Chyna Doll on Stern 1/14/05

[Guest jumpingbombangel]

Former Wrestler Chyna Doll Gets Naked For Howard. 01/14/05. 8:45am (from

marksfriggin.com)

Howard came back from break and said that Chyna Doll is late because no one

sent a car over to pick her up. He has no time to be messing around today so

he doesn't know what to do. He had a couple of tapes to play so he did that

instead. Howard had tape of Kathie Lee Gifford on ''The View'' talking about

her kid but Gary came in and told Howard that Chyna Doll had just shown up.

He was shaking his head as if something weird was going on.

Howard had Chyna Doll (Joanie Laurer) come in and said that it looked like

she'd lost a lot of weight or something. She also had her dog with her in

the studio so she had to hand it off to Robin who offered to hold it. Chyna

Doll's boob was also popping out according to Howard. She asked Howard if

she was going to let her stay on the show for a while today because she flew

all the way out there to visit him. Howard told Chyna Doll that he had to

leave on time today so he couldn't do a very long interview. He had

something to do with his daughter today.

 

Chyna Doll was wearing glitter on her face for some reason and she had a

weird explanation for that which didn't make all that much sense. Howard

went on to ask Chyna Doll about her weight loss. He said that she looks much

more feminine today than she did last time he saw her. He then brought up

''The Surreal Life'' and how good she is on that show. Chyna Doll was

slurring her words and trying to tell a story about ''Melissa Cunningham''

but no one had a clue about who she was talking about. Chyna was asking

Howard if he ever rubbed that woman's feet for some reason. Howard didn't

think that he had but he wasn't sure. Howard said that it would appear that

Chyna Doll is drinking a lot on ''The Surreal Life'' and wondered if she's

doing that all the time now. Chyna Doll said that she likes to party and she

doesn't want to be the designated driver. Chyna Doll told Howard that if he

had a line of coke right there in front of her, she'd do it. She doesn't do

that normally though.

 

Howard asked Chyna Doll if she's depressed these days and if that's why

she's drinking so much. Chyna Doll said that she just recently spent 6 days

in prison and that wasn't cool. She allegedly beat up her boyfriend so

that's why she ended up there. Howard brought up the home sex movie that

Chyna Doll is in. He told her that she had six pimples on her ass in the

movie but she thinks that she's got a great ass. She went on to explain how

her relationship with her boyfriend went bad. She claims that he beat the

crap out of her a couple of years ago but she still has the same problems.

Her boob fell out of her dress as she was telling the story. Howard told her

to just take the dress off and sit there without it. Chyna Doll asked Howard

to send the dress to a certain person in the military and she'd take the

dress off. Howard promised he'd do that so Chyna Doll took off her dress.

She said she was really embarrassed so Howard told her to put it back on.

 

Howard took a call from Chyna Doll's ex-boyfriend Sean Waltman. Chyna Doll

wouldn't let the guy talk, she just kept interrupting him. Sean told Chyna

to just come back to the real world. Chyna Doll claims that he made a deal

to put that porn tape out behind her back. She said that she was disgusted

with herself after seeing it. Chyna Doll also went off on Vince McMahon

calling him ''Vince McDick'' and saying that he owes her some royalties and

stuff. Chyna Doll also said that she will never go back to Sean. The two of

them went back and forth for a couple of minutes. Sean was saying that he

never physically abused her. He said that just weeks before doing ''The

Surreal Life'' she broke his nose after he told her about a woman he'd slept

with that some point in his life. The delay button was hit a bunch of times

as each of them were telling their sides of the story. Howard let them argue

with each other for a couple of minutes. Howard let Sean go after a few

minutes so he could stop the arguing. Chyna Doll told Sean to stay away from

her from now on.

 

Howard let a few phone callers ask Chyna Doll some questions. Chyna said

that the porn tape didn't generate any money for her. She was also denying

the claims that Sean made about her blowing pot smoke in his kid's face.

Howard wanted Chyna Doll to sing for them today so he had her brother Tobey

come in with his guitar. Chyna wanted to sit next to him but Howard figured

that Tobey might be uncomfortable sitting next to her while she's naked.

Chyna was rambling on and on but Howard just wanted her to sit down and sing

for them. She calmed down a little bit and her brother prepared to play

guitar while she sang. Howard took a couple of phone calls while they

prepared. One caller asked Chyna if she had been ''hitting the pipe'' this

morning. Chyna Doll said she didn't know what that was.

 

Tobey and Chyna performed a version of ''Hey Joe'' with different lyrics

about Howard and the guys. Howard had enough after a minute or so. He told

Chyna Doll that she should tour with Courtney Love. Chyna said that Courtney

is unstable right now... Howard said ''Let's just leave it at that...'' and

started to wrap up the interview. Chyna Doll told Howard that she was really

into Marcus Shankenberg when she did ''The Surreal Life'' but she didn't

think she was ready for a relationship. Howard wrapped up with Chyna Doll

and Tobey a short time later. Chyna was still naked so she was wondering

where he clothes were as they were going to break.

 

 

Just insane.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

If I have the radio to TV thing right then this should hit the E! show in late Feb or early March.

[Gary Floyd 0]

My God, what a fucking mess Joanie's become. Just a guess, but she's going to die either of an overdose or suicide

 

Plus, check out stern official site, go down to the "Chyna Syndrome", then to "Love to Unstable for Chyna". All the sudden, Courtney Love seems like the type of lady you'd want to take home to mon

 

http://www.howardstern.com/today-show-archive.php

 

for more fun

http://nodq.com/specials/107729259.shtml

 

shit, I almost feel bad for her...almost

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

Okay, my roomates and I want to see an unedited pic of Chyna's penis....someone hook us up!

[Some Guy 0]

Okay, my roomates and I want to see an unedited pic of Chyna's penis....someone hook us up!

There's is a link to a picture of her *ahem* genitals in the sex tape thread in this forum. She's a little different looking down there then most women, to say the least.

 

This woman's life seems to be falling apart. I do feel a little sorry for in that she basically got blackballed from WWF because her boyfriend started fucking Vince's daughter. But at least she's not on me TV anymore. Score one for HHH, I guess.

[LucharesuFan619 0]

Okay, my roomates and I want to see an unedited pic of  Chyna's penis....someone hook us up!

Don't scroll down if you don't wanna see Chyna's penis...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bruiser Chong 0]

I was about to post that it wasn't so bad until I looked at it more closely. Ugh.

 

And I for one think it's comical that she's sunken to this level. All those years with the company during one of it's best financial periods ever; she should've had a nice nest egg set aside, so there's no reason to feel bad about what she's become or been reduced to doing. To hell with people like this who think they're something special because they air their dirty laundry everywhere they go.

[bob_barron 0]

Okay, my roomates and I want to see an unedited pic of  Chyna's penis....someone hook us up!

Don't scroll down if you don't wanna see Chyna's penis...

You really should link that

[Guest LooneyTune]

Can someone please turn that into a URL link? That's fucking disgusting, and I'm trying to eat my 4th Dinner.

[DerangedHermit 0]

That's fucking disgusting, and I'm trying to eat my 4th Dinner.

fat ass

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Deranged ass

[Adam 0]

Use Your Ass

[Use Your Illusion 0]

You're not the first guy to tell me that.

[Adam 0]

Ok, you got me there.

[Guest LooneyTune]

That's fucking disgusting, and I'm trying to eat my 4th Dinner.

fat ass

I'm one of those people who vomits after they eat. I'm a balloonic.