Ask IDrinkRatsMilk

[Nighthawk]

I make two promises:

 

This thread will be worse than Ask Incandenza, but it won't be my fault.

 

I won't give joke answers unless the questions are stupid.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

What's with your horrible sigs as of late?

[Nighthawk]

What's with your horrible sigs as of late?

They've recently been general lampoons of teen culture, inspired by a movie I watched. My current one, I found fully formed from someone who actually meant it to be cool, except it said "Gabba Power". I said, "They may as well be saying 'Disco Power'". A slight modification of my original thought and there you are.

My signatures have traditionally followed one of three patterns: parody, non sequitur or fairly straight forward, which I hope works as kitsch if nothing else.

[Open the Muggy Gate]

I'm in the dark on this. Where did you come up with your name?

[Art Sandusky]

Bring back the girl with the bird.

[Nighthawk]

I'm in the dark on this. Where did you come up with your name?

It was originally an aol name, years ago. There's usually some difficulty finding a name which hasn't been taken there, without adding numbers to it or some such foolishness. The Simpsons was on, and the mafia was using rat's milk for school lunches in a cost cutting measure. Rat's milk inspired IDrinkRatsMilk, which got a good reaction and I've used it several places since. I wouldn't use a Simpsons reference these days, but few enough people pick up on it that I don't mind.

The St. part came from when I was doing my theology thread. I used IDrinkRatsMilk the Baptist for a while there. After finishing the thread and doing well with it, I had completed my spiritual wandering in the wilderness and achieved sainthood.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

I thought it was because you proved the bible.

[Nighthawk]

Bring back the girl with the bird.

I like to keep a good rotation. Here's her website though. There is a picture of Marilyn Manson licking a strap on right off the bat, however.

[Nighthawk]

I thought it was because you proved the bible.

Yeah, that's what I said.

[Art Sandusky]

Thankee much, IDRM.

 

(swoons)

[Nighthawk]

Do you think Banky in person is like the Banky persona he created here on TSM?

No. On the rare occasions Banky and I have conversed away from an audience, he's been a regular, frankly amiable guy. The Banky persona, in it's own way, isn't that different from an Incandenza or even an IDrinkRatsMilk in that it's a combination of id, disrespect and invulnerability. However, through some mixture of oversaturation, staleness and sheer longevity, he's allowed Banky the poster to feed off of it's own hype and I think it can now operate under it's own will. So, Banky is Frankenstein, but when he steps away from the computer he's regular old Jeff again.

In the old days you could see him crack and his real personality come through occasionally.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

you'd be surprised at how chill Banky is away from the rest of the world. He also uses the words "cunt" and "faggot" alot more when away from the board.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

I don't know how Incandenza is away from the board because I confused him for Alf the first time I saw him in an AIM chat which lead to him asking me to AIM him a couple days later so he could block me.

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

It's the alcohol.

 

EDIT: refering to Banky's coolness off site

[Nighthawk]

Do you blame Canada like most of the rest of your country of residence?

This isn't a very good question, but it does allow for an anecdote so I'll let it pass. When I was about nine, I was a baseball game with some friends. The Montreal Expos were playing. After the usual rendition of the national anthem, some asked why I didn't put my hand over my heart for the singing. I said I didn't really feel like it. Then someone else came out to sing what I presumed to be the Canadian national anthem, which sounded pretty terrible. I said "I suppose I'd better put my hand over my ass for this one." One of the biggest laughs I've ever gotten... it was from third graders, though. They're not hard to impress.

In retrospect, however, I know the Canadian national anthem, and that wasn't what they sang. I don't know what song that was.

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

Was it in French?

[Nighthawk]

I couldn't have told you before, but now that you mention it, it was.

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

Then it was probably the French version of Oh Canada, and yeah it's awful.

[Nevermortal]

[Guest Failed Mascot]

Why do motha'fuckas keep closing our threads?

[godthedog]

break down the nas/jay-z feud for me, in detail. nobody answered this in the music folder.

[Skywarp!]

Edit: Nevermind.

[Modern Man's Hustle]

"Site Feedback" is apparently an oxymoron.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

How would I do in a best poster thread this time around?

[The Amazing Rando]

If I wake up in a bathtub full of ice and do NOT have any body parts missing, would i still be eligible for the talk show circuit?

 

SUBquestion....is it better to burn out than to fade away?

[Modern Man's Hustle]

High Fidelity rules.

[Jingus]

Something even worse happened to me today. Since Inc avoided the question and quickly backed out of the room while waving a crucifix at me, why does God seem insistent on making me Lot V2.005?

[Art Sandusky]

Why must my latest semi-girlfriend be such a fucking drunk?

[Hoff]

She's dating you?

 

Yeah, easy answer, sorry.

[Art Sandusky]

She used to do coke in high school, so you could say this is sorta better.