Head 2 Head Fantasy Baseball 2005

[Fökai 0]

...although, I'm kinda still trying to figure out who's who, but I'll get it up in time for people to see what's what.

The Best Team - Cuban Linx

Rockbirds - Slapnuts!

NuclearChairshots - MarvinisaLunatic

Hawai'i 5-0 - bravesfan

It's the R - Cena's Writer

Juiced Up - iggymcfly

Gotham Harlequins - HarleyQuinn

Brockvegas Posse - treble

The Ass Needles - smell the ratings!!!

Pocono Poison - alkeiper

1000% Guapos - razazteca

Komijul - Will Scarlet

Warts Whackos - Wart

The DonDokken's - Vern Gagne

Pawtucket Red Sox - Cartman

Crimson Storm - Lightning Flik

Rebels of Oakland - Bored

Serenity - thepinjockey

 

EDIT: Thanks for the help, Will.

[Der Kommissar 0]

Doesn't thepinjockey manage Serenity in most TSM fantasy leagues?

 

And I am guessing by the name that Rebels of Oakland would probably be Bored.

[iggymcfly 0]

All right, I've been trying to avoid taking him, but I can't help it anymore. Give me the guy on the right.

 

[Lightning Flik 0]

For posting such a horrid pick, I should make you not have him.

 

...and damn, all my pitchers I really wanted to take in the first round are gone. I hate you bastards.

 

Will Scarlet's on the clock.

 

And I thank you for the list. Helps me out greatly.

Edited March 3, 2005 by Lightning Flik

[Vern Gagne 0]

Is that Joe Perry with Clemens?

[Brett Favre 0]

That's Eddie Guerrero.

[Vern Gagne 0]

At first i thought it was Eddie Guerero's gay twin.

[Der Kommissar 0]

Well, after some thought, and coming to the realization that the team lacks Canadians, the Komijul goes a bit out on the limb and selects...

 

 

Justin Morneau!

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

So far, four of the guys I couldn't keep have been selected.

[Vern Gagne 0]

We could possibly get this part of the draft done tonight.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

Jeter and Pudge were on my team right? I can't really remember.

[iggymcfly 0]

Is that Joe Perry with Clemens?

You win sir. Although, if Eddie Guerrero had a gay twin, I'm sure he'd look awfully similar.

[Lightning Flik 0]

So far, four of the guys I couldn't keep have been selected.

I don't know whether we should laugh at Al, or worry about what he has up his sleeve to win a lot of game this year.

[Vern Gagne 0]

He kidnapped Bill James.

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

Nothing up my sleeves besides solid drafting boys.

[Lightning Flik 0]

You win again, and I'm making sure there's a trophy for next year, called:

The Alkeiper

 

And it'll be awarded to whoever wins our league. I'll also have in inscribed with your last two wins.

 

Seriously, my face doesn't have this like cheesy ass grin of total lying.

[Fökai 0]

Being congratulated by his new teammates...

 

 

Travis Hafner.

 

Cena's Writer, then Vern to close out the draft.

[Vern Gagne 0]

Please don't tell me we're gonna have to wait until tomorrow afternoon for Cena's Writer?

[Der Kommissar 0]

Most likely, Vern. He is usually only around in the afternoons.

[Brett Favre 0]

Don't worry, i'm here, and as a bonus, I have made a pick!

 

Rich Harden.

[Styles 0]

Please don't tell me we're gonna have to wait until tomorrow afternoon for Cena's Writer?

Boy, the ironic twist this turned, eh?

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

If Verne shows up for his pick, then HarleyQuinn would be up for the first pick, I believe.

[Vern Gagne 0]

Let's finish this off...

 

[Cuban Linx 0]

I was hoping to re-draft several of the players i didn't keep from last year, but i guess i can throw that idea out the window as Mauer makes three players drafted from my old team already, and with 16 picks until i get to draft i imagine another 1 or 2 will be gone as well.

[Vern Gagne 0]

Reminder of the actual draft order.

 

Regular Draft:

1 - HarleyQuinn

2 - Wart

3 - Serenity

4 - Lightning Flik

5 - Marvinsalunatic

6 - treble

7 - Cartman

8 - Razaztec

9 - Vern Gagne

10 - Slapnuts

11 - Cena's Writer

12 - Alkeiper

13 - Bravesfan

14 - Rebels of Oakland

15 - Will Scarlet

16 - The Worst Team

17 - iggymcfly

18 - Chicago White Sux

[HarleyQuinn 0]

Gotham Harlequins select 3B/OF Chipper Jones

 

[Lightning Flik 0]

HarleyQuinn, I hate you so very much.

[HarleyQuinn 0]

Hah...so that's 1 already then huh?

[Lightning Flik 0]

Yes you bastard. That's one.

 

I hate you so very much now.

[Lightning Flik 0]

There's only 3 hours and 20 some minutes left for Wart to make his pick, or be the first person to suffer my wrath.

Edited March 3, 2005 by Lightning Flik