Something you need to know about Kotz.

[The Czech Republic]

Kyliejunge: When I'm drunk I want to keep my clothes on at all costs.

Kyliejunge: When I'm high, it's the opposite.

clarendon street: ha

Kyliejunge: Post that I said that/

Kyliejunge: .

Kyliejunge: I don't want to start two threads.

clarendon street: can I put it in the random facts

Kyliejunge: Nah.

Kyliejunge: I feel it deserves a whole topic.

[Art Sandusky]

Perfect.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

Uh huh.

 

I dont even wanna know what happens if hes both at the same time.

[Nighthawk]

No one cares. I'm acknowledging this so you don't do something similar later.

[Art Sandusky]

I care. I'm someone.

[Nighthawk]

You didn't have to start a thread to tell yourself.

[Art Sandusky]

I didn't start it, he did. He cares too. That's two people to your one. DOMINATION

[Nighthawk]

It says you forced him to start it right there. Do you think I'm blind?

[Art Sandusky]

You can't really force anyone to start a thread. Caring was involved.

[Guest Vitamin X]

That dude in Czech's sig has pretty big hands.

[Nighthawk]

I'm renaming myself Sailor Uranus, you guys. Call me that from now on, ok. But don't change my name, it will be funny if you talk about me and nobody knows who you mean.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Ok.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Last night, an ex of mine was telling me about this dude she drunkenly fooled around with a couple of months back. Apparently, she couldn't find his penis, even after several minutes of intoxicated groping. She said it was one of the scariest experiences of her life.

[Art Sandusky]

See, had this thread not been created, that story would have never graced the board.

[Modern Man's Hustle]

I got a blowjob but no coke last night. I feel used.

[Art Sandusky]

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3 Members: Kotzenjunge, Incandenza, Modern Man's Hustle

 

I'm tempted to close it now.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

How are you supposed to OD without coke.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

This is the only thread in this folder within the last couple of days in which I feel like posting.

[Jingus]

Use X, worked for a girl I knew just a couple months back.

 

Jingus: karmic leper since 2004.

[Nighthawk]

This is the only thread in this folder within the last couple of days in which I feel like posting.

That much is true. People should have made better use of the Ask IDrinkRatsMilk thread. I was hoping people would ask me personal questions that I didn't want to answer.

[Slayer]

I was hoping people would ask me personal questions that I didn't want to answer.

Once you've posted a picture of your dick on an internet wrestling message board, there's not much else to know

[Giuseppe Zangara]

During the time I would normally reserve for boarding, I've been going to this site, which has been providing the lols.

[Nighthawk]

I exhausted that site years ago.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Man, Ashley's a hottie.

[Ted the Poster]

I've never laughed so much while in a state of utter horror before. Thank you Incandenza.

[Art Sandusky]

Unfuckingcalled for.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Oh, is Ashley Popick's woman?

[Nighthawk]

You know, I saw somebody who had that in the mall once, it was the most bizarre thing I've ever seen. It was a guy, about 4 feet tall, with a face like Jesse Helms wearing a perpetual smirk, dressed like an Irish peasant and walking like the Keep On Truckin' guy.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

I'm still wondering why she wasn't able to find his penis. Maybe he had both a microwang and whiskey dick.

[Ted the Poster]

I've never been a drinker. Why does strong alcohol make some guys unable to get it up?