JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2004 So I guess the woman's match goes about 5 minutes, 10 minutes for the Handicap match and a promo/package for 4 Way gets 4 minutes, Enterances burn up 5-8 minutes. That gives us a 35 minute Main event. Cripes, JBL and Booker in 35 minute match? God hates us. Eddy can't bump that much to entertain us. I predict JBL blades gallons tonight with Eddy not far behind. Booker will take a last ride through a table, Eddy will miss a froggie on JBL on the Spanish table. and they do the suggested finish I did early in the thread with the CFH Chairshot via Last ride finish. We still have Spike vs. Funaki too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tjhe CyNick Report post Posted December 13, 2004 From what I read about the new title, it sounds like they are trying to copy the G-Unit chain that Young Buck always wears. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2004 So I guess the woman's match goes about 5 minutes, 10 minutes for the Handicap match and a promo/package for 4 Way gets 4 minutes, Enterances burn up 5-8 minutes. That gives us a 35 minute Main event. You forgot the Cruiserweight Title match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exslade ZX 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2004 Big Show match before CW title. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BorneAgain 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2004 Cripes, JBL and Booker in 35 minute match? God hates us. I'm more worried about Taker in a 35 minute match than Booker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2004 "Dawn Marie vs. Jackie is up next. They sure seemed to be telegraphing an angle beforehand. Dawn pinned Jackie using the tights right in front of Charlie. Charlie then admitted he was having an affair, called off the engagement, pretended to ask Dawn to marry him but then called Dawn a slut and said he'd never marry either of them. Match wasn't important, but it did suck. Big Show vs. Team Angle is next. Big Show and Joy Giovanni are continuing their affair. Somebody needs to save this show. It's really bad at this point." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2004 ...who would have ever thought that FUNAKI of all people would be THIS high up on a card. O_o Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted December 13, 2004 Charlie Haas turns heel... then turns back to face... then turns tweener? Is that a record or something for a span of 2 minutes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2004 Charlie Haas turns heel... then turns back to face... then turns tweener? Is that a record or something for a span of 2 minutes? Maybe Dawn and Jackie will start to dyke out and form a PMS type group to get revenge on Charlie or something. Who fucking knows. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2004 I'm guessing that Haas and Hardcore become a tag team, seeing that Gunn is no longer around for Hardcore to team with. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Shadow Behind You Report post Posted December 13, 2004 Cripes, JBL and Booker in 35 minute match? God hates us. I'm more worried about Taker in a 35 minute match than Booker. 'Taker has gone 35 minutes on a few occasions. Booker hasn't and I don't think he is the worker capable of it. Yes I did forget the Highly ancipated Spike/Funaki match...hopefully so did WWE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted December 13, 2004 The possibility of Funaki winning the CW Title is the only reason anyone cares I bet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2004 Cripes, JBL and Booker in 35 minute match? God hates us. I'm more worried about Taker in a 35 minute match than Booker. 'Taker has gone 35 minutes on a few occasions. Booker hasn't and I don't think he is the worker capable of it. Yes I did forget the Highly ancipated Spike/Funaki match...hopefully so did WWE. Oh, you know you'd mark out if you heard that Funaki was the new Cruiserweight Champion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2004 Hopefully Haas just goes on and we all pretend this angle never happened... Or Haas at Royal Rumble loses to them in a handicap match. Yeah, that's probably more likely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2004 Was that Charlie Haas thing really as fucked up as it sounds? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2004 Hopefully Haas just goes on and we all pretend this angle never happened... Or Haas at Royal Rumble loses to them in a handicap match. Yeah, that's probably more likely. Nah, not at the Rumble. They'll slow-burn it to happen at WrestleMania 21. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Shadow Behind You Report post Posted December 13, 2004 No I wouldn't. Funaki is so over-rated it's not funny considering Kidman, London, Akio, Chavo got shoved onto heat duty. It's hardly an improvement over Spike. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BHK 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2004 Cripes, JBL and Booker in 35 minute match? God hates us. I'm more worried about Taker in a 35 minute match than Booker. 'Taker has gone 35 minutes on a few occasions. Booker hasn't and I don't think he is the worker capable of it. Yes I did forget the Highly ancipated Spike/Funaki match...hopefully so did WWE. Oh, you know you'd mark out if you heard that Funaki was the new Cruiserweight Champion. Indeed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BorneAgain 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2004 Cripes, JBL and Booker in 35 minute match? God hates us. I'm more worried about Taker in a 35 minute match than Booker. 'Taker has gone 35 minutes on a few occasions. Booker hasn't and I don't think he is the worker capable of it. Hopefully both of them can make it, cause that's only the only way this main event will be watchable. I don't know if Eddy can carry the whole match himself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2004 Hopefully Haas just goes on and we all pretend this angle never happened... Or Haas at Royal Rumble loses to them in a handicap match. Yeah, that's probably more likely. Nah, not at the Rumble. They'll slow-burn it to happen at WrestleMania 21. Of course! What was I thinking? Haas could face two diva seach rejects at Royal Rumble for practice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted December 13, 2004 Wrestlemania Money Feud: Charlie Haas vs. a Returning Jacqueline. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Shadow Behind You Report post Posted December 13, 2004 Cripes, JBL and Booker in 35 minute match? God hates us. I'm more worried about Taker in a 35 minute match than Booker. 'Taker has gone 35 minutes on a few occasions. Booker hasn't and I don't think he is the worker capable of it. Hopefully both of them can make it, cause that's only the only way this main event will be watchable. Eddy is in the match. The match being anything decent rests on his acne scarred shoulders. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2004 Wrestlemania Money Feud: Charlie Haas vs. a Returning Jacqueline. Or Interpromotional Match... Charlie Haas vs. My Signature Girl. ^^ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Garth 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2004 Show wins with the F-5. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted December 13, 2004 Special Fatal 4-Way Match added to Armageddon: Al Snow vs. Avatar vs. Leif Cassidy vs. Shinobi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BorneAgain 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2004 Cripes, JBL and Booker in 35 minute match? God hates us. I'm more worried about Taker in a 35 minute match than Booker. 'Taker has gone 35 minutes on a few occasions. Booker hasn't and I don't think he is the worker capable of it. Hopefully both of them can make it, cause that's only the only way this main event will be watchable. Eddy is in the match. The match being anything decent rests on his acne scarred shoulders. One can only hope. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook_Theta Report post Posted December 13, 2004 I know I'm stupid to hope that booking has realized that Funaki winning the belts then put into a program with Akio/London would be better than Spike vs Akio/London. Then again I would personally take Spike bumping all over the place than Funaki. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 13, 2004 Show wins with the F-5. ...OK, maybe Lesnar ISN'T coming back. Just curious, who did he pin? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted December 13, 2004 Show wins with the Broswer Refresh? I was hoping Billy Kidman would do it for Brock stealing his finisher and fucking up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
