Christmas Greetings (Images Included)

[Guest Fire and Knives]

Old Navy sweater vests.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

It's American Eagle for really ugly kids.

I'll bite.

 

What the fuck's American Eagle.

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

It's a fucking Abercrombie & Fitch style chain store for White 'burb teens.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Although, to be fair, American Eagle predates A&F.

[The Czech Republic 0]

American Eagle is less obnoxious to shop at. I like it, and also The Gap!

[Art Sandusky 0]

I got a $60 gift card for Hot Topic from my younger, more perceptive aunt.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I suggest a shirt that says:

 

"The Voices In My Head Think You're Dumb"

[Guest Fire and Knives]

Also:

 

"You're Just Jealous 'Cause The Voices Talk To Me"

[Art Sandusky 0]

Oh, I never get the T-shirts with the "clever" slogans on them. As annoying as they might be on repeated viewings, I know I couldn't stand it being right there in my field of view ALL DAY. I already know I'm getting another fedora, as my previous one got ruined by a rainy day and inadvertently putting something on top of it. The rest of the money will probably go to a button-up shirt (if they have any decent ones that aren't covered in retarded skulls or flaming skulls or retarded flameskulls) or a pair of non-strap covered pants. Maybe a poster or another Gatsby cap for my expanding collection.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Hot Topic has fedoras?!? I am so there.

[1234-5678 0]

I prefer Kohl's. I can buy two shirts, a pair of jeans, and a pack of new socks for under $30. As opposed to you elitists who spend $50 on a pair of fucking pants.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

It's a fucking Abercrombie & Fitch style chain store for White 'burb teens.

WHAT THE FUCK IS ABERCROMBIE & FITCH?

 

STOP TALKING IN FUCKING RIDDLES.

[MrRant 0]

It's a fucking Abercrombie & Fitch style chain store for White 'burb teens.

WHAT THE FUCK IS ABERCROMBIE & FITCH?

 

STOP TALKING IN FUCKING RIDDLES.

 

 

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Ah.

 

Homofagual.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I just started styling my hair like this.

 

weird.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Banky, you so crazy!

[Guest Vitamin X]

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Banky, you so crazy!

I am also extremely queer.

[Guest news_gimmick]

I wear black almost all the time, and I'm proud to say so. Not a thing wrong with it at all.