Don't take a bite out of that Hot Pocket...

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

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POSSESSED HOT POCKET! What will they think of next....

[Nevermortal 0]

Hot Pockets are lethal weapons. They burn you real bad.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

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#2 This item is intended as a collectable, and not as a food item intended for consumption by anyone.

 

 

Edit: I love how this guy has streaming video available. Oh man, that is some terrible acting. I can't believe this shit is up to fucking $112!!!

[The Electrifyer 0]

Those videos are a must-see.

[NoCalMike 0]

the last video was priceless.

[Guest Vitamin X]

This really goes to show Ministry CDs are worthless when possessed hot pockets can sell for a ridiculous amount more than I tried to sell that piece of shit for.

[Ced 0]

Does black Sharpie ink taste good on a Hot Pocket?

[The Electrifyer 0]

This really goes to show Ministry CDs are worthless when possessed hot pockets can sell for a ridiculous amount more than I tried to sell that piece of shit for.

If you draw a devil face on the CDs and get that guy to market it, I think you can sell them quite well.