"You got knocked the fuck out...man"

[Nevermortal 0]

I loved how he took the cell phone. That's gangsta.

[Guest BrokenWings]

I wonder if he called the guy's wife and told him what happened. That's what I'd have done.

[nl5xsk1 0]

You guys do not know what to do. Here I will tell you, as someone who goes to UC, a campus surronded by some bad predominantly black neighborhoods.

 

If you are attacked, or just walking to your car late at night be sure to have your punching hand in your pocket that has your keys. Hold on to your keys so that you have 3 different keys protruding from the spaces between your four fingers, not your thumb.

 

If someone comes up to you, or you are confronted by someone, like he was with that chick, clinch your fist, the keys become like three knives, and be ready to punch.

 

Once the fight starts, first punch him in the eye with your hand with the protuding keys, he will reach for his eye, or whats left of it. Once he pulls his hands up to reach for his eye, punch him square in the middle of his throat (where his adams apple is) and pull downward. That will incapacitate anyone, and possibly kill him.

 

This is only if you do not have some other form of a weapon, as a gun would be easier.

Where'd you learn that, an anti-rape class?

 

I don't care how big the guy is (or guys are, if there's more than one) I'm not about to set up some elaborate self-defense weapon. Take your beating like a man; anything that doesn't kill you will only make you stronger.

 

And if it kills you, you'll be too dead to notice or care.

[Ripper 0]

The problem here is that it looks like the guy was using the "avoid eye contact and be humble" appoach when he got hit, which will get your ass knocked out. Me being a smaller guy, if I think there is a chance that you might even think about maybe hitting me, I am going to have to take the first swing, and honestly, thats what he should have done, or at least kept himself ready to defend himself.

 

All that arranging the keys shit...dude, if you put a hand in your pocket while talking shit, you are about to get punched in the fucking face because they don't know what you are reaching for. Then you don't even have that hand to guard with because you were too busy putting your keys in between your fingers.

[nl5xsk1 0]

I agree with Ripper ... it's pretty obvious that the big guy was going to fight whether he had a willing partner or not. That guy was going to throw-down regardless of anything the other guy said or did. Better be the aggressor, maybe get a good shot in and stun the guy long enough to keep swinging or get the fuck out. Just standing there like a target is a bad idea.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Pack heat.

 

I take it this was in a crowd of some sort. I'd rather not fire a gun in that environment, but if the same person came after me in a parking lot or something, just shoot his ass. Save yourself the bruises.

[Slayer 0]

I know it defies perspective, but I wonder what the black dude was thinking after the fact

 

"Yeah I sure showed that skinny white boy what's up. He won't ever do that shit again."

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

"This should shut my crazy bitch up."

 

"I'm going back to jail."

 

"Did she get the pizza?"

[Guest Joshua A. Norton]

"Did she get the pizza?"

It's funny because he's fat.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

The black ex-con should've got on the phone with the wife and told her he's coming to get her next.