Proposing anal sex during intercourse.

[1234-5678 0]

Dammit man, vaginas don't just grow on trees

Interesting visual.

[LessonInMachismo 0]

The second of the two times I had anal sex, the girl asked me "When are you going to fuck me in the ass?" I felt like Joey Lawrence after saying "Whoa!" about two dozen times before taking the plunge.

 

EDIT: I'm adding that the above girl was Latina...Salvadoran immigrant, specifically.

 

The first time was when I was just out of high school and the girl agreed to try it, but she started bawling, so I bailed out. She turned out to be a piece of shit, so I should have reamed her.

 

EDIT: The above was also Latina...Mexican-American.

[Nighthawk 0]

The first time was Chicana. If she was gangsta, she'd get mad at you for saying Latina.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Last night, I made some strides towards anal. Wish me luck.

[LessonInMachismo 0]

The first time was Chicana. If she was gangsta, she'd get mad at you for saying Latina.

Incorrect.

[Nighthawk 0]

I think I know a little bit more about it than you.

[LessonInMachismo 0]

I think I know a little bit more about it than you.

Unless you know the girl, who specifically called herself a "Latina" on more than one occasion, then apparently you don't.

 

What's important here is the tear-inducing shitholing, people.

[Nighthawk 0]

The key is that she isn't a gangsta bitch. She apparently didn't know any better than you.

 

I do know the girl, anyway. We used to have picnics in my car on Lookout Point. One time it started to rain and I couldn't get the top up. We laughed and then abruptly stopped and kissed. I would have married her except I had a staph infection the day of the wedding and she ran off with the best man. Which was apparently you. You bastard.

[Sideburnious 0]

The key is that she isn't a gangsta bitch. She apparently didn't know any better than you.

 

I do know the girl, anyway. We used to have picnics in my car on Lookout Point. One time it started to rain and I couldn't get the top up. We laughed and then abruptly stopped and kissed. I would have married her except I had a staph infection the day of the wedding and she ran off with the best man. Which was apparently you. You bastard.

Bravo *claps*

 

 

 

 

So Inc, what were the first strides you took? Fingering?

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I never did this girl in the ass, nor any since.

 

I watched some porn not too long ago. I was unware that anal would be involved—it wasn't marked as such—but, lo and behold, the guy stuck his cock in the girl's ass. I didn't like watching it. At all. Totally killed my boner.

 

That it did was a little depressing. I don't have much interest in doing it these days, so the girl I'm seeing now is safe.

[Vyce 0]

Wait a minute, did you want to do anal without ever really seeing what it entailed?

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

The only girl I ever did it with outright asked me to do it. I didn't even really want to.

 

I'd say meh.

 

The tongue from cunt-ass trail is the way to go, I'd say though. Makes sense.

[k thx 0]

Wait a minute, did you want to do anal without ever really seeing what it entailed?

This demands an answer.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I simply hadn't watched anal action in a very long time. That I avoided the porn didn't mean that I didn't wanna stick it in a tighter crevice.

[Kinetic 0]

Anal sex is such an ordeal, what with the lubing and such. Because I tend to be a few drinks in by the time my girlfriend and I get around to having sex, my erection won't withstand the wait necessary to get all the buttfucking ducks in a row, so I tend to avoid it altogether. I do give rimjobs first time around, however, hepatitis be damned.

[converge241 0]

its better to just have a girl who enjoys it

 

*thank you mrs. Converge241*