Matt Young 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 I can't believe I typed "cigs" as "sigs." Oops. As far as the Newport debate goes, I think every black smoker I know does indeed smoke Newports. However, so do 99% of the pot smokers I know from various races. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted February 3, 2005 I think that 99% number goes down significantly when you're talking about people here. I'm not a fan of Newports, but I occasionally bum them off this one guy who feels being a white hispanic qualifies enough to be black so as to assume their lingo, mannerisms, and traditions. I still have yet to have a chance encounter with Lucky Strikes around here, though (I don't go out specifically to buy cigarettes, but if I see a pack of Luckys for sale somewhere and I have the money, I'll buy them). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 3, 2005 Yes, Black people love Newports. I don't smoke but I know this to be true. I also heard that black people don't smoke Marlboros because due to the box design there are three hidden "K's". Also, how long does it take to smoke a cig? And I'm not talking one or two puffs and throwing it away. I'm talking about letting the cancer stick burn to the brown part... There's also the two profiles that could be misconstrued as men in sheets, if that's what you wanted to think, holding up the banner that says "Veni Vidi Vici." The Camel on packs of camels has a nude man with an erection on the dromedary's rear leg and hindquarters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 3, 2005 I'm out of cigarettes. Cloves were spent two weeks ago, so I had to fall back on some terrible multi-colored cigarettes I was duped into buying once when the guy told me they were stronger. I smoked three and put the pack away until I ran out of cloves and couldn't afford more. Once those multi-colored ones were gone, I had to fall back to a pack of Basics my friend who works at a convenience store gave me back in October because the pack had a small rip in the wrapper and was classified as "damaged." Now I'm out of those. Wasn't even a full pack of those, as I smoked 8 or so of them during the period after he gave them to me back in October. So now I'm totally out. I'm going to have to become a bum. I guess it'll work out, since everyone I knew bummed cloves off of me like crazy when I had them. I've almost forgotten what they taste like. Fortunately, I'm a smoker more out of boredom than any serious addiction. Tell you what though, when that tax check comes in I'm so buying like, ten packs of Blacks so I'll be set for a month, month and a half. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted February 3, 2005 Kotz is addicted, no matter what he says or thinks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2005 Quiet, you. I went all day and only bummed two off of people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2005 I've went months without smoking when I had to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Modern Man's Hustle 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2005 You're spending your tax return on smokes...you're addicted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2005 You do realize I don't intend on actually doing that, right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iggymcfly 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2005 I just want to clarify that Menthols don't taste like Christmas, they taste like the most disgusting mouthwash/toothpaste imaginable. How anyone actually likes them is beyond me. I really don't smoke much anyway, just bum a couple when I'm drunk, so as a non-smoker, I want to say that Menthols are not "my" type of cigarette. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted February 8, 2005 They also crystallize your lungs! Yummy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2005 Menthols explained, in the words of Johnny Kashmere: "I don't want to wait til I get home to get the tumor. I want the tumor NOW." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Modern Man's Hustle 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2005 I meant they tasted like smoking a candy cane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest netslob Report post Posted February 9, 2005 Menthols taste like asthma medication. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2005 Gin and Tonic tastes like Christmas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2005 Peppermints taste like Christmas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2005 Wait, that isn't funny at all... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2005 WRONG Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted February 10, 2005 This girl I know at a party once made a mixed drink that smelled and tasted like Christmas. It was nice. Oh, and cloves are evil, but Dunhill Reds are awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted February 10, 2005 This girl I know at a party once made a mixed drink that smelled and tasted like Christmas. It was nice. Oh, and cloves are evil, but Dunhill Reds are awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Modern Man's Hustle 0 Report post Posted February 10, 2005 Fuck, stop talking about Christmas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 10, 2005 I scratched inside my ears with a toothpick and it came out bloody. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Joshua A. Norton Report post Posted February 10, 2005 Maybe it's a tumor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted February 10, 2005 It's not a tumor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 11, 2005 Zit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sass 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2005 An earwig's egg, perhaps. No smokes for me. I use to smoke but not anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twisted Intestine 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2005 On average, how much are you smoking per day? It probably equals out to about 3 or 4 smokes for me, as most of the time I don't have a pack. When I do I smoke more, and when I don't I still usually smoke a couple that I bum off friends. ...Don't you hate people who are always trying to bum smokes off of you? Bastards! I'm now between 1/4 and 1/2 a pack per day :\ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted December 3, 2005 I just simply don't stay addicted to cigarettes. I think I'll always be this way, too. I smoke from time to time, usually in social settings, and I rarely go out and buy my own packs (last time I did must have been months ago, if that). Guess I'm a rare breed, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Team Angle Pusher 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2005 I don't smoke, it's useless. I want to live. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2005 I still smoke Newport 100s. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
