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Incidentally, here are the other nine things:

 

I think about sex... a lot.

I want to be a star, or at least be with a star.

I take your cash flow for granted.

My bedroom is the seat of my soul.

I worry about my looks all the time.

My friends are everything.

Love hurts.

The world is a scary place.

I love you and I need you.

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How about personal prayer and faith? You know, just believing it and not talking about it and shit.

 

This should get its own thread though. This one already has discussion on Banky losing his daddy along with the main subject.

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It's bullshit. Just like agnostics are atheists without balls, spiritualists are religionists without balls. Post modernism is for bitches. You want something to make you feel better and get you through hard times? Ganja.

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Why do I have to hang out at a church to show I believe in god? I didn't know there was some rule that stated "If you don't go to public worship then you can't believe".

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What would the point be? You're saying "Ok, I want to believe in God, but only if God is what I want him to be." Therefore, you're believing in what you tell yourself, and that makes you God. There is a religion where you worship yourself. Satanism. Organized Satanism, anyway. Disorganized Satanists are blood drinkers and baby killers.

 

So, the solution to your line of thought is... organized religion.

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My religious belief is I believe there's a god that created us and everything. I have faith that one exists and there's...not heaven, but something close to it where all the dead people hang out together. Like that space continuim thing in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.

 

I don't wanna hang out with other people though. I don't like people. Not only that but most organised religions do so much shit to raise money that seems shady. Lets not forget that man has written every damned religious text out there. Its not like when you're born there's a guidebook on what you should be believing and doing in your life stored away in the placenta straight from god.

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How bout I make my own religion where you're allowed to believe in god without doing public worship? Not only will I get you off my ass on the subject but I'll be tax exempt as well.

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Rule 1: Using cloth napkins is a sin.

 

see? I can make up crazy ass rules just as well as the next messiah.

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Also, am I to interpret your comments to mean that you would go to public worship if you liked the other people there? You don't want a church you want a social club.

No. I don't like being surrounded by tons of people. Large groups of people make me feel uncomfortable. God doesn't want me to be uncomfortable and neither should you.

 

You're just trying to see if you can draw me to sacrafice small mammals. The Mr. Ed trick may have worked but you won't get this one to.

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