McDonald's Take Page Out of Nazi's Book

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Burger King was behind the Inquisition. "IT IS NOT A BIG MAC!! SAY IT!!"

 

 

Also, The Sonic fast food chain can't even get out of the Emerald Isle level without losing all of it's rings at least twice.

[Ted the Poster 0]

If somebody can make a running Hamburglar shaped like a swastika, you win the thread.

How about Speedee goose stepping instead:

 

[The Czech Republic 0]

not bad meatwad not bad

[Guest Smues]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long long time. I'm officially going to hell.

[Vern Gagne 0]

Gotta be honest. I've bought the Happy Meal the last few trips just to collect the Seig Heil Gang toys.

[Ted the Poster 0]

does it light up a vase filled with seaweed?

Fuck, I just now got that!

[The Czech Republic 0]

Gotta be honest. I've bought the Happy Meal the last few trips just to collect the Seig Heil Gang toys.

Have you seen the demand for the Schindler's List collectible glasses?

 

 

EDIT: Never mind. What I wrote here was too offensive, even for this thread.

[Guest Smues]

Gotta be honest. I've bought the Happy Meal the last few trips just to collect the Seig Heil Gang toys.

Have you seen the demand for the Schindler's List collectible glasses?

 

 

EDIT: Never mind. What I wrote here was too offensive, even for this thread.

Is that possible?

[Sideburnious 0]

Oh this is so headed for a Classics Thread.

 

 

 

 

Where's Jason to say he loves McDonalds and that it was misrepresented in Super-size Me?

[Ted the Poster 0]

EDIT: Never mind. What I wrote here was too offensive, even for this thread.

PM it to me, please.

[Sideburnious 0]

EDIT: Never mind. What I wrote here was too offensive, even for this thread.

PM it to me, please.

Me too please, if you don't mind

[Guest Failed Mascot]

I know you've seen commercials for the new McDonalds Jew Selects. Well I like Jews too, but the McDonalds Jews selects are 33 GRAMS OF FAT...33! Come into Subway for a fresh Teriyaki Jew Sandwhich which is only 5 grams of fat.

[Ted the Poster 0]

Should've said that they're slow-roasted...

 

Sorry.

[MrRant 0]

They were more fire-roasted than slow roasted.

[geniusMoment 0]

Does anyone else think this could turn out very bad? They are pumping chickens with toxic gas, then people are eating said chickens. The potential for health problems seems high, especially considering the huge number of birds who will be in the gas chambers.

[Guest Smues]

Jew Selects with gas problems breed good master race.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Chickens run the media.

[Boner Kawanger 0]

Directed by Leni Riefenstahl

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

But with McDonald's Dollar Menu, isn't the purpose of that to *ATTRACT* Cheap People?

[2GOLD 0]

How did this thread go this far without any mention of "The Hitler Rap" by Mel Brook?

[Guest CronoT]

You guys are REALLY fucking awful!

[Vern Gagne 0]

I'm waiting for imposed image of Ronald McDonald in place of Hitler at the Nazi rally, with Grimace in place of Goerring, The Hamburglar in place of Goebbels, and Mayor McCheese in place of Hess or Himmler.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Well so far Hamburglar is Rommel, and Mayor McCheese is Himmler.

[Vern Gagne 0]

Jared can be Stalin. The arch enemy but just has evil and sadistic.

[Ted the Poster 0]

I was going to post an image of a McDonalds with Buddy Christ in front of it, saying "I'm lovin' it!". Then I realized that it was too tasteless, even for this thread.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

"Mein Leader...the Burger Messiah has conteracted with their new Dark Meat Tenders! You can buy five for only 99 Cents!"

 

"Damn that Burger Messiah. We shall gas his precious chickens and all they stand for. Now GO, find those in their paper crowns and bring them to the McConcentration Camps. We'll show the world just who we are and get them all on our side..."

 

"...Mein leader...NO!"

 

 

...YES! With our new Dollocaust Menu. Opression and Defeat for less than the price of a Whooper from that silly ungrateful Burger Messiah!"

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

I live near a ton of chicken houses (primarily because this is where the Corporate Headquarters for Perdue is as well as a couple processing plants) and I can say that I could care more about how chickens are killed, but Im not going to. I would say a good 1% die because they manage to get off the trucks as they are moving on the highway and get splattered.

 

Chickens quite frankly, are stupid.

[2GOLD 0]

Quite a few of the dummies get splattered here in Delaware.

You would think they would wait for the truck to STOP before hurling themselves violently off the back.

 

I've seen some just stand in the road and look around.

 

They seem to be quite a dumb animal. But they are damn tasty.

[Guest CronoT]

I live near a ton of chicken houses (primarily because this is where the Corporate Headquarters for Perdue is as well as a couple processing plants) and I can say that I could care more about how chickens are killed, but Im not going to. I would say a good 1% die because they manage to get off the trucks as they are moving on the highway and get splattered.

 

Chickens quite frankly, are stupid.

I know it's wrong, but I'm laughing SO HARD at that.

[yankovic fan 0]

Oh come on now, we know McDonalds doesn't use real meat in their burgers and "chicken" nuggets!

 

 

This is all just a ruse by them to say "see! we do use real meat!"