Mik 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 No one knows for sure who he was, that Middle Eastern man in an American flag shirt and a cowboy hat who was supposed to sing the national anthem at a rodeo Friday night in the Salem Civic Center. But he sure shook up this town before leaving in a hurry. Introduced as Boraq Sagdiyev from Kazakhstan, he was said to be an immigrant touring America. A film crew was with him, doing some sort of documentary. And he wanted to sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" to show his appreciation, the announcer told the crowd. Speaking in broken English, the mysterious man first told the decidedly pro-American crowd - it was a rodeo, of all things, in Salem, of all places - that he supported the war on terrorism. "I hope you kill every man, woman and child in Iraq, down to the lizards," he said, according to Brett Sharp of Star Country WSLC, who was also on stage that night as a media sponsor of the rodeo. An uneasy murmur ran through the crowd. "And may George W. Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq," he continued, according to Robynn Jaymes, who co-hosts a morning radio show with Sharp and was also among the stunned observers. The crowd's reaction was loud enough for John Saunders, the civic center's assistant director, to hear from the front office. "It was a restless kind of booing," Saunders said. Then the man took off his hat and sang what he said was his native national anthem. He then told the crowd to be seated, put his hat back on, and launched into a butchered version of "The Star-Spangled Banner" that ended with the words "your home in the grave," Sharp said. By then, a restless crowd had turned downright nasty. "If he had been out there a minute longer, I think somebody would have shot him," Jaymes said. "People were booing him, flipping him off." Rodeo producer Bobby Rowe, who by then had figured out that he was the victim of some kind of hoax, had the man escorted out of the civic center. Rowe told him that he and his film friends had best leave right then. "Had we not gotten them out of there, there would have been a riot," said Rowe, who has been bringing his Imperial Rodeo Productions to Salem for years. As his wife, Lenore, put it: "It's a wonder one of these cowboys didn't go out there and rope him up." Saunders agreed. "I was concerned for his personal safety," he said. Once the film crew members and their star realized the severity of the situation, Bobby Rowe said, "they loaded up the van and they screeched out of there." After apologizing to the crowd for being duped, Rowe was left to wonder who pulled such a hoax, and why. Months ago, he was approached by someone from One America, a California-based film company that was reportedly doing a documentary on a Russian immigrant, Rowe said. The outfit asked if Sagdiyev could sing the national anthem at the rodeo in Salem. After listening to a tape, Rowe said sure. By Saturday afternoon, Jaymes had observed that Sagdiyev looked a lot like the title character of "Da Ali G Show," a Home Box Office production that often catches its guests and audiences unaware and then records their reaction to "shock value" material such as Friday night's performance. The show has a character named Borat from Kazakhstan, according to the HBO Web site. Jaymes said she recalls that one of the five cameras was turned on her and others on stage, as if to catch their reactions. "I looked at Brett and said, 'Why do I feel like I'm in the middle of a bad "Saturday Night Live" episode?'" Jaymes said. As Rowe prepared Saturday for a second night of the rodeo, he was playing it safe on who would sing the national anthem. "It'll be a tape," he said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 Sasha Cohen is fucking nuts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 Prepare for HBO protest in 5...4....3....2... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 Ali G is not funny to me. In the slightest. I went to a bachelor party, and while we were waiting for the rest of the attendees to show up at the best man's house he popped in the dvd for that TV show ... I couldn't imagine a less humorous DVD to use to pass the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GreatWhiteNope 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 I've only seen one or two episodes - I thought it was clever. Him sitting in Andy Rooney's office with Andy trying to correct his grammar was priceless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starvenger 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 Ali G is not funny to me. I've only seen Cohen in his Ali G character, and you're right, it's not funny. I've heard that Borat is pretty funny, though. Maybe I should make use of BitTorrent while it's still around... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 Yes Borat is his funniest character. At a formal dinner Borat, speaking uncertainly: My sister she is... is a... prostitute? Stunned old lady: That's.. that's horrible! Why is she a prostitute? Borat, laughing: Because she like to make money! (To old lady's husband) High five! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted January 13, 2005 What a moron. That's all I have to say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 He was obviously trying to get people to cheer with him, and agree with him, like he did with "Throw the Jew down the well". http://www.campchaos.com/show.php?iID=866 I like the show, I dig his characters, so whatever. I can't wait to see this episode. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted January 13, 2005 This reminds me of the Dave Chapelle skit about Gallagher selling his gimmick to a black man........which brings up the question why did Yakoff Smiroff sell his gimmick to Sash Cohen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SinToxic 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2005 My biggest problem with Borat is when he says "jak sie masz?" in the beginning of his show, that's Polish and he's from Kazakhstan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2005 Yeah, all of Borat's quotes are mangled Polish. He said in commentary on an episode someone called him out on it and he thought he was fucked, but saved it with a lame excuse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
imajackoff? 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2005 The HBO shows are very funny IMO. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Placebo Effect 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2005 The Borat character it the best character that Sascha does. I can't wait to see this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eclipse 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2005 I love the Ali G show, and I find his Ali G character hilarious, but Borat is WAY funnier. My god, that episode BETTER air here. I need to see it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dips 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2005 I find Cohen hilarious in all the roles he plays. The new role, a gay fashion designer sorta guy, is really funny too. The Ali G show has been on air for years here in the UK and I still find it funny. His movie is funny at times and worth watching if your bored. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2005 If you can find it online (I got it off Kazaa), check out the UK "Best of Borat". The segment where he riles about some hunting protestors was hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Si82 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2005 The new role, a gay fashion designer sorta guy, is really funny too. Actually... Bruno, the new role, isn't actually a new one. It's an old one he used to do on the Paramount Comedy Channel years ago. They has little segments shown just before shows. Just like the way that Trigger Happy TV got started. Just saying... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites