Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2005 Well then, I shall have to inquire about it at my local Tobaccery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2005 KKK- There are 20 sigs in a pack. And what's wrong with guys smoking 100's? I've heard comments from a few people-online and off- about this, but I just prefer 100's. They last longer. Besides, after seeing pictures of Agent, I'm pretty sure that doing the opposite of what he does and says is best. That is, unless you dig looking like a caveman and facing a painful, cancerous death at age 35. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 1, 2005 A long healthy life for a caveman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2005 Point taken. Besides, caveman life is highly underappreciated. 'Tis a noble existence, albeit a lonely one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 1, 2005 Cavemen did nothing but kill, eat, and breed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2005 As well as post on message message boards and capably play 6 musical instruments. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2005 You could look like me. I advise a lot of the same things he does. Except I'm a lot gayer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2005 What's fucking wrong with long hair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted February 1, 2005 Cavemen did nothing but kill, eat, and breed. You forgot drawing on the wall and setting things on fire. Much like I was at 6 years old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Loss Report post Posted February 1, 2005 What's fucking wrong with long hair. I think it looks very feminine on guys. It's too "pretty" and guys aren't supposed to be "pretty". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IllustriousOne 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2005 Is anyone gonna make the obligatory "Loss is gay" joke? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2005 What's fucking wrong with long hair. I think it looks very feminine on guys. It's too "pretty" and guys aren't supposed to be "pretty". Then I will continue to do it in order to confound the gays. Loss is gay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2005 Guys are supposed to be pretty... unless you're gay. So everything appears to be in order here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Loss Report post Posted February 1, 2005 Is anyone gonna make the obligatory "Loss is gay" joke? Damnit, I was hoping someone would so I could make the "there's nothing more manly than having a cock in your ass" comment, but oh well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest news_gimmick Report post Posted February 2, 2005 I don't smoke, but my mom does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 2, 2005 Loss is suggesting that I am pretty. That exact adjective. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2005 KKK- There are 20 sigs in a pack. Damn, so to smoke a pack a day you'd have to down one per hour providing you sleep four hours per day? When I used to work at the gas station black people always bought Newports. That's all I got... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 2, 2005 A lot of people smoke in clusters. At least I do. For instance, at every break at work, which ranges from 15 min to a half hour, I'll smoke 2 or 3. 2 when I get up, 2 after work, so I'm over half a pack now just getting up and working. Then I'll have two back to back later on in the day a couple more times maybe. Either that or I just chainsmoke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripper 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2005 KKK- There are 20 sigs in a pack. Damn, so to smoke a pack a day you'd have to down one per hour providing you sleep four hours per day? When I used to work at the gas station black people always bought Newports. That's all I got... Yes, Black people love Newports. I don't smoke but I know this to be true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 2, 2005 It's all I send to Cook County, it seems. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2005 Yes, Black people love Newports. I don't smoke but I know this to be true. I also heard that black people don't smoke Marlboros because due to the box design there are three hidden "K's". Also, how long does it take to smoke a cig? And I'm not talking one or two puffs and throwing it away. I'm talking about letting the cancer stick burn to the brown part... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted February 2, 2005 KKK- There are 20 sigs in a pack. Damn, so to smoke a pack a day you'd have to down one per hour providing you sleep four hours per day? When I used to work at the gas station black people always bought Newports. That's all I got... Yes, Black people love Newports. I don't smoke but I know this to be true. Don't forget Black & Milds and Swisher Sweets too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2005 Also, how long does it take to smoke a cig? And I'm not talking one or two puffs and throwing it away. I'm talking about letting the cancer stick burn to the brown part... Depends on what kind of cigarette, and how fast you smoke it. On average, 2-4 minutes. I knew a guy once who liked to utter the phrase: "I'm gonna smoke him like a Newport... cuz brothers smoke Newports!" as he puffed on his Port. That dude was about as black as Sinbad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted February 2, 2005 I met Sinbad before when I was like 12 or so shopping at a clothing store at the Treasure Island in Las Vegas on New Year's Eve, just before he was hosting the special for Fox that year. He was a hell of a nice guy but I had no idea what to say to him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2005 I met Sinbad too. The pirate, not the comic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 Don't forget Black & Milds and Swisher Sweets too. The only time I ever smoked was back in my college days. On weekends I'd go to the better half's house after working a shift that usually ended around midnight-2 am., and the sweet taste and stench of the swisher sweet I had lit kept me up at night as I drove along Rt. 30. I think I went through half a pack in total. And what's the difference between regulars and menthols?... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 Menthols are minty. Smoked one for the first time last Thursday while I was high and it was almost too much for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 Menthols are the nonsmoker's cigarette. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Modern Man's Hustle 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 Menthols taste like Christmas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Evolution Report post Posted February 3, 2005 None, but as long as people don't intentionally blow smoke in my face, I don't care if others around me smoke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
