OAO Armageddon Thread.

[SuperJerk 0]

You think you weren't?

Nope. He insulted me, so I insulted him back. He can dish it out, but he can't take it.

 

Have those of you criticizing me honestly read the entire conversation? I asked a question about why he thought the segments fro over a year ago were gay, and flies off the handle and starts attacking me.

 

Its pretty obvious he was aggressor in all of this was. I'm just defending myself after being attacked.

[Guest LooneyTune]

London deserves being on Smackdown period. The guy is having good matches every week on Velocity. Kidman isn't too bad, but his heel-ness needs work.

[AndrewTS 0]

Funaki winning the title is only a bright spot because it likely means he's a transition holder for Kidman.

This is a good thing how?

 

Oh joy! More boring, shitty Kidman matches will be the only parts of the CW division that gets exposure! Can't wait!

 

that would in turn mean London and Chavo get bigger programs.

 

London/Kidman was off the hook the other night. It deserves a bigger audience.

Fair enough; it's just that Kidman as the division's top heel is still pathetic, even if they at least have programs set up for him.

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

Nunzio *should* be a top heel; or even Knoble who was sent packing.

 

Kidman is still better then Spike. Kidman is at least a proven CW with a track history of very good matches.

 

spike has never had a good CW match. ever.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Spike shouldn't be allowed in the Cruiserweight Division. Just because he is 70 pounds doesn't make him a cruiserweight. It makes him a skinny bastard who's claim to fame is being able to dump.

 

Edit: I mean bump. Hard paying attention to South Park and this.

[Precious Roy 0]

http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/tyedyes/2888573kiss.jpg

 

Angle's booking indeed sucked after Mania 03, with the exception of the match at SummerSlam. Really he's only been booked well as a heel, back in 2000 and in 02/03 with the SDVI and then Team Angle.

 

EDIT* the Austin/McMahon stuff in 01 was good, though he should have been pushed harder in the ring, and given a longer reign from Austin.

[SuperJerk 0]

http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/tyedyes/2888573kiss.jpg

 

Angle's booking indeed sucked after Mania 03, with the exception of the match at SummerSlam. Really he's only been booked well as a heel, back in 2000 and in 02/03 with the SDVI and then Team Angle.

Two points:

 

(1) I have no idea where that picture came from. If that was actually on TV during the summer of 2003, and is actually them kissing, then I completely misjudged the Angle/Lesnar situation.

 

(2) My initial insistance that Angle was booked strong in summer of 2003 was referring to the actual booking (the planning of what matches will take place and how the matches themselves will unfold), not the pretaped segments that lead up to Brock's heel turn.

[Guest LooneyTune]

 

Here's the picture if anyone else has a computer that hates angelfire.

[SuperJerk 0]

Anyone else know what its like to argue against something for an hour, then suddenly be proven wrong?

 

 

 

 

I still think the point LooneyTune made about the milk being gay was retarded, though...

[Slickster 0]

That picture of Angle + Brock kissing was from after-the-show footage that made its way online.

 

That was done to mess around with the crowd after the ME of a SD! in July 2003.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Anyone else know what its like to argue against something for an hour, then suddenly be proven wrong?

 

 

 

 

I still think the point LooneyTune made about the milk being gay was retarded, though...

Actually Shadow pointed out the milk. I just agreed with it.

[Slickster 0]

Y2Jerk's argument is not entirely without merit; that picture was taken out of context.

[Just call me Dan 0]

That picture of Angle + Brock kissing was from after-the-show footage that made its way online.

 

That was done to mess around with the crowd after the ME of a SD! in July 2003.

Explain. Mess around with the fans?????

[Guest LooneyTune]

They must've messed around with the fans a lot, considering they did it every night during House Shows.

[Guest uyaljg]

Milk = Jizz.

 

Why is that so hard to understand? It's used on porn sites, to give the image of jizz on bitches.

 

And let me tell you something else...it works.

[Slickster 0]

That picture of Angle + Brock kissing was from after-the-show footage that made its way online.

 

That was done to mess around with the crowd after the ME of a SD! in July 2003.

Explain. Mess around with the fans?????

Eh, it's my understanding that they do unusual or funny shit when the cameras are turned off, like how in 10/03 Taker and Brock actually had a WWE Title match after the SD! before No Mercy went off the air. This is different, obviously, but if you want me to break down what happened I will.

 

IIRC, Angle and Brock were raising each others hands and posing for the fans. Then, Brock went up to Kurt and kissed him (see picture). Kurt stood there selling the kiss as a WTF? moment, then Brock pantomimed like he was just kidding around. Kurt shook his head and went to hug Brock, then Brock did a crotch-bump-type-thing to Kurt, which prompted Kurt to leave and head toward the ramp. Brock pantomimed 'What?' at Kurt as he went up the ramp.

 

Bottom line, it wasn't made out to be 'OMG KURT N BROCK R LOVERZ' so much as Brock goofing around.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I only read until Page 15. Wrestling fans' obsession with things being homosexual is really grating.

[Just call me Dan 0]

Milk = Jizz.

 

Why is that so hard to understand? It's used on porn sites, to give the image of jizz on bitches.

 

And let me tell you something else...it works.

WTF?

 

IIRC, Angle and Brock were raising each others hands and posing for the fans. Then, Brock went up to Kurt and kissed him (see picture). Kurt stood there selling the kiss as a WTF? moment, then Brock pantomimed like he was just kidding around. Kurt shook his head and went to hug Brock, then Brock did a crotch-bump-type-thing to Kurt, which prompted Kurt to leave and head toward the ramp. Brock pantomimed 'What?' at Kurt as he went up the ramp.

 

Bottom line, it wasn't made out to be 'OMG KURT N BROCK R LOVERZ' so much as Brock goofing around.

 

Thanks. I know that off beat happenings go on when shows are over, but my main question was about whether or not they were involved in this together or one was messing around with the other.

[Guest LooneyTune]

No wonder Brock Lesnar wanted to quick... that smells too much like something Vince would want to see happen.

[Guest uyaljg]

Milk = Jizz.

 

Why is that so hard to understand? It's used on porn sites, to give the image of jizz on bitches.

 

And let me tell you something else...it works.

WTF?

Milk is white and is a liquid. Jizz/cum/man juice is white-ish and is also a liquid.

 

Understand?

[TheDevilAndGodAreRagingInsideMe 0]

I was at a SmackDown (I wasn't watching the product at the time, and haven't in a few years so I don't remember exactly when it was) a while back and post-show Lesnar had a title match with I think Bob Hardcore Holly.

[Just call me Dan 0]

Milk = Jizz.

 

Why is that so hard to understand? It's used on porn sites, to give the image of jizz on bitches.

 

And let me tell you something else...it works.

WTF?

Milk is white and is a liquid. Jizz/cum/man juice is white-ish and is also a liquid.

 

Understand?

Oh, I understood the 1st time. The comment, though, came out of left field to me. I don't ever remember mentioning milk and/or it being used in Angle/Lesnar backstage happenings.

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

There was a segment backstage; shortly after Angle returned where Angle and Brock were walking backstage and entered the dining room and Angle was carrying a Gallon Jug of Milk and drinking out of it; Brock tried to take it but Kurt said no and Brock kept reaching for it and finally got it and gulped it down and Kurt stole it back and took a "bigger" gulp.

[Slickster 0]

Sometimes a gallon of milk is just a gallon of milk.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Chugging a whole gallon of milk isn't the brightest thing in the world either.

[Guest hhheld_down]

so jbl retains eh... well its just another beautiful day in america, looks like crap outside to me though Meh I do like JBL's character and its going to be pretty damn big when he loses that title. Long live the big gay texan!!

[MARTYEWR 0]

You know, when I first saw "FUNAKI! FUNAKI! FUNAKI!" here and after seeing Scott Keith's statement about Funaki "realizing his dream", I thought for a second he was inserted into the main event at the last minute and won. Of course, it wouldn't shock me if they did that, either.

[SuperJerk 0]

Chugging a whole gallon of milk isn't the brightest thing in the world either.

I consider milk to be a metaphor for titties, thank you.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

FUNAKI WON! SUSHI AND SAKE FOR EVERYONE... damn that was so stereotyopical... bah... WHO CARES?! FUNAKI WON!

[BHK 0]

You know, when I first saw "FUNAKI! FUNAKI! FUNAKI!" here and after seeing Scott Keith's statement about Funaki "realizing his dream", I thought for a second he was inserted into the main event at the last minute and won. Of course, it wouldn't shock me if they did that, either.

best. markout. moment. ever.