Delusions of Persecution

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Am I that unbearable of an individual? Stop hatin'.

 

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I've decided that picture will never get old.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Assuming it's used properly, of course.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Why is everbody always pickin' on me?

 

The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor

He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca

The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me

I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie

What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son

He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in one

To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'

I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin'

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?

Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?

Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?

Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?

Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby

Why's everbody always pickin' on me?

Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali

I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you

So back me up Bill yea and you're ugly too

So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese

Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans

And my mirror never lies but it always verifies

I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie

You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understand

Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man

And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first

But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse

About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink

And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink

I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard

It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?

Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?

Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?

Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?

You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky

Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased

And he breaks into the Professor's lab and makes some LSD

Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's brains then beats Ginger with coconuts

As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut

Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be

And like a postal clerk I'll go beserk if you don't stop teasing me

See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm

Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?

Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?

Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?

Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?

Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?

Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?

Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?

Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?

Cause no one likes you monkey boy.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Am I that unbearable of an individual?

Yes, though occasionally you're alright.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Am I that unbearable of an individual?

Yes, though occasionally you're alright.

I should've mentioned that that was a rhetorical question.

[godthedog 0]

mick taylor > brian jones

 

I've decided that picture will never get old.

not as good as the cosby picture was.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

mick taylor > brian jones

you are fucked.

 

seriously.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Jones was a genius!

 

BlasphemY!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

I agree with godthedog. Mick Taylor > Brian Jones.

 

Really, my only reference point is Exile and Sticky Fingers >>> rest of Stones' previous catalog, but it'll do.

[Slayer 0]

Nobody can persecute Banky because no one knows who the hell he is

[Guest Failed Mascot]

Jones was a genius!

 

BlasphemY!!!!!!!!!!!11

The fact you constantly have Banky's cock in your mouth shows why you can only get out a murmur.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I agree with godthedog. Mick Taylor > Brian Jones.

 

Really, my only reference point is Exile and Sticky Fingers >>> rest of Stones' previous catalog, but it'll do.

Aftermath and Begger's Banquet are just as good as those. Brian Jones was a multi-instrumentalist genius who added many interesting quirks to many Stones classics. Jones had a greater impact on the Stones during his time than Taylor did.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Jones was a genius!

 

BlasphemY!!!!!!!!!!!11

The fact you constantly have Banky's cock in your mouth shows why you can only get out a murmur.

If he's got his dick in my mouth, than you got your cock in my ass from following me around to every thread.

[Nighthawk 0]

Hey, look at Banky's Freudian slip. Oh you queer, queer boy.

[Murmuring Beast 0]

Jones was a genius!

 

BlasphemY!!!!!!!!!!!11

The fact you constantly have Banky's cock in your mouth shows why you can only get out a murmur.

Yea, fuck off son.

[Red Baron 0]

Banky having that pic kinda disturbs me.

[Guest TheLastBoyscout]

Who's it a pic of?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Hey, look at Banky's Freudian slip. Oh you queer, queer boy.

you're the queer, faggot.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Jones was a genius!

 

BlasphemY!!!!!!!!!!!11

The fact you constantly have Banky's cock in your mouth shows why you can only get out a murmur.

The fact that you haven't learned another insult in six months shows why you've failed, mascot.

[Nighthawk 0]

No, I think that's happy.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

If he's got his dick in my mouth, than you got your cock in my ass from following me around to every thread.

I think Banky secretly wants a train run on him. I have no desire to be apart of your sick and perverted fantasies Mr. Banky. I bid you good day!

[Sideburnious 0]

Who's it a pic of?

Yeah, who is the pic of?

[Nighthawk 0]

Your mom.

[Sideburnious 0]

Oh yeah, I didnt recognise her with the glasses on. Thanks for clearing that up.

[Guest Anticrombie]

Heh heh

 

Corey Lazarus is your mom.

 

Aftermath and Begger's Banquet are just as good as those. Brian Jones was a multi-instrumentalist genius who added many interesting quirks to many Stones classics. Jones had a greater impact on the Stones during his time than Taylor did.

 

Their Satanic Majesties Request is another one I'd rate high on the list. I love Taylor era Stones, but "mick taylor > brian jones" does Brian Jones no justice at all.

[Nevermortal 0]

Am I that unbearable of an individual? Stop hatin'.

 

Sorry that we can't all like pussy music, Paragon. Some of us happen to embrace the testosterone in our system.

[Guest HungryJack]

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woof. worst. poster. evar.