The OAO SmackDown! Thread for 2/10/05

[Slickster 0]

Did that just happen?

That was the best of them all.

[DMann2003 0]

That's 100X better than BraveHHHeart

 

When's Cena's "8 Mile" parody gonna happen?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Cena with a Japanese Baseball Jersey.

 

Nice tough even though no idea who it is.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Benoit's got the acting chops.

 

They need to do more stuff with him, Christian and Jericho. Cancel Heat and replace it with their own hour-long dramady.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

OMG!

 

Orlando Jordan = OJ Simpson

[Vyce 0]

Sweet Jesus, if they're going to go through the trouble of making cheesy B-movies starring WWE wrestlers, why the hell can't they make a Benoit / Jericho buddy-cop flick?

 

I would see that in the theatres, buy the DVD, wear the fucking t-shirt.

[NYU 0]

Yeah. This Japanese crowd is the BEST place to pull off OJ Simpson jokes.

[Slickster 0]

That rap was weak even by Cena's standards.

[tbondrage99 0]

That's 100X better than BraveHHHeart

 

When's Cena's "8 Mile" parody gonna happen?

I dont know but it should happen soon.

[Slickster 0]

Sweet Jesus, if they're going to go through the trouble of making cheesy B-movies starring WWE wrestlers, why the hell can't they make a Benoit / Jericho buddy-cop flick?

 

I would see that in the theatres, buy the DVD, wear the fucking t-shirt.

Sign me up for that too.

[tbondrage99 0]

Sweet Jesus, if they're going to go through the trouble of making cheesy B-movies starring WWE wrestlers, why the hell can't they make a Benoit / Jericho buddy-cop flick?

 

I would see that in the theatres, buy the DVD, wear the fucking t-shirt.

Sign me up for that too.

Add another one to the list.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

This is like the most people in the Smackdown thread (22) in a really long time. The Japanese tapings having a reverse effect on Smackdown as they did on RAW (Fewer people in the thread on the other board).

 

Wierd.

[DMann2003 0]

Sweet Jesus, if they're going to go through the trouble of making cheesy B-movies starring WWE wrestlers, why the hell can't they make a Benoit / Jericho buddy-cop flick?

 

I would see that in the theatres, buy the DVD, wear the fucking t-shirt.

I've been suggesting that since the WWE films thread, Jericho's the loose cannon and Benoit's the straight laced partner.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

The way I see it, Benoit, Jericho and Christian are estranged brothers who come together for their fathers funeral. Benoit was the guy who stayed home and followed in the old mans footsteps and became a firefighter. Jericho became a Hollywood Actor. Christian became an Ad executive.

 

They find out that their father secretly owned a bar in Japan and left it to the 3 of them in hopes of bringing them together.

 

It's called "Turning Japanese".

[Guest Phenom]

Sweet Jesus, if they're going to go through the trouble of making cheesy B-movies starring WWE wrestlers, why the hell can't they make a Benoit / Jericho buddy-cop flick?

 

I would see that in the theatres, buy the DVD, wear the fucking t-shirt.

Sign me up for that too.

WWE Films presents:

 

Follow that Cop!

 

Staring the CVC as two hilarious policemen! Chris Benoit plays Howard Fine, a tough, grizzled cop with 18 years on the job. Chris Jericho plays Ryan Irving, a street-wise hombody with a heart of gold. Together, they take down the LA Yakuza. Featuring Tajiri, Steven Richards, and Stacy Keibler as the hoping woman.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Some sort of powdery substance to the eyes!

[tbondrage99 0]

Wow that underhanded tatic by Hiroko makes me miss Mr. Fuji.

[Slickster 0]

Gotta love the fane popping for Hiroko throwing the salt.

 

Good edit on the botched baseball slide.

[Slickster 0]

Dayum, Hiroko got back.

[tbondrage99 0]

ANd now that poke to eyes by Torrie makes me miss Roddy Piper.

[Slickster 0]

Does Torrie's cupping the ear make you miss Hogan?

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

JBL has GODZILLA!

[tbondrage99 0]

Does Torrie's cupping the ear make you miss Hogan?

Well since Hogan is my second favorite wrestler of all time.....a little....

[Slickster 0]

JBL is awesome.

[tbondrage99 0]

There you have it folks The WWE Champion being beaten up by a inflateable godzilla.....actually it dosnt look like Godzilla at all...

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Big Show = Barney

 

JBL = Just Beat a Lizard

 

OMG

[tbondrage99 0]

The Japanese fans must really think the WWE Champ is nuts.

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

This is surreal

[DMann2003 0]

JBL should be drugged all the time, he's much more entertaining that way.

 

Ted DiBiase wouldn't let an inflatable dinosaur get to him

[tbondrage99 0]

Ok now the whipping the dinosaur with the belt reminds me of Hogan.....