Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2005 Anyone know of a way I could kill my family and get away with it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted January 26, 2005 Claim insanity. Seems to work for all these moms that kill their kids then get away with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2005 Yes, but posting it here shows you're not serious, so I'm not telling you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2005 I just don't want to go to the trouble of IMing everyone I know. Some of those people aren't very good with those kinds of questions though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Astro Report post Posted January 26, 2005 Blenders and CLR Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2005 I'd also prefer it to not be very messy. I'd like to be able to close the chapter as quickly as possible and go move somewhere else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2005 The key to this kind of thing in a nutshell is whatever you do to them, do to yourself, but barely survive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2005 Hmm, I'll keep that in mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2005 Moving out isn't an option? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2005 Not for murder, obv. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cosbywasmurdered Report post Posted January 27, 2005 Do it like that Iceman used to do. He carried some kind of posion in a squeezebottle. He's stand next to the victim and pretend to sneeze squirting the posion in their face and walk off. It would kill them and be very hard to trace. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2005 Moving out isn't an option? Not really. These people are insane. They'll find me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2005 I've neither seen nor talked to my mother in almost two weeks, which is a shame, as I really need to do some laundry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2005 rig the water heater or furnace in your house so that it leaks carbon monoxide and then move out for a week... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2005 Ooh, good one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2005 Pack of hungry dogs. Open back door. You at the movies. Fool proof. Granted...that'll be bloody but dammit if it's not bloody then where's the fun? Damn Metal Gear Solid generation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2005 Gore only worries me because of potential regret. If there isn't blood everywhere and stuff to clean up, out of sight out of mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2005 When I read what Kotzenjunge wrote, I froze..ahh fuck it. I hope you get banned, if only so the mods responsible for FS being banned are consistent in their nincompoopery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted January 27, 2005 Can try this kids method Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2005 Can try this kids method They make him sleep in the closet? Wow, I think I'd poison them as well. Course, why he didn't just call social services is the major question here. Easier, cleaner and much more painful on them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted January 27, 2005 Take them out fishing and sink the boat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eBayBrison Report post Posted January 27, 2005 *Accidently* put pneumonia or chlorox in their food, and eat out for a week with friends and stuff. Perfect murder. HAHAAH Brison Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted January 27, 2005 Pneumonia or chlorox, huh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2005 poisoned food can be traced back to him, if he can rig it to look like something broke, carbon monoxide is perfect...people die fromt hat shit all the time... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2005 Tell Suge Knight that your family was badmouthing him and talking all sorts of shit. He'll take care of the rest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big McLargeHuge 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2005 Get a gun and accidentally have it go off in the faces of each family member. They'll start getting suspicious after the first few, but if you're a good liar, you can get away with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2005 Or have them all line up in front of each other. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2005 I hope you're hungry. Eatting them is the best way to get rid of evidence! Or say a Puerto Rican did it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted January 27, 2005 I hope you're hungry. Eatting them is the best way to get rid of evidence! Or say a Puerto Rican guy did it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted January 27, 2005 You've already blown your chances of getting away with it by posting about here. But I would suggest if you have gaslines in the house to just rig it so gas slowly leaks into the house. One spark and boom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
