Happy birthday, Agent of Oblivion.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I have his phone number, so maybe I should call him and wish him a birthday greeting over the phone.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

But I'm gonna meet him on Sunday!

 

What's the first thing I should say to him?

[Nighthawk 0]

"Muthafucka go kill yoself."

[Art Sandusky 0]

He called me at like, 12:05 tonight. Freaked me out. He sounds big and brassy. I'm still going to be buzzed tomorrow...

[Sideburnious 0]

What's the first thing I should say to him?

How was the trip.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happy birthday AoO btw

[Guest Failed Mascot]

Inca being older than AoO is weird.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I was right, it's tomorrow, and I'm still downright high. This should be really fun. I hope he has a camera or something, because I got nothing.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

Happy birthday. I hope you actually did get your dick sucked.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Agent didn't call me last night.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Agent of Oblivion's voice mail message is very cold and impersonal.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

So, in return, I sounded impossibly cheery in the message I left for him.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Okay, so I now know Agent has the voice of a man roughly a quarter-century his senior.

[MrRant 0]

Inca being older than AoO is weird.

I'm older than him too.

 

By over 3 months.

 

HA~!

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Dude's voice sounds older than all of us, so no matter.

[MrRant 0]

That is the grizzled voice of many years of tobaccy and alchohol poisoning.

 

So for all those guys who still have puberty voices (or just want to sound older while in middle school) just drink, smoke and be older... at least on the phone.

 

Not to mention cool.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

A number of people from this board who've listened to my radio show have expressed surprise at the sound of my voice, stating it wasn't what they expected. One person said it was deeper than he thought.

 

Christ, what is it you people think I'd actually sound like.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Frankly, I'm a little scared to meet Agent now. Perhaps this fright will come across in the pictures I'll take tomorrow.

[MrRant 0]

Do some pushups before you meet him. Then you will look bigger than you are.

[godthedog 0]

i imagine you have a sorta low, precise, sonorous white guy kind of voice. when i think of kinetic, i think high and slightly nasal.

 

and, i'm in florida right now. and i'm not meeting any of you. i am sad.

[Nighthawk 0]

Hey, my cell number is 8149298859 Go ahead and call me, I dare you.

[BUTT 0]

I think you should bring him flowers.

[Red Baron 0]

Christ, what is it you people think I'd actually sound like.

Similar to Elvis Costello.

[MrRant 0]

I kinda figured John Fogerty myself.

[Ted the Poster 0]

Tom Waits, maybe?

[Art Sandusky 0]

Hey, my cell number is 5109620010. Go ahead and call me, I dare you.

I only I'd seen this last night.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Patrick was fucking gourded when I called him. I had just crossed the Ohio River. He said something like "oh god, not now." and then proceeded to talk about leaping off of a coffee table.