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Guest Agent of Oblivion
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There were churches in Kentucky I would've guessed were sheds and such if it weren't for the crosses and religious paraphrenalia around them.

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I'm actually kind of drawn to simpler, smaller churches. The church isn't the building, it's the people.

Guest Salacious Crumb
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I always thought it would be cool to see a church that looked like a concert stage, with lots of flashing lights and giant video monitors.

A lot of churches have that now minus the flashing lights.

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"Now, let us thank the Lord for this magnificent crystal cathedral, which allows us to look out upon His wonderous creation!

 

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Gaze down at God's fabulous parquet floor! Eyes on the floor... still on the floor... always on God's floor."

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Build this out of copper like the statue of liberty and you have the perfect church. The preacher would stand on her left buttock and give the word. The choir would be on the right. We would all look up in awe and marvel at Gods creation.

 

I would go every sunday....and Wednsday for prayer meeting...and saturday for choir rehersal.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Mormons are even weirder than Munchkins. Do you have them in Britain? Either one.

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