spiny norman 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 I was asked to tour with Tom Jones from February 9 to February 21, playing in four cities and at ten concerts. Unfortunately I happen to be leaving on a trip to Europe on January 20, and don't return until February 20. Should I have cancelled Europe? I don't think there's been someone so saddened about their prospect of a holiday to Europe as me at this time. Well, there probably has, but nevertheless. Which would be a better experience? I'm not even a fan of most of Tom Jones' stuff, but I think it would have been a great experience anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2005 Were you his tanning assistant? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2005 You would probably get laid more if you went on tour with Tom Jones then going on the European vacation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest theanswer1824 Report post Posted January 11, 2005 should have went with tom jones man. i passed by him in vegas and he had the BEST women in that room with him. anyone hear of the rumor that he banged the person that plays Elvira? He supposedly sent her to the hospital after he hit that shit: vaginal tear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2005 He's hung. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2005 That's what Dana Carvey said. He said it was Tom, and his Jones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2005 He's hung. and should be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted January 11, 2005 Touring in what capacity, exactly? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2005 Should I have cancelled Europe? ABSOLUTELY NOT! Future generations must be able to hear "The Final Countdown." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B. Brian Brunzell 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2005 You'd probably be knee-deep in Tom's throwaway pussy. And hell, pussy that Jones throws away is better than any of us will probably ever get. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiny norman 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2005 Touring in what capacity, exactly? Musician. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted January 11, 2005 That's right. You were spiny norman, then Throatwobbler Mangrove when you had a concert of some sort that was a mega big deal, and then spiny norman again. Well, I like visiting Europe an awful lot, so I'm gonna call it a toss-up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiny norman 0 Report post Posted January 12, 2005 That's right. You were spiny norman, then Throatwobbler Mangrove when you had a concert of some sort that was a mega big deal, and then spiny norman again. Yep, that's all me. I played at the ARIA Awards, which are kind of like the Australian Grammies, for a Hall of Fame inductee. Though I'm not sure how great that sounds given the most recent ceremony had Jet sweep through almost every category. But this artist is actually a good one, and was Australia's most popular in the late 60s and mid 80s to early 90s. Well, I like visiting Europe an awful lot, so I'm gonna call it a toss-up. I've never been to Europe before. But, as a friend of mine pointed out, long after Tom Jones is dead and buried, Europe will still be there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
