kkk NFL Pick 'em Week 15

[Lightning Flik]

Bah... Another loss for me this week.

 

Wonderful. Lose that overall lead Flik. Awesome stuff... I'm a fucking moron lately.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Hey, it's alright. I'm on a late season slide as well, unless my picks can make a major comeback. I'm down 2-3 right now with 4 games left to go.

[Lightning Flik]

OMG IF OAKLAND WINS BY 3 I BEAT CAROLINA! I CAN STILL WIN! I THOUGHT I WAS ROYALLY FUCKED!

 

GO OAKLAND GO YOU BASTARDS!

[Guest Vitamin X]

Hey, just like the actual game yesterday, Flik?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

OMG IF OAKLAND WINS BY 3 I BEAT CAROLINA! I CAN STILL WIN! I THOUGHT I WAS ROYALLY FUCKED!

 

GO OAKLAND GO YOU BASTARDS!

settle down, fucker.

[Cartman]

I win! The division is MINE! MUAHAHAAAAAAAAA!

[Lightning Flik]

Hey, just like the actual game yesterday, Flik?

Yes, yes indeed.

 

OMG IF OAKLAND WINS BY 3 I BEAT CAROLINA! I CAN STILL WIN! I THOUGHT I WAS ROYALLY FUCKED!

 

GO OAKLAND GO YOU BASTARDS!

settle down, fucker.

Uh, no. I won't settle down. GO OAKLAND GO!!!

 

[Bored]

Looks like I'll hold on to the best record in the horrible AFC but I'm not even sure I've clinched a playoff spot yet.

[CanadianChris]

Hard to believe that I've matched the record of the real-life Broncos, given I was a game under .500 three weeks ago.

[sfaJack]

If I'm reading this correctly, I have won this week and can clinch the division with a win next week.

 

Totally amazing, considering my PF total is second or third WORST in the whole league.

[kkktookmybabyaway]

Final Results...

 

N.Y. Giants (Cartman 8-6) d Pittsburgh (Tyler 7-7) 7-6

PIT: XXX/XXX/XXX/BUF/DAL/CHI/GB/MIN/CLE/NYJ/NO/STL/DEN/OAK/BAL/MIA/24 (pm)

NYG: PIT/WAS/ATL/BUF/DAL/HOU/GB/DET/SD/NYJ/TB/STL/DEN/TEN/BAL/NE/20

DIFF: X/WAS, CHI/HOU, MIN/DET, CLE/SD, NO/TB, OAK/TEN, MIA/NE, 24/20

 

San Francisco (Agent Bond 8-6) d Washington (Human Fly 3-11) 10-7

WAS: X/XXX/XXX/CIN/PHI/CHI/GB/DET/CLE/NYJ/TB/AZ/KC/OAK/IND/MIA/17 (ep)

SF: PIT/WAS/ATL/BUF/PHI/HOU/GB/DET/SD/NYJ/TB/STL/KC/OAK/IND/NE/26

DIFF: X/WAS, CIN/BUF, CHI/HOU, CLE/SD, AZ/STL, MIA/NE, 17/26

 

Atlanta (Flik 11-3) d Carolina (fazzle 3-10-1) 6-6 + TB (32-34=2/21-31=10)

CAR: PIT/SF/CAR/BUF/PHI/HOU/GB/DET/SD/SEA/TB/STL/DEN/TEN/IND/NE/21

ATL: PIT/X/ATL/BUF/DAL/HOU/GB/MIN/CLE/NYJ/TB/STL/DEN/OAK/IND/NE/32 (pm)

DIFF: CAR/ATL, PHI/DAL, DET/MIN, SD/CLE, SEA/NYJ, TEN/OAK, 21/32

 

Buffalo (Bob Barron 8-6) d Cincinnati (Swift Terror 7-7) 8-5

BUF: NYG/WAS/ATL/BUF/PHI/HOU/GB/MIN/SD/NYJ/NO/STL/DEN/TEN/IND/NE/

CIN: NYG/SF/ATL/CIN/PHI/CHI/GB/MIN/SD/NYJ/TB/STL/DEN/TEN/IND/MIA/27 (pm)

DIFF: WAS/SF, BUF/CIN, HOU/CHI, NO/TB, NE/MIA

 

Dallas (BX 6-8) d Philadelphia (MD2020 5-9) 9-7

DAL: XX/XXX/XXX/CIN/DAL/CHI/GB/DET/CLE/NYJ/TB/AZ/KC/OAK/IND/MIA/ (ep)

PHI: PIT/WAS/ATL/CIN/PHI/HOU/GB/MIN/SD/NYJ/NO/STL/KC/TEN/IND/NE/24

DIFF: X/WAS, DAL/PHI, CHI/HOU, DET/MIN, CLE/SD, TB/NO, AZ/STL, OAK/TEN, MIA/NE, /24

 

Houston (Bored 9-5) d Chicago (Agent of Oblivion 7-7) 9-6

HOU: PIT/WAS/ATL/CIN/PHI/CHI/JAX/DET/CLE/NYJ/NO/AZ/DEN/TEN/BAL/NE/20

CHI: PIT/SF/ATL/CIN/PHI/HOU/GB/MIN/SD/NYJ/TB/STL/DEN/TEN/IND/NE/24

DIFF: WAS/SF, CHI/HOU, JAX/GB, DET/MIN, CLE/SD, NO/TB, AZ/STL, BAL/IND, 20/24

 

Green Bay (V-X 10-4) d Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 4-10) 8-8 + TB (20-25=5/20-28=8)

JAX: PIT/WAS/CAR/CIN/PHI/HOU/JAX/MIN/SD/NYJ/TB/STL/KC/OAK/IND/NE/20 (pm)

GB: PIT/WAS/CAR/BUF/PHI/HOU/GB/DET/CLE/SEA/NO/STL/DEN/OAK/BAL/MIA/20 (pm)

DIFF: CIN/BUF, JAX/GB, MIN/DET, SD/CLE, NYJ/SEA, TB/NO, KC/DEN, IND/BAL, NE/MIA

 

Minnesota (LaParka Marka 7-7) d Detroit (Bravesfan 8-6) 10-9

MIN: PIT/WAS/CAR/BUF/PHI/HOU/JAX/MIN/SD/SEA/NO/AZ/KC/TEN/IND/NE/28

DET: NYG/SF/CAR/CIN/DAL/HOU/GB/MIN/SD/NYJ/TB/STL/KC/OAK/IND/NE/19

DIFF: PIT/NYG, WAS/SF, BUF/CIN, PHI/DAL, JAX/GB, SEA/NYJ, NO/TB, AZ/STL, TEN/OAK

 

Cleveland (SFA Jack 8-6) d San Diego (Slasher Flik 7-7) 10-6

SD: PIT/WAS/ATL/CIN/PHI/HOU/GB/MIN/SD/NYJ/NO/STL/DEN/OAK/BAL/NE/41 (pm)

CLE: NYG/WAS/ATL/BUF/PHI/HOU/GB/DET/SD/SEA/TB/AZ/DEN/OAK/IND/MIA/16 (pm)

DIFF: PIT/NYG, CIN/BUF, MIN/DET, NYJ/SEA, NO/TB, STL/AZ, BAL/IND, NE/MIA, 41/16

 

N.Y. Jets (Gert T 5-9) d Seattle (Rant's hippie EP's 7-7) 9-5

SEA: XX/XXX/XXX/BUF/PHI/CHI/GB/MIN/SD/NYJ/TB/STL/DEN/OAK/IND/NE/28 (ep)

NYJ: PIT/WAS/ATL/BUF/DAL/HOU/GB/MIN/SD/NYJ/TB/AZ/DEN/OAK/IND/NE/

DIFF: X/WAS, PHI/DAL, CHI/HOU, STL/AZ, 28/

 

New Orleans (Flyboy 8-6) d Tampa Bay (Starvenger 6-8) 11-10

NO: PIT/WAS/CAR/BUF/PHI/HOU/JAX/DET/SD/NYJ/TB/AZ/DEN/OAK/IND/NE/25 (pm)

TB: NYG/WAS/CAR/BUF/DAL/HOU/GB/MIN/SD/NYJ/TB/STL/DEN/TEN/IND/MIA/30

DIFF: PIT/NYG, PHI/DAL, JAX/GB, DET/MIN, AZ/STL, OAK/TEN, NE/MIA

 

St. Louis (Cerebus 8-5-1) d Arizona (Vern Gagne 9-5) 8-6

STL: PIT/WAS/CAR/BUF/PHI/HOU/GB/MIN/SD/NYJ/TB/STL/DEN/OAK/IND/NE/21

AZ: PIT/WAS/ATL/BUF/PHI/HOU/GB/DET/SD/SEA/TB/STL/KC/TEN/BAL/NE/24 (pm)

DIFF: CAR/ATL, MIN/DET, NYJ/SEA, DEN/KC, OAK/TEN, IND/BAL, 21/24

 

Denver (C. Chris 8-6) d Kansas City (NoGoodNick 5-9) 5-4

DEN: PIT/WAS/ATL/BUF/PHI/CHI/GB/MIN/SD/NYJ/TB/STL/DEN/OAK/BAL/NE/34 (pm)

KC: XXX/XXX/XXX/BUF/PHI/CHI/GB/MIN/SD/NYJ/TB/STL/DEN/OAK/BAL/NE/17

DIFF: WAS/X,

 

Tennessee (Chuck Woolery 8-6) d Oakland (Bitch/Banky/etc 7-7) 9-7

TEN: PIT/WAS/CAR/BUF/PHI/CHI/JAX/DET/SD/SEA/NO/STL/KC/OAK/BAL/NE/14

OAK: PIT/WAS/CAR/CIN/PHI/HOU/GB/MIN/SD/NYJ/NO/STL/KC/TEN/BAL/NE/17

DIFF: BUF/CIN, CHI/HOU, JAX/GB, DET/MIN, SEA/NYJ, OAK/TEN, 14/17

 

Indianapolis (NoCal Mike 7-7) d Baltimore (Dr. Tom 7-7) 9-6

BAL: PIT/WAS/CAR/BUF/PHI/HOU/GB/MIN/SD/SEA/NO/STL/DEN/TEN/BAL/NE/20 (pm)

IND: PIT/WAS/CAR/BUF/PHI/HOU/GB/MIN/SD/NYJ/TB/STL/KC/OAK/IND/NE/27

DIFF: SEA/NYJ, NO/TB, DEN/KC, TEN/OAK, BAL/IND

 

New England (nl5 7-7) d Miami (Spaceman Spiff 4-10) 7-6

NE: NYG/SF/CAR/BUF/PHI/HOU/GB/MIN/SD/NYJ/TB/STL/DEN/TEN/IND/NE/34

MIA: PIT/WAS/CAR/BUF/PHI/CHI/GB/MIN/CLE/NYJ/TB/STL/KC/TEN/IND/NE/20

DIFF: NYG/PIT, SF/WAS, HOU/CHI, SD/CLE, DEN/KC

 

AFC EAST

 

Buffalo Bills (bob_barron) 8-6 <PF: 100, PA: 94, AFC: 7-4, NFC: 1-2, Div: 4-2>

 

New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 7-7 <PF: 107, PA: 109, AFC: 7-4, NFC: 0-2, Div: 4-1>

 

New York Jets (Gert T) 5-9 <PF: 103, PA: 107, AFC: 4-8, NFC: 1-1, Div: 2-3>

 

Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 4-10 <PF: 106, PA: 111, AFC: 3-7, NFC: 1-3, Div: 3-3>

 

AFC NORTH

 

Cleveland Browns (sfaJack) 8-6 <PF: 99, PA: 106, AFC: 7-3, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 4-2>

 

Baltimore Ravens (Dr. Tom) 7-7 <PF: 108, PA: 101, AFC: 5-5, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 3-2>

 

Cincinnati Bengals (Swift Terror) 7-7 <PF: 97, PA: 101 AFC: 5-7, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 2-4>

 

Pittsburgh Steelers (Tyler McClelland) 7-7 <PF: 107, PA: 101, AFC: 4-6, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 2-3>

 

AFC SOUTH

 

Houston Texans (Bored) 9-5 <PF: 106, PA: 105, AFC: 6-4, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 3-2>

 

Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 8-6 <PF: 111, PA: 98, AFC: 8-3, NFC: 0-3, DIV: 5-2>

 

Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) 7-7 <PF: 99, PA: 97, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 2-3, DIV: 3-3>

 

Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 4-10 <PF: 104, PA: 111, AFC: 3-7, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 1-4>

 

AFC WEST

 

Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 8-6 <PF: 105, PA: 105, AFC: 7-3, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 5-1>

 

Oakland Raiders (The Bitch) 7-7 <PF: 106, PA: 105, AFC: 4-6, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 3-2>

 

San Diego Chargers (Slasher Flick) 7-7 <PF: 104, PA: 98, AFC: 5-5, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 1-4>

 

Kansas City Chiefs (nogoodnick) 5-9 <PF: 99, PA: 103, AFC: 4-6, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 1-3>

 

NFC EAST

 

New York Giants (Cartman) 8-6 <PF: 102, PA: 104, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 6-5, DIV: 5-0>

 

Dallas Cowboys (BX) 6-8 <PF: 111, PA: 109, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 4-6, DIV: 2-2>

 

Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 5-9 <PF: 100, PA: 111, AFC: 2-1, NFC: 3-8, DIV: 1-5>

 

Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 3-11 <PF: 97, PA: 113, AFC: 0-4, NFC: 3-7 DIV: 2-3>

 

NFC NORTH

 

Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 10-4 <PF: 107, PA: 104, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 7-3, DIV: 2-2>

 

Detroit Lions (bravesfan) 8-6 <PF: 108, PA: 105, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 7-4, DIV: 3-2>

 

Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 7-7 <PF: 103, PA: 107, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 6-4, DIV: 2-2>

 

Minnesota Vikings (LaParkaMarka) 7-7 <PF: 104, PA: 101, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 3-7, DIV: 2-3>

 

NFC SOUTH

 

Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 11-3 <PF: 105, PA: 96, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 8-2, DIV: 5-0>

 

New Orleans Saints (Flyboy) 8-6 <PF: 109, PA: 115, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 5-5, DIV: 2-2>

 

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (starvenger) 6-8 <PF: 112, PA: 107, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 4-7, DIV: 1-4>

 

Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 3-10-1 <PF: 91, PA: 111, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 2-8-1, DIV: 1-3>

 

NFC WEST

 

Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 9-5 <PF: 109, PA: 102, AFC: 4-0, NFC: 5-5, DIV: 2-2>

 

St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 8-5-1 <PF: 100, PA: 941, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 5-5-1, DIV: 4-2>

 

San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 8-6 <PF: 104, PA: 110, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 7-5, DIV: 3-3>

 

Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant's hippie EP's) 7-7 <PF: 104, PA: 106, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 6-4, DIV: 1-4>

 

PLAYOFF PICTURE

These are not the official seedings -- I just randomly placed people with the same record together. No way am I spending all that time figuring this out. Next week will be a clearer playoff picture (I hope). If you want to know what you have to do to get in the playoffs -- just win.

 

AFC

 

Division leaders:

HOU (9-5)

BUF (8-6)

CLE (8-6)

DEN (8-6)

 

In the Wild Card Hunt:

 

TEN (8-6)

BAL (7-7)

PIT (7-7)

CIN (7-7)

OAK (7-7)

SD (7-7)

IND (7-7)

NE (7-7)

 

Only a matter of time before they're out/elimnated:

KC (5-9)

NYJ (5-9)

JAX (4-10)

MIA (4-10)

 

NFC

 

Division Leaders:

ATL: (11-3)

AZ: (9-5)

GB: (10-4)

NYG: (8-6)

 

In Wild Card Hunt:

STL: (8-5-1)

DET: (8-6)

NO: (8-6)

SF: (8-6)

CHI: (7-7)

SEA: (7-7)

MIN: (7-7)

 

Only a matter of time/eliminated:

TB: (6-8)

DAL: (6-8)

PHI: (5-9)

CAR: (3-10-1)

WAS: (3-11)

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I can't believe I fucking lost. How many close games am I going to lose? and thew only time I don't pick Oakland it burns me. Fuck you Woolery, you didn't beat me. I beat myself, faggot.

[Vern Gagne]

Goodbye Season.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Goodbye Season.

You deserve to lose for being such a whiny and snivelling pussy. Have some pride. You're 9-4. Fucking baby.

[Vern Gagne]

I'm only being honest. I've picked horribly, and have lost 3 games in a row. Hopefully I finish strong, and win the next two games and have some momentum going into the playoffs.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I'm only being honest. I've picked horribly, and have lost 3 games in a row. Hopefully I finish strong, and win the next two games and have some momentum going into the playoffs.

To say "goodbye season" screams of over exagerating to induce sympathy from the masses. My response demonstrates no one should give you that sympathy. You're 9-4. Its difficult to feel bad for you, regardless of what you are saying.

[Lightning Flik]

Vern hopefully you make it into the playoffs. Cause honestly whoever's coming out of the NFC is winning the Bowl. So I'm hoping I get to face ya again.

 

That's right AFC. Ya ain't winning it. Not by a fucking long shot. It'll be a NFC team that kicks your ass in the Bowl. Perferably, I want it to be me, but we'll see how it goes. I mean, I did lose to Banky after all.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I mean, I did lose to Banky after all.

I knew more about sports when I was 3 than you know right now. You've gotten lucky. I could beat anyone here with ease.

[Vern Gagne]

I don't think it's a sure fire thing. It's one game that could easily be decided by the point total of the game.

[Lightning Flik]

I mean, I did lose to Banky after all.

I knew more about sports when I was 3 than you know right now. You've gotten lucky. I could beat anyone here with ease.

As for the knowledge, you probably do know much more than I do or ever will. Sports isn't my forte, its video games.

 

As for beating anyone I say: could, would, should. Sadly, you don't. 7-7 is not beating anyone with ease. 7-7 is just barely making it by.

 

I'm not saying I'm God at getting the job done either, but I'm 11-3. Can't get that many wins by luck alone, ya know.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I'm thinking about riding my emergency picks out for the rest of the season. Win by the theories I sent kkk as opposed to directly picking.

[kkktookmybabyaway]

You're 9-4. Fucking baby.

Not anymore. Now he's 9-5 *insert dramatic music...*

[kkktookmybabyaway]

Oy, vey. I just glanced at the current state of end-of-season tie-breakers, and here are some notes that might shed some light on the playoff picture as of right now. Keep in mind there are two more weeks left, and a bunch of playoff-related games have yet to be played...

 

AFC

 

* If Baltimore beats Pittsburgh next week, Dr. Tom will really help his chances of getting in the playoffs because he would win the division tie-breaker between him, Cincy and Pittsburgh.

 

* Oakland swept the season series from San Diego but lost to Tenn. in the regular season.

 

* New England has a good conference record.

 

* Indy got swept by Tenn, lost to Oakland, and beat Baltimore and New England.

 

NFC

 

* San Fran beat New Orleans in the regular season.

 

* Detroit has a great conference record.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I mean, I did lose to Banky after all.

I knew more about sports when I was 3 than you know right now. You've gotten lucky. I could beat anyone here with ease.

As for the knowledge, you probably do know much more than I do or ever will. Sports isn't my forte, its video games.

 

As for beating anyone I say: could, would, should. Sadly, you don't. 7-7 is not beating anyone with ease. 7-7 is just barely making it by.

 

I'm not saying I'm God at getting the job done either, but I'm 11-3. Can't get that many wins by luck alone, ya know.

KKK can attest to the fact that I've lost MANY very very close games. But just a matter of 5 points combined I could be 9-5 or even 10-4. Luck has not been on my side.

[Agent_Bond34]

Luck seems to be on my side now, as I'm 8-6, and seem to be picking up a bit of momentum, heading into the final two weeks for my matchups against Buffalo and New England.

[kkktookmybabyaway]

KKK can attest to the fact that I've lost MANY very very close games.

To help soothe his wounds.

 

Banky's losses, four of which were decided by one game or less:

 

(This latest loss really hurt you, but Tenn and Denver play each other next week, so either one of them losing will help you. However, Denver has the regular-season tie-breaker advantage over you, as does Tenn, so one of these two teams will need to lose the rest of their games in order for you to get a shot at the playoffs...)

 

Week 1: 9-9 via TB

Week 2: 7-8

Week 4: 8-9

Week 6: 7-10

Week 7: 4-8

Week 13: 9-10

Week 15: 7-9

[starvenger]

I realize that I'm not making the playoffs or anything, but can we at least wait until I lose next week before tacking on that 9th loss? Please?

 

(edit) Muchos Gracias...

Edited December 20, 2004 by starvenger

[Lightning Flik]

KKK can attest to the fact that I've lost MANY very very close games. But just a matter of 5 points combined I could be 9-5 or even 10-4. Luck has not been on my side.

So? A good team or player gets the job done in tight situations. If you can't, then you can't turn around and say "oh well luck wasn't on my side".

 

Bad luck is losing when by tonight's game because Miami gets an INT on Brady within the last few seconds of the game and gets a return TD which means Miami covers the spread. Thus making you bend over and taking it hard.

 

Having a few games where you don't pick the right team is losing. Plan and simple.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

KKK can attest to the fact that I've lost MANY very very close games.  But just a matter of 5 points combined I could be 9-5 or even 10-4.  Luck has not been on my side.

So? A good team or player gets the job done in tight situations. If you can't, then you can't turn around and say "oh well luck wasn't on my side".

 

Bad luck is losing when by tonight's game because Miami gets an INT on Brady within the last few seconds of the game and gets a return TD which means Miami covers the spread. Thus making you bend over and taking it hard.

 

Having a few games where you don't pick the right team is losing. Plan and simple.

I would've had a tie in my game with the Titans had the Raiders not safetied the Titans with no time left. The game should've ended with a 3 point defecit, but instead it was 5 and I lost.

[Lightning Flik]

...oh. Well then, yeah, that's bad luck.