The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2005 Outside the house, Alan heads to the tour bus and hops on, moving toward the back and his bedroom-away-from-home. Finally he emerges, carrying a small box with him. As he sits, he pulls the lid off, pulling out the first thing he sees, a cut piece of paper. Todd 77:43…Forgive thee who brought you despair and misery, but never forget. “Sure. I’ll forgive.” Alan remarks as he re-lids the box. “But if he thinks for one second I’m going to forget anything, he can go shoot himself in his Todd-damned forehead.” … “Where’s HE been?” Clark mocks the question, looking ready to spit vile. “He’s right in front of you. He’s behind you. Alan Clark is behind you, Landon. One hundred percent. They want a Revolution, we’ll bring it to them. You can be the double champion all you want, but this is a time when those belts mean less to me than what the weather is in Zimbabwe. This isn’t about gold anymore, don’t you see that!” Alan looks out the window toward his house and screams. “Don’t you see that?! I could look you in the eye and say ‘Landon, you were a prick for over a year and I want to rip your face off, but we got to put a stop to this!’ One win isn’t anything! All of that 3-2 bullshit is meaningless! It’s one win separating Alan FUCKING Clark from the WORLD CHAMPION! You think I don’t see that! But it gets under your skin to hold that belt in the air, and it gets under my skin too. It makes me hurt that I have taken you out more than nearly anyone else…” Alan pauses, his breathing heavy and erratic as his eyes turn toward the camera. “But think about that for a second, Landon. You have the one man who has proved your foil time and time again backing you up and actually supporting you. Supporting US. Am I doing this for you? No. Am I doing this for Todd? No. Am I doing this for me? No. This is about us, and about them. Us and them.” His fist hits the table and the thud echoes through the bus. “…but do I want to see you lose those championships? No. No I do not. You put your trust in me, and I put my trust in you, and Todd puts his trust in both of us that we won’t explode and turn on each other. And I’m a man of my word, Landon. Do you hear that world…Alan Clark doesn’t care who won what and when or why. It’s a new year, and while this may or may not be just the same old Alan, the same old hippy, the same old Happiest Guy On Earth, the same old Bloodshed or Apostle, the same old REAAAAAL Alan Clark…this is going to be THE Year of Martial Law in the SWF…” Alan once again gets down next to the camera… “And to all those watching…you can definitely trust me when I saw that win or lose, the Law always gets what they want.” OOC: You all stated that my other promo felt like two seperate ones, and I wrote this one in the same vein, so I split it. Have A Nice Day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Korgath Report post Posted January 3, 2005 Gosh. Now all we need is a valet for Clark. Who happens to be a psychiatrist by day. Specialising in schizophrenia. Or multiple-personality disorder. Or both. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2005 All of that 3-2 bullshit is meaningless! I'll remember that next time you use it Rando. Anyway, you've lost your mind and I like it. Kudos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2005 I haven't lost my mind. Close, but not quite. Wait till July or so. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2005 You think Clark's lost his mind? You should see the shit I'M gonna pull in the summer. And yes, I do have a storyline planned out 6 months in advance. Problem? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted January 3, 2005 You're going to announce you married Dani Filth while you where back in Ipswich arent you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2005 Gosh. Now all we need is a valet for Clark. Who happens to be a psychiatrist by day. Specialising in schizophrenia. Or multiple-personality disorder. Or both. Paging Doctor Frood, paging Doctor Frood... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2005 You're going to announce you married Dani Filth while you where back in Ipswich arent you! ...Dude, that's wrong on SO many levels. Although what is quite amusing is that the big, fat bass player of Cradle of Filth used to walk around Ipswich wearing a 'no-one knows I'm a lesbian' T-shirt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
