss. I was at a keg/tattoo party last night, and the jerkoffs had a keg of Budweiser. End result? A bastard of a headache and the runs.
Art Sandusky Posted December 20, 2004 Report Posted December 20, 2004 Holy shit. Being a "man" and drinking that stuff denotes a definite lack of penis. I suppose that penis would rematerialize if I spent all of my time trying to reaffirm my own masculinity.
Nighthawk Posted December 20, 2004 Report Posted December 20, 2004 Or you could have posted a picture of it. I know Kotzy is all man, though.
1234-5678 Posted December 20, 2004 Author Report Posted December 20, 2004 Holy shit. Being a "man" and drinking that stuff denotes a definite lack of penis. I suppose that penis would rematerialize if I spent all of my time trying to reaffirm my own masculinity. Exactly. Drink a pint of Guiness and put a cigar out on your tongue, and you'll be back in business.
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