The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 Coming soon to TSM… Three men take a look through the cracks of one of the most eclectic message boards in history… Rando: From post whore to just simply a whore, the main attention seeker of the group jumps from thread to thread, even and especially where he isn’t needed or wanted, to throw out silly one-liners and long-winded monologues on everything he can. Sometimes he brings the quality, sometimes the comedy, and other times the simply dreadful…what more could you ask for? Jingus: Do you live in Nashville? No? Lucky you. Then you probably have never heard of Jingus. He's one of those Dave Prazack/Joel Gertner types, whose lack of athletic ability make them do ring intros, television & video commentary, manage, ref, book, drive, and even occasionally wrestle... yet aren't really wrestlers. But he does know real pro wrestlers. REAL fuckin' wrestlers. You want to peek behind the curtain? You want a glimpse of what he's seen? He's willing to give it to you. Always... ...but there is a price. Muggy: He lives to hate Triple and Nipple H and is the third in command... it's like the bronze medal, only he has no atheletic skill. You've seen him around on several different boards, and while he hasn't had tons of posts or caused any controversy...yet... He’s been the fly on the wall during a lot of things, and the information he possesses is possibly astounding. In his own words “I'll do my best not to fuck it up.” Every Tuesday, these three will take a look at the previous week of board happenings, giving you, the reader, their own unique commentary, but they will also be joined by one poster that will share their own viewpoints about what they have gone through as a member of TSM Nation. This week, we sit down with Failed Mascot, a man who has fallen into the crosshairs more than a few times in the last couple of weeks, and above all will never pray for the safety of the president. I’m sure someone will freeze when they read what he has to say this Tuesday! You better believe me, cause if you don’t, that’s flamebaiting. So come one, come all… for… Three On Tue (Note: Hopefully this will be done by Midnight EST on Tuesday night this week and every week hereafter...hence the name.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted February 14, 2005 I give this two weeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 I give this until Rando gets bored or forgets about it completely. So, tomorrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 closer to Fook's. At least I have Tuesday night's free and can use that to my advantage...and hell, I got the guest lined up for week 2 already...unless he gets busy at the last minute....then i'm fucked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 Czech? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 No. Wait till Tuesday (see, i know how to get people to tune in) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 Whatever happened to your pilot? SOme of us DID read it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 Go back and read it again. I will have to find the software again and remember where i left off. I think I have it all on my desktop. I don't have enough hours in the day to do all of my inane buffoonary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted February 14, 2005 It would have been better had you just done it quicker. What's with the Tuesday thing? I don't have the patience to do the same for TV, let alone TSM. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 One day on a messageboard is equal to about two weeks real time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 It would have been better had you just done it quicker. What's with the Tuesday thing? I don't have the patience to do the same for TV, let alone TSM. I believe "Three on Tue" is a (terrible)play on words. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 Well if you think of something better I'll take it. Quite honestly. It was my quick fix cause i had nothing else floating around. Meatwad, you should like this, O&A gave me inspiration. I'm going to see if i can get IDRM to have sex on the show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 Oh, and a warning ahead of time: I have no idea exactly what Rando wants to do here, so I'm just wingin' it. There will be e-violence, strong language, adult content, yada yada yada [enter cliché here]. Basically, come equipped with a shovel, cuz there'll be a lotta bullshitting going on. (Yeah. I know I'm pretentious. I take that as a compliment.) EDIT: the "two weeks" thing sounds about right to me, since in a month from now I probably won't have AIM access and won't be able to do this anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 i'll bring in another body should i have to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted February 14, 2005 They brought me in to be the big draw so of course it will succeed. shut up CWM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cosbywasmurdered Report post Posted February 14, 2005 I wasn't going to say anything... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 This week, we sit down with Failed Mascot, a man who has fallen into the crosshairs more than a few times in the last couple of weeks, and above all will never pray for the safety of the president. I’m sure someone will freeze when they read what he has to say this Tuesday! You better believe me, cause if you don’t, that’s flamebaiting. Bad puns all over. Did you outsource your previews to Fox or something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 Of course I did. Only the *cough* best! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Modern Man's Hustle 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2005 This could be a good idea. You should have a poll or something before you start writing this to see what the people want to hear about. Unless you're going to just do the board in general....because, personally, if you're doing the whole board, I'll pass. I really don't care what the WWE kids are up to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2005 well, start telling me what you want to hear about, TSM! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2005 I want to know why you're not where you should be, whore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2005 Valentine's Day. I just popped on really quick before going out for dessert. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2005 You're going out for dessert?! Geez, Rando, money a little thin these days? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2005 I cooked dinner, thank you muchly. And it was the g/f's idea. I just go along with the ride. I think the banana split gave me heartburn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2005 I think the banana...nah. I made my banana joke for the day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2005 I think the banana...nah. I made my banana joke for the day. You made a banana joke today? Well shit. *goes back to drawing board* Well, I think the packed fudge I had gave me indigestion! Thanks IDRM! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2005 Good lord. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2005 +1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
