Booking for the 2/17 show!

[Hoff 0]

I realize this is a it of a spoiler, but I just imagined what poor ol' KC here had to be thinking. We make plans to work a program together, and then I quit about half an hour later. Excellent.

[Hoff 0]

Oh, fuck, I forgot. Speaking of plans, I made some. Have all your stuff into me by 9PM Eastern. If it's later than that we'll have to edit it in later.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

Hoff if you pull that shit again I'll bring you on Maury and have the big muscular black man yell at you.

[King Cucaracha 0]

Well, I had a..'suspicion'.

 

And you're not the only one who can bring the 'DRAWMUH~', right.

 

right!

[Papacita 0]

Nothing from me, but I may post an exclusive from Bryte if I get the chance.

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

I think we should make a list of all the referees that we have for the OAOAST. That way, we can use actual names, instead of always writing "The referee this" or "The referee that".

 

So far, I've found that the referees we have used are:

-Nick Soapdish

-Charles Robinson

-Earl Herbner

-Nick Patrick

-Thomas Rodriguez (Evil, Crooked Lightning Crew referee)

 

Am I missing anyone?

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

Oh, no, I won't let you down. Apparently I'm not funny, so you know what? Fuck you all. Take your show and shove it straight up your asses. I quit.

OMG IT'S A WORK

[Mystery Eskimo 0]

I think we should make a list of all the referees that we have for the OAOAST. That way, we can use actual names, instead of always writing "The referee this" or "The referee that".

 

So far, I've found that the referees we have used are:

-Nick Soapdish

-Charles Robinson

-Earl Herbner

-Nick Patrick

-Thomas Rodriguez (Evil, Crooked Lightning Crew referee)

 

Am I missing anyone?

I've used 82 year old Clem Buzzlefoxer on a few occasions. His gimmick is that he's old. But he takes no shit!

 

And I believe Patty created his son, Clem Jnr. Or something.

 

We should also have a robot referee, RefBot 3000. I think I've stolen that from SWF.

[Papacita 0]

We should use Tammy Sytch as a ref. Just to give people another reason to chant "You Screwed Bret."

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

heh

[Guest Failed Mascot]

Hoff is late. He let down the poor children of the orphanage again that wanted to read their OAOAST before going to bed.

[Hoff 0]

I didn't say anything about a show being up at eight. I said get your shit in by eight.

[Guest Phenom]

You'll need to edit mine in; I'm still waiting for MST3K Mark to send me some information.

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

It's coming, Phenom. I just gotta finish writing my stuff and send it to Hoff too.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

I understand people lead busy lives but you really shouldn't wait till the last minute. You can tell when things come off as rushed.

[Adam 0]

Very true, but you have to make concessions sometimes for people who lead busy lives.

[Hoff 0]

I'm leaving for crazy Thursday night bowling in a bit, but I'll edit it in later; PM it to me, or just ask another mod.

[Patty O'Green 0]

I'll be on for at least another hour, so if you have something done by then, PM it to me.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

I'm leaving for crazy Thursday night bowling in a bit

You know what's fun? Rock'a'Bowl. Least that's what they call it here. You see on Friday and Saturday nights they turn the house lights down and have strobe lights hit the lanes. Then they have a DJ play music while you bowl. Its great fun.

[Hoff 0]

We have that, it's called Cosmic Bowling around here. It's a weekend thing, Friday and Saturday nights...maybe Sundays. Anyway, it's okay once in a while, but my 23-year-old old man soul can't take all the teens. It's not that they're loud, it's that they won't shut up...if you feel me.

 

I have edited in the P.R. segments, so look for those. And this is something I want to say to the whole group: if you've got a small seg to be edited in later, fine. But if you have an entire match AND another promo, please at least let me know to make room, because it's a bitch to go into a show that you took the time to work out as far as formatting and plug that much stuff in. Gracias.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

My 23 year old old man soul feels ya...still, around here its mainly people in their 20s with a few teens. If you ever find yourself in Mass we'll do that.

[Hoff 0]

Bitchin', I'm there. Here it's almost exclusively highschool kids, although it's GREAT on weekdays...there's a bar as well, so it's mostly 20-30 year olds.

[Hoff 0]

Remember, you can do BACKSTAGE and INTERNET EXCLUSIVES as well, although I personally wouldn't make a habit of it.